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I was never really Offerman....

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This is god...

 

Okay I lie...its not god, its Offerman. I am not returning, well I am, but only to say that the Offerman you knew, and loved\hated was to be honest a complete farce.

 

Before I start for those that don't know who I am, then you might aswell exit now, but for those that do know me, like Jord, Blackfox...etc...then well you might as well continue to read.

 

About two hours ago I got laid. If you cast your mind back to the last two years you will remember what my existance here was all about, perving...perving...indecent passes at female forum members...more perving..more sexual frustrations...etc. Basically almost every post had some sexual inuendo.

 

However it dawned on me now, that what you saw simply was not me. I was extremely disappointed by the sex...infact I only did it because she wanted it. Now, I come home and think that those two years of posts where a waste of time...I don't feel at all perveted anymore...infact I stopped feeling like that months ago. Heck...I just feel like a normal guy.

 

So yea, I would like to apologise for well....the postage and all I ask is that if your eyeing up some girl...just think to yourself, 'Is this me?'...'Or am I only doing this because I don't know any better'?

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wow, is that a good thing or a bad thing?

 

I guess time will tell.

In the mean time, here's some randomness:

BOW DOWN AT OUR THREEEEE DIFFERENT TYPES OF SHIP!

Kudo's for anyone who knows what its from.

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Hey guys get OFFerman his case! He got an OFFERman he couldn't refuse and its changed his life offerMAN! lol sorry nice to see you again Daniel and glad you have a greater assurance of yourself hope you stick around. :smile:

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I guess time will tell.

In the mean time, here's some randomness:

BOW DOWN AT OUR THREEEEE DIFFERENT TYPES OF SHIP!

Kudo's for anyone who knows what its from.

 

Futurama: Anthology Of Interest 2

 

 

I do remember offers, i think i just got here before he left.

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2006-04-30 18:07 | piroroadkillaim: what does it matter that Offers is no longer a pervert

2006-04-30 18:07 | piroroadkillaim: who cares?

2006-04-30 18:07 | king0funrealuk: not me

2006-04-30 18:07 | piroroadkillaim: why doesn't he just stick around anyway

2006-04-30 18:07 | king0funrealuk: i've kinda got past that

2006-04-30 18:07 | piroroadkillaim: it'll mean he's not just talking about one thing all the time

2006-04-30 18:07 | piroroadkillaim: so that's cool

2006-04-30 18:07 | piroroadkillaim: I think he overestimates how much people really give a fuck

2006-04-30 18:07 | piroroadkillaim: so you got laid

2006-04-30 18:07 | piroroadkillaim: so it wasn't great

2006-04-30 18:08 | piroroadkillaim: so you're not perverted

2006-04-30 18:08 | piroroadkillaim: ... uh, sure, but why leave?

 

Silly to leave, Offers.

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Futurama: Anthology Of Interest 2

 

 

 

You sir are a god! Indeedy. Gah, i'm kinda off-topicing to fuck.

 

Jordan 0 - Steve 1

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Hahaha, I can't believe we posted the same conversation and didn't even realise at the time.

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Yes bitch!

If it wasn't for you, no one would be the wiser! But look what yee did!

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Uff.....How could you betray us pervs like this!? :nono:

 

Ashame ur 1st was a let down...:shakehead ...Hope Jo doesn't let me down like that:(

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Classic. Place wasnt the same without you!

 

Speaking of which, where have you been?

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After reading the posts, im thinking yes?

 

No, maybe he's thinking what I said when I said I don't care.

 

Which is that I don't care if he's not who he was before. It doesn't matter.

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No, maybe he's thinking what I said when I said I don't care.

 

Which is that I don't care if he's not who he was before. It doesn't matter.

ahh yes, i get you now...

good point, who does care? Will this get locked like his leaving post?

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