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Here's to the bards that live cretinous lifestyles

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It's everyone's favourite ugly on the inside, hot on the outside (:woops:) forum member - The Bard!

 

He turns a disgustingly young 23 today. Enjoy it :)

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Happy birthday, Arab Freak Saad.

 

Ignore Ashley's poor attempt at flirting with you. Sex doesn't count as a birthday gift.

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Enjoy your day, pig out with a takeaway and a shamelessly generic grindfest of a cheesy JRPG. :p

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Ignore Ashley's poor attempt at flirting with you. Sex doesn't count as a birthday gift.

 

Of course it does. Sex, just like birthdays, involves wrapping, candles, rubber-objects and spanking.

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Of course it does. Sex, just like birthdays, involves wrapping, candles, rubber-objects and spanking.

The only difference is that when it's your birthday, you don't have to pay for it.

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Thank you lovely people (apart from Ashley, the chafing buttcrinkle) : peace:

 

23 is unaccountably old, I still feel like a gnarly 18 year old =p.

 

Happy birthday, Arab Freak Saad.

 

Ignore Ashley's poor attempt at flirting with you. Sex doesn't count as a birthday gift.

 

That's a little racist, you caustic twatpickle :heh:.

 

He's just stating the blatantly obvious =p.

 

Happy birthday! Continue using entertaining words please :p

 

See above :heh:.

 

I love Bard.

 

Love you too mayne ;).

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How come there are 9 counts of Bard's thanks in this thread? I thought it was limited to 5 a day?

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Hey, you're also a product of 1989! No wonder you're awesome.

 

Happy Birthday, man : peace:

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