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I was never really Offerman....

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Annual wanking thread gone forever? :(

 

I think moogleviper got that covered in the other thread.

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forums are great :D :D :D

 

sorry to hear about Offerman's disappointment.

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I was extremely disappointed by the sex

 

Sex can be fun, if you have fun with sex. The next time you climax, call your own name.

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Sex is great, when you're both in the mood. When its just one of you thats horny, it doesnt work. The other isnt passionate and its a chore for them, plus its not really fair to demand that off anybody, i hate it when im not in the mood, im just too kind to say no. Its difficult though, cus if youre not in the mood then you might just hurt their feelings anyway, either way, sex is a mind game!

 

Sorry your first time sucked, my first time was great, i was drunk, she got on top, i didnt have to do a thing, sweetness haha. But, its different every time so dont be downheartened mate. Plus as rokhed said, dont set your expectations too high. Not everyones a porn star.

 

Lay off the porn even, its manufactured so why flood your mind with fake scenarios. This will be a good thing for you in the long run.

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Sex is what you make of it. I'm not saying you didn't put the effort in or that you're lazy. You'll rarely find people who's first time sex was mind-blowing.

 

Anyway, nice to hear from you, Sir Offers. :)

You are GOLD (gold). ;)

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Congra.. er.. I have no idea what I should say in a situation like this.

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You are GOLD (gold). ;)

 

Always believe in your soul?

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Always believe in your soul?

 

Yup. It's a little in-joke between me and offers. He'll know what i mean.

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