mike-zim Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 think very carefully. if you had a time machine what would you do? the effect it would have on modern day etc. this is not a "is a time machine possible anyway" thread this is hypotheticle. what ever you did could not change the sequence of events leading to this day. let me know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roostophe Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Last month I was walking home from school after an exam and this 11-year old chav walks past me asking if I had a cigarette, I said no, and he replied "Yeah, you do." I'd like to go back in time and hit him in the back of the head for being a little f*ckwit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fields Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 I'd go a couple of days into the future and get all the racing, sports, lottery results etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hero-of-Time Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 I'd go a couple of days into the future and get all the racing, sports, lottery results etc. QFT it just makes sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 I would go 10 years into the future, buy a load of technology, come back and make a company faster-growing than Google and bigger than Microsoft, making me billions. edit: Or I would wait around a month or two, and go back today, and give myself the time machine (as I got it from a future me in the first place). But then, where did the time machine originally come from??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabookerman Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 I would take a photo of myself, write down, NEXT GEN JESUS WILL BE THIS MAN, make a shit load of photocopies, go back 1000 years, distribute them everywhere, go back to present day, and rule the fucking earth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pit-Jr Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 i would go back 3 hours ago when my supervisor at work tripped over some empty buckets and spent 20 seconds trying not to fall, but fell anyway. Pure comedy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shino Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Go into the future, use their immortality wizardry, go to the dawn of civilization and watch everything happening first hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Kick some ass, take some names. The usual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conzer16 Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 I would go forward to the time that a cure for cancer had been discovered, take some of it, then go back to 1995 before my Dad got sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jordan Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Do stuff you don't wanna know about :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike-zim Posted July 11, 2006 Author Share Posted July 11, 2006 Go into the future, use their immortality wizardry, go to the dawn of civilization and watch everything happening first hand. i would go back to the begining of time and witness the big bang or god making the world in 7 days then i would comeback and tell everyone the truth. i would be immortalised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 I'd take the dolorian (come on, we know that's how it's going to happen), go into the future, bring back advanced technology so that it became current day technology, then go forwards in time again when technology has advanced at a greatly accelerated rate and do it again. this would advance technology at a frankly insane rate and hopefully improve everything. if not I could send somebody back in time to stop myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mundi Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 go back to 1960 and copyright the name "Death Star" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Or, I would alter the appearance of the time machine to look like an old London Police Box, and travel through Time and Space with a companion... I didn't rob that from anywhere. Honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demonmike04 Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Kill John Conners mother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeerMonkey Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 teleport into the meeting where futurama got cancelled and gave all the people that accepted a jolly good slap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The3rdChildren Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 If we can just go back in time and fix our mistakes, we'll never stop making them because of that safety net a time machine presents. I'd like to go into the future and see myself, see where I'm headed... and change myself if I didn't like what I saw. There are certain things that shouldn't be meddled in. What if you accidentally prevented your parents' first meeting, endangering your existence and going through a three-movie ordeal to put everything right again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ford Prefect Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 cause a paradox and end the universe :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike-zim Posted July 11, 2006 Author Share Posted July 11, 2006 Or, I would alter the appearance of the time machine to look like an old London Police Box, and travel through Time and Space with a companion... I didn't rob that from anywhere. Honest. Genious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roostophe Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 I'd go back 10 years and begin training as a footballer, so I'd come back to this time, be a prodigy at Southampton, sign a contract with Arsenal, never play a single Premiership match yet get picked for the England squad for the World Cup yet we still get knocked out in the QF and everybody lambasts the manager for taking me on an extended holiday. There's a thought, go back and learn how to be a master with negotiating, persuading and convincing people, stop The FA from appointing Sven as manager, tell Alex Ferguson not to play David Beckham in the Champions League match against Deportivo La Coruna. And if that doesn't work. Tell the Newcastle manager not to play Michael Owen in the Spurs game, and tell Alex Ferguson again not to play Wayne Rooney in that crunch game against Chelsea, and we see Cristiano Ronaldo get his metatarsal broken by Paulo Ferreira rather than Rooney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombie_Fan Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 I would take a portable DVD player and a copy of Alien to the 1950's, and scare the crap out of every one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shino Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 I'd go back 10 years and begin training as a footballer, so I'd come back to this time, be a prodigy at Southampton, sign a contract with Arsenal, never play a single Premiership match yet get picked for the England squad for the World Cup yet we still get knocked out in the QF and everybody lambasts the manager for taking me on an extended holiday. There's a thought, go back and learn how to be a master with negotiating, persuading and convincing people, stop The FA from appointing Sven as manager, tell Alex Ferguson not to play David Beckham in the Champions League match against Deportivo La Coruna. And if that doesn't work. Tell the Newcastle manager not to play Michael Owen in the Spurs game, and tell Alex Ferguson again not to play Wayne Rooney in that crunch game against Chelsea, and we see Cristiano Ronaldo get his metatarsal broken by Paulo Ferreira rather than Rooney. OH FFS! Let it go! It's like a dingo on a babie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roostophe Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 OH FFS! Let it go! It's like a dingo on a babie! Oh, SHUT UP! It's a joke you ninny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Kill John Conners mother Hehe. I would definitely do what Fields did. Get lottery numbers, football numbers, etc. Although, for ViPeR's sake, i would have to go back in time and slap anyone who had anything to do with Terminator 3. Possibly, the Alien Resurrection crew, as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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