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The quest is located within the title. So go!

 

Mine contain:

 

- £120 cash.

- 22 stolen Ikea pencils.

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nothing at the moment but when i go to work

a pocket diary

clocking in card and

a pen

exciting stuff

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hmmm, have quite a bit actually:

 

4 x £1.00 coins

DS

a stolen Argos pen

a receipt for a magazine (pretty old)

elastic band

bit of see through plastic wrapping

phone - sony ericson

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I never have anything in my pockets except for when im at work (which is limited to lip balm normally, maybe phone and wallet, depends if I need them).

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Nothing. I always take everything out of my pockets when I get home. But if I'm out, you will usually find one or more of the following:

 

- Mobile phone with obscurely low credit. Usually something like £1.32.

 

- Small change to throw at muggers.

 

- Fluff.

 

- My keys, complete with pieces of Lego on 'em to keep me amused when bored.

 

- Random handouts people seem to give to me where ever I go. It's like, they know my route for the fucking day.

 

- Gum.

 

- My hands.

 

- Week/Month old train tickets (exclusive to the Guy's Jacket edition)

 

 

Not too interesting, but what do you expect? I'm no Sophie Socket.

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Right now there is nothing in my pockets. Usually ill have my phone, wallet and keys.

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Nothing at the moment, usually its wallet in the left, phone n keys in the right, nothing else fits

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Theres nothing in my pocket, im just incredibly happy to see you Blackfox.

HAHA, genious

 

Nothing atm.. but while i was out:

D400

MP3 Player

Keys

 

Sometimes i find wrappers in them..

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A gun!... :cool: and no, I am not pleased to see you. :wink:

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I found Wally in my pockets.

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But seriously, I've got nothing in these pockets.

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Nothing at the moment but when I go out I have my phone in my left pocket and wallet/keys/anything else in the right one. Unless I have my adidas jacket-thing on in which case my phone goes onthe zipped breast pocket.

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right now.. nothing, school tomorow.. nothing if you count other pockets, not just trouser then tomorow ill have my school timetable, yes i still dont know it after nearly finishing my last year, keys, watch, a pen, a pencil, some paper for when i get bored, school card for dinner money thing, will be my shoite sagem myX-6 with a crack in the screen caused by a plug adaptor falling on it, and final in a front pocket an advert for iPocket bible. which i took out now

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Here's some friendly advice for the men who carry phones in their pockets:

 

Don't do it, it boils your sperm. Allegedly.

 

Doesn't hurt to be cautious though. I always put my phone in my breast or back pocket.

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Pack of cigarettes (nearly empty)

Lighter

keys

A few copper coins (some people call those 1-5 cent coins actually money)

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Don't do it, it boils your sperm. Allegedly.

 

Well it certanly dosen't do that literally because you would certainly notice if your balls were 100C (or what ever the boiling point for sperm is)

 

In my pockets? ATM, nothing.

Normaly the good old assortment of phone, wallet, keys.

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- 22 stolen Ikea pencils.

 

They can't be stolen as they are free. Unless you stole them from someone other than IKEA.

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Here's some friendly advice for the men who carry phones in their pockets:

 

Don't do it, it boils your sperm. Allegedly.

 

Doesn't hurt to be cautious though. I always put my phone in my breast or back pocket.

 

 

What can I say. I live on the edge.

 

 

I have my phone (a hairs bredth from the source of my masculine dare devil lifestyle)

 

and some coins. these are very exciting also. not because they're special, but because I'm so gosh darn crazy that they might end up in a life or death situation.

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