Murr Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 A friend sent me this while at work to pass some time... generates stupid game rumors, fairly entertaining... Codemasters are combining Braid with Farming Simulator. The twist? It's a PS4 exclusive. EA are combining Call of Juarez with Doom. The twist? It's a PS4 exclusive. http://midnightresistance.co.uk/articles/game-rumour-generator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ike Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Don't know why but it made me laugh: Two founding members of id are combining Forza with Call of Duty. The twist? It's only available after 4am in France. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Atlus are combining Farming Simulator with Duke Nukem. The twist? It's going to star Steve Buscemi. I want to see Steve Buscemi playing Duke Nukem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 I don't know who guerilla games are, but the rest of this felt rather funny and somewhat apt with some of Nintendo's attitudes. Guerrilla Games are combining Mario with Mario. The twist? It's DLC Only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 The team behind Killzone, which makes it better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Retro Studios are combining Zelda with Call of Juarez. The twist? It's an Xbox ONE launch title. A western Zelda from Retro Studios. Only on Xbox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 I want to see Steve Buscemi playing Duke Nukem. I had a similar one, with Mario in place of farming simulator and Sega making it. The idea rather tickled me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flameboy Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 (edited) Here is the first one I got: The creators of Minesweeper are combining Professor Layton with Bayonetta. The twist? It's only available after 4am in France. and here's one that I liked: Some guys who made ExciteTruck are combining Forza with Half-Life. The twist? It's exclusive day one DLC on Xbox One. Day One Forza/Half Life hybrid DLC MUST MUY LOL. Sega are combining Doom with Darksiders. The twist? It's being written by JJ Abrahms. Ok last one: Retro Studios are combining Bayonetta with Dark Souls. The twist? It's what's inside Molyneux's Cube. Edited May 24, 2013 by flameboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Retro Studios are combining Mass Effect with Sonic. The twist? It's a dating sim That sounds beyond creepy. Nintendo are combining Transformers with Legend of Zelda. The twist? It's actually fucking brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flameboy Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 OMG Transformers and Zelda would be amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tales Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Aww....now I want something I can't have. Ian Bogost, working with Epic are combining Legend of Zelda with Suikoden. The twist? It's hidden inside the next Skyrim DLC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarf Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 (edited) Haha! Microsoft is combining with EA to block used games, make Kinect mandatory, and flood every game with adverts and micro-transactions. The twist? There isn't one. The games industry will be destroyed. Wait, I thought this thing only dealt in rumours? Edited May 24, 2013 by dwarf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Brenda Romero and her husband are combining Phoenix Wright with Puzzle and Dragons. The twist? It's a reboot of Steel Diver The mere fact that it mentioned Phoenix Wright on my first try is making me wary. This thing knows me! A group of game jammers are combining Zelda with Papo & Yo. The twist? It's indistinguishable from reality One more. I don't know what Papo & Yo is, but a Zelda indistinguishable from reality sounds sexy. Ubisoft Reflections are combining Doom with Gunstar Heroes. The twist? It's featuring Sony's new mascot, 'DildoSimon' This one just for 'DildoSimon'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.C.G Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Some classics here... Frank Lantz and his students are combining Mechwarrior with Bushido Blade. The twist? It's Shenmue 3 Eutechnyx are combining Secret of Mana with Turrican. The twist? It's playable on Dreamcast VMUs Some ex-Free Radical guys are combining Batman with Axelay. The twist? It's only for Amiga Games Workshop are combining Dead Island with Metal Gear. The twist? It's a dating sim Capcom are combining Rock Band with Fez. The twist? It's going to feature Bayonetta A group of game jammers are combining Final Fight with Mass Effect. The twist? It's not remotely sexist The last one I could actually believe... Platinum are combining Killzone with Rez. The twist? It's actually fucking brilliant ... Platinum Games can make anything brilliant! :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnas Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 Two founding members of id are combining Castle Crashers with Doom. The twist? It's already out Team Sonic are combining Rock Band with Quake. The twist? It's a PS4 exclusive The Pickford brothers are combining Magic: The Gathering with Transformers. The twist? It's a documentary about the founding of Polygon Jonathan Blow and Notch are combining Chrono Trigger with Phoenix Wright. The twist? It's exclusive day one DLC on Xbox One 50 Cent and his mates are combining Toribash with Varicella. The twist? It's featuring Sony's new mascot, 'DildoSimon' I'll stop now. Otherwise, I'm gonna be here all day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 Now it's just getting crazy. Tynemouth Women's Institute are combining Pissman with Sentient. The twist? It's crap Will Wright and Tetsuya Mizuguchi are combining Castle Crashers with Hungry Hungry Hippos. The twist? It's part of a new five year partnership deal The Pickford brothers are combining Half-Life with Quake. The twist? It's a mid-core card battler 50 Cent and his mates are combining Phoenix Wright with Bonetown. The twist? It's not remotely sexist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent Gibbs Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Sony Santa Monica are combining Starfox with Superman 64. The twist? It's already got an Edge [10] hahaha oh man i'm loving this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
are1981 Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 "A team of scientists studying reality are combining Worms with ZombiU. The twist? It's a Wii U minigame compilation." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dem0- Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 Though I'd give it a go to pass the time. Level-5 are combining Princess Maker with Rez. The twist? It's a journey of sexual discovery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerseusRad Posted June 27, 2013 Share Posted June 27, 2013 The cast of Mad Men are combining Sentient with Murder Dog IV. The twist? It's a pre-order bonus for Halo 5 The first one I did. It just sounds hilarious, even if I don't know what sentient and Murder Dog are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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