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Split with my wife today

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If you need a place to stay, Iun's got you covered.

 

 

For sure!

 

And, possibly the funniest picture ever:

 

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Well, I don't know much about your relationship, but here's hoping things turn out better for you in the future. Gotta keep your chin up, right?

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Shit, I remember you saying you were suspecting she was cheating on you a while back. Hope you're holding up and really sorry if your suspicions were true. :(

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My suspicions were wrong, but things changed. Married for 2 years together for 10.

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My suspicions were wrong, but things changed. Married for 2 years together for 10.

Dare I ask for more detail?

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If that doesn't cheer you up, nothing will.

 

Took me far to long to get this! :p :D

 

Took me a while to get it, but to be fair, that's not the version of the rhyme that I know.

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There's nothing really to tell eeevil. Not in love anymore, no sex, no social life. Just need a change so that we do more than live to work.

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Took me far to long to get this! :p :D

 

 

 

 

Took me a while to get it, but to be fair, that's not the version of the rhyme that I know.

 

 

 

WHAAAT?

 

It was always "Half a pound of tupenny rice, half a pound of treacle, that's the way the money goes... pop! goes the weasel!" when I was a kid!

 

What is it these days?

 

"I'ma steal your ipad, mo'fo, I mean, shizzle my nizzle, give me all your money guv...pop goes the weasel!" Is that it?!

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I thought it went "ba buh ba de ba de ba bo, ba be do ba da do, ba de do da ba da ba do......pop goes the weasel."

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I hope it works out for both of you!

 

Make sure you're good to yourself and give yourself time to adjust.

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I did not get that picture at all! It wasn't until Iun just posted that rhyme that I got it. I've always known it as what Cube posted, I didn't even know it was a rhyme! This is what the education in Birmingham is like! :p

 

Anyways, I'm so sorry to hear this news Esequiel! You wanted funny pictures but I'll do one better and post you a video that never fails to cheer me up:

 

 

Hope things look up for you soon, dude! Keep your chin up! :)

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WHAAAT?

 

It was always "Half a pound of tupenny rice, half a pound of treacle, that's the way the money goes... pop! goes the weasel!" when I was a kid!

 

What is it these days?

 

"I'ma steal your ipad, mo'fo, I mean, shizzle my nizzle, give me all your money guv...pop goes the weasel!" Is that it?!

 

I can't remember what i used to sing. Something about a mulberry bush (whatever a mulberry bush is).

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Here we go round the mulberry bush

The mulberry bush

The mulberry bush

Here we go round the mulberry bush

Early in the morning

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I can't remember what i used to sing. Something about a mulberry bush (whatever a mulberry bush is).

 

A mulberry bush is where those handbags grow.

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Cheers everyone, we have both now changed out Facebook status to single which as we all know is the biggest step in a breakup.

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Honouring request for funny pics:

 

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QWOP cosplay.

 

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A cute one thrown in for good measure!

 

Hope you're doing ok.

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