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Epic Xpert of history!

MadDog

VS!

Xpert

BEGIN!

 

MadDog

Picture a manager sitting next to a tactics screen

Learning from your games to become a much better manager

Now picture a 3 billion dollar midfield machine

Who can block bust all over your attacking duster scene!

Try to Duel with me Nikos, ya must be Psycho

I'll bring back Barcelona tactics and take a bite of your ball

I'm Always so on the top of my game, I get the possesion

My balls in the goal, waiting for me to Murder! ya

I rocked the champions league and the DGA

You rock as many titles as that schlep Haden

Next time you're filling up those jowls with 3-5-2

Check the trade, see me Amblin to my next big match report

I produce tactics and made games for all ages

You produce Oscar making one of two faces

Maybe next time I visit, you'll be a bit more gracious

Now kiss my possession stats and just bask in my greatness!

 

Nikos

That was a Close Encounter of the defensive kind

But there won't be a pretty ending this time

Half your billions should go to del Bosque

Now brace yourself as I reveal my brilliance

I'm the master, of suspense, so intense

No defense against Eights once he presents

My skill is enormous, orchestrate brilliant performance

You're more horrible than Domestercool acting in League 1

Come on, fish defenders and real defenders to stir the fears up

I squeezed screams out of chocolate sweepers

I'm the best mamma-jamma ever stood behind the screen

Damage panderers and haunt you like the last Liverpool defender

 

Eights

Cut! Gimmie a Tylenol, stop rhyming, y'all

MadDog you got no style dawg, I'm the king of tactics

There's only one league I know you from

And I've seen more good games when I stubbed my toe in one

You tried to fight in the cup but couldn't do that

The league wouldn't let you join cause your tactics were too fat

Look it up, it's a true fact, Wikipedia that

Now allow me to attack Nikos the hack

Due to the leagues a failure's what I label you

It looked like some sell-out bullshit manager Haden would do

Ask anybody "What's your favorite naming part?"

No one's gonna say "What's his name, from Star Wars refernce part?"

Tactics that I write ain't the... Cleanest (Fuck!)

But when I grip the game I'm the... Meanest (Dick!)

Eights is a... Genius

A bad motherfucker from the wallet to the trophy

 

Odwin

Genius is a powerful word, but there's no reason to use it

'Less you're talking about the Odwin

Then there's really nothing to it

Every thing I do is visionary

Every single game a painting made exactly how I wanna make it

Do another take and get it right, 127 times

I'll make you learn to love me, I'm the bomb, drop ultra-violent rhymes

Like Clockwork, make you all hurt, beat Haden in Season 1

Season 12. is the worst waste of potential since the Ninja Turtles

 

Haden

That's enough, I've heard enough crap from all of you

Why don't I come down there and show you what a real star can do?

I swoop low with the telephoto, no Odwin, I work solo

If there's one thing I've learned, bitch, this game is about motherfucking money

I make that dollar, y'all, motherfucking money

Even make Carzola make some motherfucking money

I set up shop and got a few drops of that Got Milk money

Rose to The the top now I got that socks made of silk money

I ain't got that guilt money, I don't give a fuck

I take my checks to the bank and I sign 'em with my nuts

I give the people what they love, while the critics say I'm evil

Got no time to read reviews, while I'm working on the sequel

Got a gift from above, and the eyes of an eagle

When it comes to blowing up, no director is my equal

 

http://www.xperteleven.com/?lid=427282

 

Starting date: start of October when we have enough numbers, join now!

Edited by Haden

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I have joined.

 

Looking forward to this a lot.

Edited by Tales

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I AM SO READY

 

Goodbye Winston Gardens

 

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Enter Winston Warriors

 

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Eyeing up my team... looking good! Got the strongest midfielder in the league so far...

 

Lets get this recruitment drive going!

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I signed up and joined the league.

 

No clue what to do but I'll see when the season starts :D

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It's pretty simple; the more strikers you have, the more goals, and the more you win. Just pack your front line with attackers and you'll win with ease.

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We are up to 6 so we can officially start the league but I think 10 is a nice number to aim for!

 

I am rather low on time nowadays but if anyone would like to try and recruit a few more people that would be great. If Nikos joins it should only be three that are needed unless you guys want me to hold out for more?

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Let's try and hold out for 10. 6 isn't very many.

 

Do we accrue money while we wait for other mangers to join via the weekly bonus and press releases?

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Ma boy Roger Federer will be signing up soon!

 

@Ellmeister @DuD @Zell @The Peeps @Rowan @Aqui1a @MilaGi @Lucas3693 @Dedede @Agent Gibbs @Esequiel @Fierce_LiNk @Jimbob @gaggle64

 

(List pilfered from an old thread). Some big names absent! Surely @The_Peeps and @Zell and @Ellmeister will be returning?

 

Let's try and hold out for 10. 6 isn't very many.

 

Do we accrue money while we wait for other mangers to join via the weekly bonus and press releases?

 

Looks like we can - but maybe we should agree not to? Since some managers could end up starting on 5 mill, others on 1.5

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Too late! Return of the Bob have already started their lucrative preseason tour of Asia!

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In my opinion we should stay small, with one division around 10 teams or less. The Lower League wasn't exactly known for it's activity. The only teams that fought for the promotions were the ones in the promotion spots.

 

So I think we should start when we have enough for one medium sized one division league. Ten teams sounds great.

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Hi everyone, Roger Federer here.

 

What a long time it has been! I have won precisely zero grand slams in the period between the previous league stopping and the new league starting! Is this a coincidence, do you think?

 

Looking forward to playing some football!

 

Yours,

 

As always,

 

The resplendent,

 

The majestic,

 

Roger Federer

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In my opinion we should stay small, with one division around 10 teams or less. The Lower League wasn't exactly known for it's activity. The only teams that fought for the promotions were the ones in the promotion spots.

 

So I think we should start when we have enough for one medium sized one division league. Ten teams sounds great.

 

I think either this, or if we got up to 14 (currently on 11) then two leagues of 7 might be quite good. I had some good times in the mid league when Winsotn were rising to glory - I think we've got enough competition to justify two leagues.

 

If not though - I think we should start it very soon - we're on 11 now - I think any more would make for seasons that are a bit too long to be enjoyable and exciting. Then again, it would feel weird not to have Ell and Peeps present!

 

Roger federer points out that he and bob's real names are Joe H. And myself and Haden are one and the same Dan L's! #conspiracytheories

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I will wait until we have 12 for now, I think one league will be better unless somehow it gets to 14.

 

Anyone up for doing some reports could be shared out they always add some fun to proceedings!

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Hi everyone! Roger Federer here,

 

Dan has mentioned above that my so-called 'real name' is 'Joe H', but this is merely a nom de guerre.

 

My real name is in fact, as should be obvious, Roger Federer.

 

Thanks,

 

Your Friend in football and in life,

 

Roger Federer

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We are currently stuck at 11 managers.

 

I will give it to the weekend to see if any other Peeps or Odd people want to join us?

 

If you know anyone obvious that we are missing just yEll.

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OK we are up to 12!

 

I will set the league up this weekend, what do you guys think two leagues of 6 or a big league of 12?

 

I am thinking of a big league of 12 but happy to go with two leagues of six if voted for.

 

@Haden lololololololololol

 

It will be different when the league starts my friend :P

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If the plan is to have more than one season, my vote is for two leagues for shorter seasons.

 

One league if this is likely to be one time thing. I'm not sure what people signed up for?

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More than one season was the idea I think Xpert is all about the long term vision.

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