Intellivision Amico - (2021 - when Next Gen truly starts)

[Cube]

I can't believe there's no thread about this behemoth announcement from earlier this year.

Just look at that beauty. Two controllers, both with a screen (it's like double Wii U!) and with an amazing circular spinning D-pad with a whopping 64 directions. 

Just look at the amazing gameplay this thing is capable of:

You can't see anything like that anywhere else. Not on other consoles, and definitely not on mobile phones.

 

And even better, this console is made with American Christian Hallmark Family values, now you can make sure your kids avoid anything remotely risky (you can't even let them watch the Hallmark channel unsupervised these days, they may see something as gross as two people loving each other). 

The best thing about this: the console is exactly as cheap as the Xbox Series S. There's also an advanced model available, but you don't get extra power (meaning the cheaper console is as powerful as the premium version), but instead can get an amazing fake wood effect!

[drahkon]

Shark! Shark!

Best name ever.

[Julius]

4 minutes ago, Cube said:

(it's like double Wii U!) 

[Goafer]

Remember when Sky Digital added games you could play with your remote control? Yeah, it's basically that.