Dear Readers,
I would like to take this oppurtunity to introduce myself to you. I was made aware of my name being present on this website, and being described as walking on the wrong side of the tracks. I.e. Being a Homosexual. Firstly, I don't walk on the wrong side, I'm so gay I don't even bloomin' walk on 'em! Yeah, its Me, Jon. I'm here, I'm Queer Get Used To It! As a Homosexual I do enjoy mincing and all that Malarkey, but why the hell does this mean my name has to appear here? Why has my name been placed upon this ummm...website thing whatever its for. I don't have a clue.
First of all I will vouch for Munky, he is not a Homosexual, but do you people honestly think knowing a Homosexual makes you one? You all probably know one and I've probably had 'em, who cares. Oh and everyones a little bit puffy nowadays which is common knowledge...and on the subject of Brighton...it's the flaming gay capital. Ever other guy in the street is a Homosexual or has had one! The whole city reeks of Poppers!
Had I not been alerted by my fellow Homo, I would have been blissfully unaware of my name on this site and the negative impact it could have on my position as a Homo. I do not want to be associated with whatever this is. I have been on here 5 minutes and saw Penis Slapping, Penis Windmilling and god knows what, and other such smuttery.
I shall leave this godforbidden website now, but for god sake, Leave us Mo's alone. But I shall be returning to inform you of my upcoming appearance on TV, Which I'm sure Munky will not be too pleased about...but more about THAT later...Anyway, Ciao Mein Straightguys and Closethomos...
P.S. All this talk of Penis' is covering up the fact this site is secretly a meeting point for gay boys...