Jimbob Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 http://news.sky.com/story/1050513/pope-benedict-resigns-vatican-confirms First Pope to resign for nearly 600 years. Due to his health deteriorating. And there was me thinking this job is supposed to be like monarchs and marriage, till death do they part. Thoughts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Sorry, God. I quit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnus Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Well, that just seems like cheating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted February 11, 2013 Author Share Posted February 11, 2013 As i mentioned, i honestly thought this was a job that was until death. Maybe he's one of them "dirty" relgious types, hence his reluctance to sort out the issues in the church. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 "Dear God, you've blessed me with such shitty health I can't do this job for you any more. That's totally legit. I'm not angry or a Nazi. Love, soon to be your ex-Popo. P.S. See you soon babes! xxxx " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 The "600 years" figure is misleading - that pope was forced to retire. You have to go back around 800 years for the last pope who voluntarily retire. soon to be your ex-Popo. Ex-Benedict. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent Gibbs Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 is it wrong that i think this is either because a huge scandal about his is to break, or that he's gone after being blackmailed with a scandal breaking? i mean this is the former Hitler Youth/Nazi AA gunner now Ex pope who presided over the worst Catholic Church scandals ever (pedo priests) so i just think surely there is more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaepora_Gaebora Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 is it wrong that i think this is either because a huge scandal about his is to break, or that he's gone after being blackmailed with a scandal breaking? i mean this is the former Hitler Youth/Nazi AA gunner now Ex pope who presided over the worst Catholic Church scandals ever (pedo priests) so i just think surely there is more Me and you both, I spent Friday at work looking into things like illuminati, Freemasons and links with entertainment and religion ( purely for knowledge, love a good conspiracy or mystery), then he resigns today!i may leave the country...:p A girl at work who was going on about all this stuff to me, when I told her the news, said straight away "he will be dead in a few months" if that happens I'm changing my name and having facial reconstructive surgery! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted February 11, 2013 Author Share Posted February 11, 2013 Twitters gone nuts with this, some i plucked from the network You know the recession is bad, when god himself is laying off people Simon Cowell is starting a new show, "Pope Idol" Retirement should be an easy transition for the Pope, he already wears a robe all day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Peeps Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Twitters gone nuts with this, some i plucked from the network You know the recession is bad, when god himself is laying off people Simon Cowell is starting a new show, "Pope Idol" Retirement should be an easy transition for the Pope, he already wears a robe all day Simon Pegg had some good ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnas Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Meh, it's probably that butler scandal. In my (mostly catholic) house, the first general reaction was "I bet he's coming out as gay" And seriously, people still bring up that Hitler Youth thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soag Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 I think we woke up one morning looking in the mirror and went "religion what a pile of wank" The pope is now an atheist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent Gibbs Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Meh, it's probably that butler scandal. In my (mostly catholic) house, the first general reaction was "I bet he's coming out as gay" And seriously, people still bring up that Hitler Youth thing? Not really, just using it as a vessel to illustrate my point about scandal hit papal term and that skeletons could be coming out of the closest who said Gay? hahah can you imagine the fallout if that happened? all the devoted Catholics who are militantly anti gay who worshiped him and their reactions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platty Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 He has always been this to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wii Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 You'll burn in hell for that blasphemy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shorty Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 You'll burn in hell for that blasphemy. This is gonna be gooood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnus Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 The only thing Wii hates more than the Wii U is blasphemers. I'm just kidding. There's nothing he hates more than the Wii U. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamishmash Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 I'm fine with this, I just hope he comes back to film the regeneration scene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 No Pope joke will ever de-throne the absolute beast that is the MGS God/"Pooooooooope!" codex screen from a few years back. http://popefissionmailed.ytmnd.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 He has always been this to me. You'd think you'd get over that comparison eventually, but you never do. It's uncanny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debug Mode Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 God is PISSED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platty Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 You'll burn in hell for that blasphemy. At least I'll be warm rather than up in the clouds where the temperature will be minus something ridiculous.... Heaven?! more like Baltic. Plus I only believe in the great religion of Jedi. I don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wii Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 The only thing Wii hates more than the Wii U is blasphemers. I'm just kidding. There's nothing he hates more than the Wii U. For my sins I own the Wii U. I've owned every Nintendo console on launch day bar the NES(I bought it later). I said long before it launched that it was in trouble and that's turned out to be the case. I've never been pessimistic about a Nintendo console before but this is screaming off Dreamcast vibes. Just because I'm a Nintendo fan doesn't mean I have to praise their every action. It even won me an award. The same goes for religion, I'm a Catholic but I still give the Catholic church a hard time when it's deserved and that's plenty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arab_freak Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 (edited) He has always been this to me. Always reminded me of Resident Evil 4 as well. Edited February 13, 2013 by arab_freak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mokong Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Here's a good one. When the news first broke the other day my mother misheard part of the report when it said "this secret was so closely kept even the Popes cloest Aides didn't know about" My mother didn't hear it right and thought it said the Pope was retiring because he had Aids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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