Posted July 19, 2006 FUCKING CHARVS. i just had my fucking biek and phone stole tonight from chavs, nearly £2k worth of stuff. IM SO PISSSED RIGHT NOW!. thankfully im insured on both... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 19, 2006 Was there now way of riding the bike away? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 19, 2006 Get the chainsaw out, find them, slice their heads off, stuff them, and hang them on your bedroom wall. 'Nuff said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 19, 2006 Shit that harsh..........fucking charvs:nono: Least your insured, but still.....hope you find them and kick the shit out of them Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 19, 2006 Shouldn't this be in the "Things that make me angry" thread ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 19, 2006 Nah, it's good to have a chav bashing thread every now and then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 19, 2006 Get the chainsaw out, find them, slice their heads off, stuff them, and hang them on your bedroom wall. 'Nuff said. The hard bit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 19, 2006 My neighbour got his bike nicked the other day. And he lives in Whitley Bay aswell Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 19, 2006 The hard bit. Any street, at night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 19, 2006 To be honest, you shouldn't have been such a pussy. I've only been attacked by chavs once, in Manchester town near picadilly station, I was a little drunk (why else go into town eh? ) and even thought there were only two of them, they were still stupid enough to come and try and mug me. So I absolutely started leathering them, hit one of them square on the jaw and head about 3 or 4 times and the other one mainly stayed out of reach. When the stupid one got a bit bloody round the eyes, he kneed me in the nuts and ran for it. Chavs are fucking pussies, and deserve a good beating once in a while. The only other time I've ever been attacked was not by chavs, but by these skaters, I was (once again) much more wasted than the other time and out in Manchester with a friend (who was even more drunk than I), cause everyone else had left, and I just said something stupid to this girl who was with a bunch of guys with skateboards, and she called me a loser and I go "your face is a loser" and I walk away, thinking that I'd stunned her with my awesome powers of argument, but noooo, she comes from behind an absolutely yanks my hair and keeps hold of it (she was surprisingly strong), and the guys came round and started whacking me with the skateboards, so I did the sensible thing (mainly because I, being utterly trashed, couldn't do much else), I grabbed her tits, she let go and I went and fell over this metal fence and almost got run over by a tram. All in all though, it was a good night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 19, 2006 Man, a group of skaters hit you for that? None of the skaters i know are that idiotic.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 19, 2006 Oooo that doesnt sound to nice :S I take it that the bike was a like a "pro" one? Can you give us anymore details about how it acctually happened? Man, a group of skaters hit you for that? None of the skaters i know are that idiotic.. Yeah i also know alot of skaters and none of them were like that either Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 19, 2006 well a chav asked for a go, he was messing around trying 180's etc, then he rid away, the other guy said let me use your phone if ti has credit ill phone him and tell him to get back saying you need to go, then he fucked off. Sounds funny saying it like that but at the time felt sweet to let him have a ride. Tell you what though, next time we see the guy hes getting a good hiding, hes getting a bike samshed in the face and his fone smashed right infront of him. (just for the record that WILL happen and aint bluff talk) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 19, 2006 Man, a group of skaters hit you for that? None of the skaters i know are that idiotic.. Well, you haven't been to Manchester. Everyone here is an idiot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 19, 2006 Perhaps you shouldn't have been so trusting , and I don't mean that in a harsh way because what they did was out of order. Trust no-one and become a cynical anti-social old bastard like me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 19, 2006 I was a little drunk (why else go into town eh? ) You seem to be drunk half the time man! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 19, 2006 Nah, it's good to have a chav bashing thread every now and then. QFT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 19, 2006 a chav asked for a go And you just let him on?!?!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 19, 2006 Required daily "angry" thread reporting for business, sir. well a chav asked for a go, he was messing around trying 180's etc, then he rid away, the other guy said let me use your phone if ti has credit ill phone him and tell him to get back saying you need to go, then he fucked off.I think you may need to take a crash course at the School of Common Sense. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 19, 2006 Dont take this the wrong way, but you kind of asked for your phone to be nicked. On the other hand i suppose you wanted your bike back more, but still. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 19, 2006 well a chav asked for a go, he was messing around trying 180's etc, then he rid away, the other guy said let me use your phone if ti has credit ill phone him and tell him to get back saying you need to go, then he fucked off. Sounds funny saying it like that but at the time felt sweet to let him have a ride. Tell you what though, next time we see the guy hes getting a good hiding, hes getting a bike samshed in the face and his fone smashed right infront of him. (just for the record that WILL happen and aint bluff talk) HAHA! Men that's funny. If I went around saying that to people even my mom would steal things from me. Hope you find those chavs and do a prostate check to them with shards of glass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 19, 2006 Dont take this the wrong way, but you kind of asked for your phone to be nicked. I agree. Not to sound harsh, because I know what its like to be mugged having experienced it myself. You fell for a text book scenario. The common one around here is "My brother hand his phone stolen, it wasn't you was it? Let me see your phone to make sure". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
