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Tomb aider - city/slave building simulator set over multiple periods of human history.

 

Ayman - Platformer where a Jamaican Geordie halfbreed finds the true meaning of his ancestry.

 

Pr Evolution - Became a PR monkey for the Tory party as they seek another term in office.

 

Drivecub - African safari adventure where you race on the back of baby lions.

 

Oldeneye - Retired spy in this first person shooter with a twist - everything appears to be in sepia, for old time's sake.

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Ass Effect - The same game, except you play as Miranda.

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Metroid rime - Music game featuring Samus Aran, backing vocals by Space Pirates.

 

Grand heft Auto - Carry a variety of vehicles across a huge open world.

 

Bios ock - Play as a biologically engineered sock that has gained sentience. Try to escape the clothes hamper! (similar to I am Bread)

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Ark Souls - Escape from the depths of an abandoned ark as you attempt to make it to the deck to escape, but beware as the spirits of dead animals will ruin you at every opportunity sending you back to the last beast barbecue you managed to reach.

 

Bus-A-Move - A puzzle game set in a 3D world where you're trying to get from one end of a motorway pile up to the next exit, using a half-life style gun you must pick up buses and hurl them towards other buses of the same colour thus clearing a path, but beware because if you take too long then a big tank will come along crushing everything in its path including the player.

 

Hose of the Dead - Arcade style shooter set in a huge garden where you must defend your prized parsnips from mutant moles by squirting them to death with a high-pressure hose, in the middle of summer, when there's supposed to be a hose-pipe ban on; so you must simultaneously avoid the stern gazes of your onlooking, disapproving neighbours while wasting water while they are temporarily distracted by invading badgers from outer space at regular intervals.

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Drago Quest - Play as Rocky Balboa's arch nemesis Ivan Drago as you seek to claim what is rightfully yours in this hard-hitting-story-driven RPG.

 

Secret of Ana - Ana, a young Russian bride, wants to meet you in this erotic point and click adventure.

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Elite Eat Agents Rhythm game based around winning an eating contest.

 

Bi Bang Mini 18+

 

Super Mash Bros Food fight.. with mashed potatoes :blank:

 

Ed Steel Miliband loses the election and hunts down his competitors in this violent FPS.. with waggle!

Et's Tap Tap dancing.. with ET!

A Boy and his Lob An adventure game about a young footballer called Ken who becomes famous for his incredible lobbing ability.

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Rand Theft Auto - Terrorise congressmen at the Republican National Convention by jacking their cars and stealing copies of Atlas Shrugged from under their bedpillows.

 

Gone 'Ome - Find and decipher a breadcrumb trail of items left in the wake of your family's disappearance from the family farmhouse in Cornwall, leading up to the inevitable revelation that your sister is also your mother.

 

Ed Faction: Guerilla - Play as Red Ed as he leads the disenfranchised working classes into misdirecting bacon butties into their gaping maws, and inscribing inanities into stone plinths after the inevitable election victory of Dickhead Dave. One pathetic gaffe after another.

 

Hovel Knight - Play a first year university student as he desperately tries to shovel the years worth of detritus from his dorm room so he doesn't have to forfeit his damage deposit.

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Rim Fandango. Woo your date with suave Spanish dance moves for steamy after-date rewards.

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Kyrim - quest to find enough KY jelly in order to make your next task easier.

 

Alf Life - a sims game based around ALF.

 

Rash bandicoot - traverse dangerous obstacle in order to find the best cream for your rash.

 

Dicworld - ...

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Perfect Ark You Play as Noah on your quest to build a perfect ark on which humanity can survive the coming flood (of fanboy tears over the death of a franchise)

 

Hovel Knight you play a down on his luck knight who has terribly low aspirations living in a card board box, you set out on a quest to earn enough money to buy a run down shack

 

The Itcher in this spin off you stll play as Geralt, in a spin off game set after The witcher 2; a one night stand with a not so clean tavern wench leaves riddled with the ick you spend the game seeking for an enchantment to cure your itchy STD....or hide it so you can go on bedding women - spoilers! no cure but you grow a beard to hide the facial symptoms - ties into the Witcher 3

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Wav Race - It's the mid nineties. You play a Microsoft executive in this management sim based on real life events in the cutthroat world of audio codec development.

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Luigi's Manson - Luigi and Charles Manson father a child who is the lead character in this crime fueled drama set in the Californian desert. Think "The Godfather" but with lots of the colour green.

 

adworld - Pop-up blocker simulator where you have to race against the clock to clear the screen of all of the viruses you have picked up scouring the internet for pr0n.

 

Unchared - Sequel to the smash hit "cooking mama". Take part in multiplayer modes against friends as you cook their steak to perfection.

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Skis of Arcadia - The age of polar exploration has dawned upon the world of Arcadia. Brave adventurers set off across the vast tundras in search of treasures untold. And, where there is treasure, there will be Snow Pirates...

 

Crazy Tax - Playing the role of a corrupt jet pilot, you are tasked with flying a plane filled with all manner of crooks ranging from politicians to various foreign dignitaries as you attempt to get them to their destination by wasting as much tax-payers money as possible.

 

Metal Ear Solid - A stealth title where you play as the ear of Solid Snake after being severed following having to endure far too many torturous codec conversations, Solid Earache has no special skills to speak - or hear - of except for the ability to listen in to conversations usually comprising of 'huh?' 'Must be seeing things' or 'what was that noise?' and a particular noise which occurs at a worryingly frequent rate... 'Snake? Snake?!? SNAAAAAAKEEEE!?!!!'

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Platoon - In an attempt to shun the kiddy image, a third person shooter following the film of the same name exactly blood gore and all - No voice chat (ewww peadophiles could talk)

 

Tar Ocean - Sequel to Splatoon, you have to use your ink to pollute a sea

 

Project CAS - Racing adventure set in Castleford, revolves round driving on your mobility/inability scooter to different boozers, spending time in a bus station and the local dole office on a quest to to find out the mystery of Cas - why does everyone inbreed

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Alone in the Ark Survive an onsalught of animals, coming in their twos, trying to break into your precious ark to escape the rising floods..

 

Tim Crisis Tim 'The Tool Man' Taylor, in true Home Improvement style, is always putting himself in danger. Can Al Borland save the day?

 

Diver Become a professional footballer!

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Gran Theft Auto: play as a rebellious old lady stealing goods from other residents rooms in a care home.

 

Sonic and the Secret Rig: Sonic gets a job on an oil rig but... It's a secret. Play as a distraught and heartbroken Tails, wondering where and why Sonic left without any warning in this emotional roller coaster of a game.

 

Nintendo LAD: a tamagotchi type game where you must provide your Mii with beer and copies of Fifa, trying to increase your Mii's BANTER level.

 

Wii Pay: The game starts with one coin on screen, you only win by getting 100 coins on screen. You gain a coin each time you put a new Amiibo on the Gamepad. A special edition amiibo will be released for the game, 10 are made worldwide and sold for £1999 each, the amiibo is a bin with copies of old F-Zero, WaveRace and Metroid inside. When this Amiibo is scanned, all coins will be replaced with pictures of Iwata's face.

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Ales of Symphonia - Visit all the pubs of Sylvarant, tasting the local beverages. Then do the same for Tethe'alla, in an attempt to bring two worlds of exquisite tastes together.

 

Legend of Zelda: Link to the PST - The hero of time must deal with the most confusing gameplay element he's ever faced: time zones.

 

The Elder Rolls - Go on a quest to find the perfect bread recipe, just like your grandmother used to make!

 

VVVVV - The same game, but there's one less crew member to save

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Tim Crisis Tim 'The Tool Man' Taylor, in true Home Improvement style, is always putting himself in danger. Can Al Borland save the day?

 

Hu Hu Hu Hu Hu! got me good

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Red Dad Redemption - You pull a prank on an unsuspecting father, resulting in a paint fight in the middle of Mexico

 

Donkey Kon Country - A donkey makes a mission to con an entire country out of carrots

 

Metal Gear Sold - You play as Snake who sells gears for a living.

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Chrono Tigger - Join Winnie the Pooh and friends as they try to keep up with a time-travelling Tigger!

 

Itman - Agent 47 turns in his gun and becomes a fashion model sensation!

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LittleBigPlant - become a botanist as you follow in the footsteps of your vertically challenged mentor.

 

Red Dad Redemption - your Father is a Liverpool fan and has been for all of his life. He embarks on a journey towards purity as he revokes his love for the club and becomes an Everton Supporter.

 

Word of Goo - like scrabble, but stickier!

 

Devi May Cry - You are trapped into an arranged marriage to your indian lover. Escape from his villainous clutches towards freedom.

 

Urnout - party game for up to four other players that takes place in the unusual setting of a funeral parlour. Horde mode included.

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Assassin's Reed: You play as a hit man who tries to get out of the life of crime to follow your true passion of becoming a saxophonist

 

BiShock: one day an electrical shock changes your sexuality. You battle with the world around you, and your own emotions, to come to grips with your new found attraction to members of the same sex

 

Orderlands: the year is 2258. Amazon has grown so large that its warehouse is the size of Texas. You play as a warehouse picker who must traverse miles to fulfill customer orders

 

Broken Word: A point an click adventure set in early 00s MSN Messenger. You must decipher their online lingo in order to work out what they're on about

 

Cave Tory: You play as a Neanderthal man who tries to convince his fellow cavemen that a right-wing economic approach would lead to prosperous growth and be better for everyone

 

Counter Trike: Some kid has been rolling around school showing off his flashy new trike. You must build a better trike to become the most popular kid in primary school

 

Crazy Tax: You're the chancellor of the exchequer, and you must implement a radical new taxation system in order to reduce the government debt

 

Left 4 Dad: You need to go out of the house for a while, but there's an urgent message you need to deliver to your dad when he gets in. Can you find a safe place to leave the message?

 

Super Mat Boy: Can you survive in the cut-throat business of designing welcome mats?

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I am Brad Play as Brad in his quest for self worth in the form of making the perfect piece of toast. Golden brown with the right amount of jam.

 

System Sock 2 The dryer has been stealing socks again, somehow one got onto SHODANs circuitry. Not having a matched pair drove her mad.

 

Middle- Earth: Shadow of Mordo Morbo's evil twin has come to earth and is constructing a huge statue of himself blocking out light for one-third of the earth. Go tear the statue down.

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Audisurf - A surfing simulator... with a twist.

 

Catle Crashers - The Carmageddon clone animal haters have been waiting for.

 

Dear Ether - A platformer dealing with the theme of addiction. As your portagonist's passion for diethyl ether grows in scope, so do his hallucinations, but you can't hide forever.

 

Faster Tan Light - An engineering sim, where you must revolutionize the market of tanning lights by achieving a product that delivers near immediate results.

 

Hotline Mimi - You play as Mimi and you embark on an erotic odyssey. You have a new job as a sex line operator, where you must make clients climax for comission bonus.

 

Euro Tuck Simulator - You play as an easter european immigrant working as a cleaner in a hotel.

 

E.A.R. - A survival horror retelling of the east area rapist's story, from the perspective of one of his victim.

 

The Secret of Money Island - A visual novel about the seedy underbelly of Great Britain.

 

Pore - A microscopic take on the RTS genre, where you must prevent zits from forming.

 

The Wither - A tower defense game where you must keep your crops healthy!

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