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Missing alotta fagina. A lot of PMs. Plz get dat shit in + prevent automerge? THANKS.

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The Grapes was sitting in his beautiful blue marble tower of wealth, power and over-compensation, when he heard a small thud downstairs. Hmmm. He ventured to the bottom floor and witnessed a package that had just come through the letterbox. Opening it, he looked at the delights it contained.

 

A brand new, 3D Blu-Ray of a movie he pre-ordered several weeks ago...Hamazon had shipped it early. "Fruit Salad 4 : A Date With Dildony". Throwing the package on the floor, The Grapes excitedly ran upstairs, wailing his arms about and grabbing a box of Kleenex on the way. He didn't even notice the new Mel Figson movie that was left in the package "Passion Fruit of The Christ". The point is (A) I wanted to write about these two movies, and B) He was about to miss a hugely exciting night phase!)

 

Two cylindrical fruits rotated in the air, in a slow spinning fashion. Plimppppp. One found its target and stayed there. The other was drawn elsewhere and its movements became momentarily erratic...

 

The furry fruit was standing all by itself once again. The look of concentration on its face was almost amusing, but any humour was about to be cut dry....before being replaced with more, different humour. Anyway it was brutally attacked by a rolling fruit that doesn't let things get in its way. The furry fruit got up, looking dizzy and bewildered. A tasty slice appeared again. Whoever was dispensing these snacks must have been to Costco because again it was on a paper plate. The furry fruit devoured the slice in one go.

 

Elsewhere an unknown liquid was used, but the round fruit that was hit just looked curious, a purple splatter now all over it....it stayed in its house watching re-runs of Cheers.

 

The curiously shaped/coloured/just generally strange fruit was spinning wildly tonight, like a spinning top (right shape for it, at least) and PING it....wait that isn't right...okay, try again...okay, PING right that worked this time and it set off in search of the easiest fruit to find.

 

SMASH. A loud crushing noise disturbed the whole town. The Grapes was nearing climax and it utterly ruined a most enjoyable Pomegraphic movie, but alas he has a town to look over, and he ran to the balcony. He witnessed juice everywhere and the beautiful pink fruit had falled. Fallen sorry. Not falled.

 

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The Dragon Fruit is dead! A member of the town, with its cocky and confident personality (it did think it was an actual dragon, after all) @mr\-paul

@Nintendohnut

@Tales

@The Peeps

@Jonnas

@Coolness Bears

@SPAMBOT4000

@EEVILMURRAY

@DuD

@EddieColeslaw

@Yvonne

 

With 13 players, the Fruitjority is 7.

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Right, so yesterday I had to post in artichoke pictures. Quite fun but a pain as well. I had targeted heroicjanitor but someone attacked me.

 

Last night I found that heroicjanitor has a special kind of redirection.

We haven't got any mafia yet, have we? We really need to lynch one now, its getting kinda close.

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YOU'LL NEVER GUESSS WHAT HAPPENED TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

ah ah ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

 

:bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy:

 

Won't tell a lie, CAN'T tell a lie - I FEEL GRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTT

 

I'M LIKE TITANIC 3D, KING OF THE WORLD, AND IN A WHOLE NEW DIMENSION!!!!!

 

HEY HEY HEY

 

Do you want to know? I know something that you don't! Or maybe you do! but the point is I want to tell you! Yesterday I made a mistake!

 

Heroic is a redirector right right right right????

 

and do you know what ReZ thinks about townie redirectors????

 

YUCKIE YUCKIE YUCKIE EWWWWW

 

grosssss!

 

:bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy:

 

NOTHING BUT MAFIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

sing it with me!!!!

 

heroic tales eddie jonnas and EEVIL!

 

I THINK MY HEART'S GONNA ASPLODE

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Night 1 has still been my most exciting night so far (roleblocked). I guess that's a good thing? :|

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i think i think i think i think we should

 

should should SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOULD

 

kill in order, NO MISTAKES, LIKEY PAULEYPAUL SAYS! NU-UH

 

TALES, THEN, THEN HEROIC

THEN ALL THE OTHERS

 

unless they have more oranges

 

I FRIGGIN LOVE THESE THINGS, RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :bouncy:

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I am shocked! SHOCKED I SAY!

 

HOW COULD YOU DOUBT MEEE DOHNUTTTT

 

You know I can't lie, I can't lie! And have not lied! Not once! NOT ONCE

 

I AM TOWN

TOWN

TOWNIE TOWN TOWN

LIE DETECT AWAY

MEMBER OF THE TOWN

WIN WITH TOWN

TRACK, TRACKY TRACK TRACK

 

Are you the orange man????? Are you him?!?!?!?!

 

:bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy:

 

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

:bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy:

:bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy:

:bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy:

:bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy:

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I also do know for sure that Yvonne's role is a tracker.

 

I'm loving the hyperactivity btw!

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CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP

 

TIME FOR A CLAIM BABY!

 

who? WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO???

 

ALL OF YOU THAT'S WHO

 

I wanna know your targets, your fruit, your role, your favourite colour, where and when you lied, the colour of your underwear

 

ALLLLL OF ITTTT

 

CONTRADICITONS - I will find them!

 

also don't think that I've somehow FORGOTTEN "because evidence" I WANT TO SEE THIS EVIDENCE.

 

@heroicjanitor I demand the truth! The truth is what I want!

 

that and some FUCKING VALIUM WHO KNEW ORANGES GAVE MASSIVE ERECTIONS

 

:bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy:

 

FORUM DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO I'LL POST AS FAST AS I LIKE AND AS LOUD CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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Ivonn yoou, yoooouuu sexsee baybeee... UUURP rearry wanna be j00r boyfrend...

 

Sum.. sumfing 'tacked me...

 

hed herts, wanna kebab

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show you mine if you show me yours, TEE HEEEEE

 

TARGETS POWER FRUIT ALIGNMENT

 

woooooooooooooooooooooooo! Git druunk!

 

information party! SMEAR ALL THAT GREASY INFO ALL OVA YA BODDYYYYYYYYYY

 

@Diageo WHO'DYA PICK FOR A TARGET LAST NIGHT!!!

 

oh and don't forget to bouncy bounce! :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy:

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Since I didn't post enough while hyperactive (since I was away), I wasn't allowed to target anyone. However, someone compelled me to target Tales anyway.

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no no no nooooooooo Diageo! That almost but not quite fits my info on you I'm afraid!!!!!

 

OHHHH THE IMPLICATIONSSSSSSS

 

I heard that you were going somewhere first THEN CHANGED DIRECTIONNNNN

 

Sounds like fibs! fibs fibs fibs!

 

I WILL FORGIVE YOU IF YOU CLAIM

 

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FRUITY BITS

 

:bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy:

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I'm a banana and my power has given me absolutely no information so far.

 

And when I said I was a cool fruit, I meant that I was awesome, not that I was freezing. Because really, everyone loves bananas.

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not true! my sister haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaates banananananananananananananannanaBREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATHE BITCH

 

I like them though so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 NEVER MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH SOMEONE EATING A BANANANANNANANANANALKJDHBLJSADFHBLJDSHFBJDSBF

 

BUT I DIGRESS WHAT IS THE INFO THAT YOU WOULD GET IF YOU COULD AND ALSO TARGETS TARGETS TARGETS

 

:bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy:

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Ugh the effort.

 

I get people's PMs. But no one I have targeted has got a PM.

 

Cube, Peeps, Peeps, Nintendohnut, Tales.

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I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK

 

:bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy:

:bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy:

:bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy:

 

while you're here gimme a claim, come on a claim, I want a claim you can give me a claim can't you? fruit role targets targets, I want information I want it I need it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Well, the reason I voted for Tales was because of inactivity/essentially saying he isn't playing and because I thought he was a large fruit... And so far all of the killings have been crushings. We should make a list of fruits.

 

Diageo - banana

heroicjanitor - radioactive lemon

mr-paul - ??

Nintendohnut -A green fruit

Tales - Red apple

The Peeps - ??

Jonnas - ??

Coolness Bears - ?? Not figs. Said he had citrus within him- Has been seen in the write-up so not the killer I think

SPAMBOT4000 - Yvonne thinks he might be a watermelon.

EEVILMURRAY - ??

DuD - blackcurrants

EddieColeslaw - ??

Yvonne - Strawberry

 

Tbh if we find the watermelon we should probably lynch it. Who is the coconut?

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With 13 players, the Fruitjority is 7.

 

Vote heroicjanitor ; 1 - The Grapes/ReZourceman.

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I am a Vodka Watermelon. I targetted Eevil today.

I'm town but literally my only power is that I make somebody drunk the next day.

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Anyway, let's get a claim off the rest so we can find that heavy crushing fruit. We only have about 4 people left?

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