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Well I don't know, I mean Jordan's tits are huge and he's not that stupid.

 

BUUUUURN

 

damn stupid character thingy :(

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Could someone post some Q's please? I don't want to pick Q's that every girl will know. Need 5 easy, 5 medium and 5 hard.

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Could someone post some Q's please? I don't want to pick Q's that every girl will know. Need 5 easy, 5 medium and 5 hard.

 

One has to be asking their middle name.

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Easy:

 

1) Spell your name.

2) How old are you?

3) What is the plural of cat?

4) What is 3+1?

5) How many teletubbies are there?

 

Medium:

 

1) What is the iTunes audio compression format?

2) Name the 3 printing printing ink colours.

3) When was the Battle of Trafagar?

4) The capital of Belieze is?

5) The formula for Sulphuric Acid is?

 

Hard:

 

1) What is the electron configuration of the Copper (I) ion?

2) How many molecules or ATP are produced during oxidative phosphorylation.

3) Explain the Theory of Reletivity.

4) The artist who drew the Suprman comics was?

5) Was was the title of the book that the film "Blade Runner" was based upon?

 

Bonus Question: Can I see your boobs (insert "lol" if applicable)?

 

Go for it.

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Dude, your in year 9 and puberty has only started striking them?

I grew my titties back in year four! (Heh jk, me got no man boobs!)

 

Seriously, whats with the late puberty?

THAT SHOULD BE YOUR THEORY! Also, its prejudice to think the size of one girls boobs has something to do with their intelligence. But just for the record, i've noticed a few friends of mine with big boobs have moments of being a retard.

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But surely it isnt down purely to when they reached puberty. Breast size is probably polygenic and environmentally related.

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BlackFox, thanks for them, there great. Now i just need make 30 of them by tonight and i'll be able to hand some out tomorrow.

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hehe i gotta agree it works both ways too guys with small diks are pretty smart stephen hawking an bill gates im lookin at you 2 lol :bouncy::laughing::laughing::laughing::bouncy:

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Owned. I just can't see the whole "thing" about having kids. They annoy me on a biblical proportion...

 

You should just thank your lucky stars that your mum decided to have children.

 

You see, the girls in my school year (9) have breasts now.

 

I did actually "lol" at that.

 

About the personality/looks thing, as long as the girl isn't a fattie I'll be happy with her as long as she has a nice personality, good looks and decent sized tits are just a bonus. :)

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Easy:

 

1) C-H-A-R-L-I-E

2) 16

3) Cats

4) 4

5) 4

 

Medium:

 

1) AAC

2) Red, Blue, Yellow

3) 18XX

4) The capital of Belieze is?

5) The formula for Sulphuric Acid is?

 

Hard:

 

1) What is the electron configuration of the Copper (I) ion?

2) How many molecules or ATP are produced during oxidative phosphorylation.

3) E=mc^2

4) The artist who drew the Suprman comics was?

5) Was was the title of the book that the film "Blade Runner" was based upon?

 

Bonus Question: no

 

Go for it.

 

I guess if I were a girl I'd have small boobs....

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BlackFox, thanks for them, there great. Now i just need make 30 of them by tonight and i'll be able to hand some out tomorrow.

 

Do you actually know the answers though? Or is that not really important to the "procedure"?

 

Actually, Ill be surprised if any of you have even heard of Blade Runner :(

 

Like Eenuh said, what constitutes as big? I'm not great with bra sizes, but i gather anything above a 32C is getting more than a hand ful, which to be honest is ample.

 

A wee tidbit for anyone interested - the number has very little to do with breast size, but rather the size of the chest (below the breasts). The letter denotes cup size, as in the actual size of a boob. In this particular scenario, Jordans girl will be very slim with decent-sized breasts (perhaps a bit more than a handful for most of you, bar those with immense hands).

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Edited by Johelian

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How about for a girl with no tits at all (literally no tits)

Please may i iron my clothes on your chest

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In this particular scenario, Jordans girl will be very slim with decent-sized breasts.

 

You see, theres a problem now. You said "Jordan's girl". There is no girl for Jordan as they are all scared of me. A friend of mine said i was "very freaking weird, but pretty damn cool."

 

But anyway, bladerunner owns >_>

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Im insulted.

 

I meant the kids at the school; somehow, I dont think that its a movie high on the priority list for year 9s. ;)

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Edited by Johelian

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How about for a girl with no tits at all (literally no tits)

Please may i iron my clothes on your chest

 

 

Bit harsh, that.

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See, if you use Blackfox's questions then you'll be finding out something completely different.

 

You want to find out if breast size is proportional to intelligence, not if breast size is proportional to pub-quiz-knowledge.

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Bit harsh, that.

Got it from some guys at school who used to take the piss of this girl because she had no tits. Guess it never was that funny

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if you really do a survey you'd need to take lots of things in consideration.

Perhaps diet? it may be that early developers vs later developers have significantly different diets, and those diets, as well as affecting developement affects intelligence...

 

 

if there is an effect on intelligence vs breast size I would imagine you would find a very very low correlation. given that you are restricted to a fairly small sample I imagine that very low correlation would be extremely difficult/ impossible to pick up.

 

and as has been mentioned, I think you should do the same for guys.

 

however, tbh, I think you'd be best just to drop it, unless you intend on moving to a different school v. soon.

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