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lets not start sucking eachothers dicks just yet

-the Wolf, Pulp Fiction

 

dunno exactly, but it went something like this

 

my name is Lester Burnham, and in 5 days i'll be dead

-american beauty

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Some from Blues Brothers:

 

Elwood: Illinois Nazis.

Jake: I hate Illinois Nazis.

 

[to man in restaurant]

Jake: [fakes accent] How much for the little girl? How much for the women?

Man: What?

Jake: Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children.

 

Jake: No I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD.

 

Jake: [to Sister Mary Stigmata] 5 grand? No problem, we'll have it for you in the morning. Let's go, Elwood.

Sister Mary Stigmata: No, no, I will not take your filthy stolen money.

Jake: Well then... I guess you're really up Shit Creek.

[sister Mary Stigmata hits Jake Blues with a ruler for using that kind of language]

Sister Mary Stigmata: I beg your pardon, what did you say?

Jake: I offered to help you... You refused to take our money. Then I said; I guess you're really up Shit Creek.

[sister Mary Stigmata hits Jake Blues with the ruler again]

Elwood: Christ Jake. Take it easy man.

[sister Mary Stigmata hits Elwood Blues]

Jake: Oh shit.

[sister Mary Stigmata hits Jake Blues]

Elwood: Jesus Christ.

[sister Mary Stigmata hits Elwood Blues]

Jake: Shit.

 

Jake: You lied to me.

Elwood: Wasn't lies, it was just... bullshit.

 

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

Jake: Hit it

 

Now we go to Bad Santa

 

Willie: Oh yeah, baby, you won't be able to shit right for a week!

 

Sue: I've always had a thing for Santa Claus. In case you didn't notice. It's like some deep-seeded childhood thing.

Willie: So is my thing for tits

 

Bob Chipeska: You two are perfect for this job, truly. So, I don't want his unpleasentness affect your performance in any way.

Marcus: Oh no. We...

Willie: Performance?

Bob Chipeska: Yes. Your performance. You know, the...

Willie: Do you mean sexual?

[bob looks up at Willie in confusion]

Bob Chipeska: Excuse me?

Willie: Are you saying there's something wrong with my gear? Is that what your saying to me?

Bob Chipeska: I'm sorry, your gear?

Marcus: Willie...

Willie: My fuck stick!

 

Gin: Look here, get himy outta here and I'll go smooth things over with Chipeska, Tell him it was food poisoning or something.

Marcus: What do you mean, get him outta here?

Gin: Take him to the car.

Marcus: In case you didn't notice I'm a motherfucking dwarf, so unless you got a forklift handy, maybe you should lend a hand hmm?

Gin: That figures. You want all kind of set-asides. Special treatment 'cause your handicapped. You're all the same.

Marcus: Special treatment? I'm 3-foot-fucking-tall you asshole! It's a matter of physics. Draw me a sketch of how I get him to the car, huh?

Gin: Bitch, Bitch, Bitch!

Marcus: Sketch it up, you fucking moron. Fucking Leonardo da Vinci.

Gin: What'd you call me thigh-high?

Marcus: I called you a fucking guinea homo from the 15th-fucking-century, you dickhead!

Gin: I could stick you up my ass, small fry.

Marcus: Yeah? You sure it ain't too sore from last night?

Gin: You got some lip on you midget.

Marcus: yeah? Well these lips were on your wife's pussy last night. Why don't you dust that thing off once in a while? Asshole!

 

Willie: Things are fucked up at the North Pole. Mrs. Claus caught me fucking her sister, now I'm out on my ass.

 

Cut line

Security Guard: You wouldn't be tryin' to hide something in those baggy pants of yours, would ya?

Willie: Just something to cripple your sister with...

 

Milwaukee Security Guard: Pants are awful baggy. You got anything in there?

Willie: Yeah, my dick. You wanna see it?

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'Dick Laurent is dead' Lost Highway

'Think I'm a funny guy?' Casino

'No, it's not dangerous to confuse children with angels' Magnolia

'Can you dig it?' The Warriors

'I'm not picking up another turd, I'm a rockstar!' Ozzy :bowdown: (not really from a movie but a classic nevertheless...)

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Marv from Sin City.

 

"I'll stare the bastard in the face as he screams to God, and I'll laugh harder when he whimpers like a baby. And when his eyes go dead, the hell I send him to will seem like Heaven after what I've done to him."

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"I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure." - Matrix

 

So true. Something I've known for a long time.

 

Got Clerks X a few months back. Full of classics. Enter the dragon too.

 

Williams: Mr Han, suddenly I wish to leave your island.

Han: It is not possible.

Williams: Bullshit, Mr. Han-man!

 

Williams: Man, you come right out of a comic book.

 

 

Any from those?

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