Posted September 20, 2005 With new Television comes more adverts that blow. Today fresh in my memory is this Barbie Eau D'Toilette, which looks like water and according to the advert gives the little girl hallucinations that she is in a fashion before reality takes hold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 20, 2005 yes that advert is rather stupid. "where'd ya get that" erm let me think she pestered her parents to buy it cos she wants to smell like overpriced plastic dolls. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 20, 2005 Also on the Barbie tangent this new Style a horses head [Apparently meant to be from a unicorn movie but I don't recall seeing a horn]. Hair changes colour in warm/cold water. Ooh, but then you have this young Tracy Beaker girl giving you the most forced smile ever, as if Barrymore's about to knock one out on her face. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 20, 2005 any advert blows where people say 'erbal instead of herbal, the h is there to be used dammit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 20, 2005 The Petit-filous "I like it" adverts Baby-born McDonalds 'I'm lovin' it" (the jingle) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 20, 2005 It is compulsory for any advert related to insurance of some kind to be utter shite and make you want to kill yourself in desperation for slavation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 20, 2005 who would have thought Esure could have replaced Michael Winner with something even more annoying, but they managed it with that damn mouse Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 20, 2005 That Orangina advert with the most irritating song ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 20, 2005 Phil Tufnel's loan adverts. *Shudders* "So Jenny, 'oo was that?" *Kills Phil Tufnel* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 20, 2005 After watching ITVs greatest ads, i can say that half of the top twenty are far too annoying to be left alive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 20, 2005 who would have thought Esure could have replaced Michael Winner with something even more annoying, but they managed it with that damn mouse Michael Winner is a total ****. If anyone watches that TV show on the North-South divide, you will see why. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 20, 2005 The worst adverts BY FAR on TV at the moment are; - M&S - This is not just........ it's.......... ARGH!!! SHUT UP - An advert for a University (which one i can't remember as i type), where they are all doing a rediculous little dance around the place in different uni scenarios, with rediculous fake smiles; all to the tune of... "I'm moving on..........I'm moving on, roll on roll on" OH MY GOD!!!!! WOULD YOU SHUT UP!!!!! The Uni advert was most likely created by someone on a degree there, it's that sort of cheap quality, tackiness!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 20, 2005 'Loans . . I know nothing about loans . . ' THEN WTF ARE YOU DOING IN A LOAN ADVERT YOU F*CKING SELL OUT! WHEN YOU WON IM A CELEB GET ME OUT OF HERE WAS AGES AGO! Damn Loan/Currys Advert prostitutes! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 20, 2005 The Cilit-Bang advert. "Hi Barry Scott here!" Who the fuck are you?! "It EVEN cleans filthy barbecues!!" Shut up man! Shut up! Shut up! It looks so 90s and klitch that it makes me feel physically sick Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 21, 2005 The Cilit-Bang advert. "Hi Barry Scott here!" Who the fuck are you?! "It EVEN cleans filthy barbecues!!" Shut up man! Shut up! Shut up! It looks so 90s and klitch that it makes me feel physically sick Its supposed to its a piss take of all the rubbish home shopping adverts and the like. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 21, 2005 Its supposed to its a piss take of all the rubbish home shopping adverts and the like. If that were so why would it make people want to buy the product? It is quite funny when you put it that way though. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 21, 2005 We'll not have a word said about Barry "C-c-c-c-cilliy Bang" Scott on this board. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 21, 2005 death to all male fragrance adverts, they are too fuckin random, especially the dude who just randomly decides to walk some tunnel HUGO FOR MEN!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 21, 2005 Let's not be sexist here, the women's are shit also. It's just one of things you can't advertise on TV properly. Sadly that doesn't stop the fuckers trying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 21, 2005 the old "The 3rd Place" adverts frome aeons ago. Worst. Adverts. Ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 21, 2005 'Loans . . I know nothing about loans . . ' THEN WTF ARE YOU DOING IN A LOAN ADVERT YOU F*CKING SELL OUT! WHEN YOU WON IM A CELEB GET ME OUT OF HERE WAS AGES AGO! Thankyou. +Rep for you my friend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 21, 2005 ...That was lucky >> Those Damn adverts do my head in, we'll see howe lucky you are when a Truck flies straight through your car and kills you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 21, 2005 Let me show you the way, It's a game that we play, Oh every day, So easy. Let me show you a game I play, it's called I stamp on your knee caps. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 21, 2005 That's the one with that [most likely] French [urgh] woman pissing around with a kite. Who obviously has some sort of hand problem which rivals Jeremy Beadle because she couldn't catch it when it was in her grasp. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 21, 2005 (Impossibly croaky voice) "In the drawer, next to your loin cloth". Also, the way she says "yes" earlier in the advert makes me want to axe myself in the chest. (I'm talking about the new Herbal Essences advert btw). 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites