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I've decided that, ultimately, this definitely isn't Claire. I have no good reason nor justification for such a thing, but it is my decision none the less.

 

Sorry Claire.

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Lets get Claire ProvDonk and Rez all in chat at the same time.

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Maybe this is why Claire is here. To find Prov Donk.

 

Claire misses me, i know it.

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Maybe this is why Claire is here. To find Prov Donk.

 

Or maybe the loss of Prov Donk has finally pushed ReZ over the edge and he's properly invested in this "Claire" persona now.

 

God help us all.

 

Hello "Claire" (play along, he might become dangerous if confronted).

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Lets get Claire ProvDonk and Rez all in chat at the same time.

 

I would say in iSketch also, but it'd be one big penis jamboree.

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Or maybe the loss of Prov Donk has finally pushed ReZ over the edge and he's properly invested in this "Claire" persona now.

 

God help us all.

 

Hello "Claire" (play along, he might become dangerous if confronted).

 

I'm not lost, i am just discovering my true purpose in this world.

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(prov donk is in no way affiliated or approved by ReZcOrp, just to confirm.)

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(prov donk is in no way affiliated or approved by ReZcOrp, just to confirm.)

 

Is it Rez using a proxy? :p Though that would probably be obvious...

 

I want to guess who it is but I feel under-equipped.

Edited by heroicjanitor

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I would say in iSketch also, but it'd be one big penis jamboree.

 

I see nothing wrong with a penis jamboree, sure it'd be a little homo-erotic, but that doesn't mean it wouldn't be good for a laugh.

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My name is Claire Ash, I am 23 years old, I live in Aylesbury, Buckinghamshire, as you all know I am in a relationship with ReZourceman (got the stupid name right this time.. tee hee), been together for 6 years now, how I have managed to put up with him for that long I will never know!! I work at Buckinghamshire County Council as a Admin Assistant in the Legal department, been working there for over 4 years now. I love fashion! It is my main passion, if I could I would shop 24/7, I like films, mainly girlie rom coms and comedy ones, I don't really have a favourite film which I know is weird but I just like so many it is hard to chose. That's about it really! xx

 

Fake account.

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Oh Kurtle.

 

Claire, you should write a sentence with brackets in it. ReZ can't do those properly.

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Welcome to the Hate-Kurtle forums.

Pull your tongue out of my arse boy, I haven't got time to hate you.

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Welcome to the Hate-Kurtle forums.

 

Who are you??

 

For anyone suspecting that ReZourceman is me, think again. Yes, i lived with him for many years. But i am now free as a..................., well donkey. No longer do i have to listen to jokes which cannot pull a rotten tooth out of a dead horses head. No longer do i have to watch him create "Comedy Rainbow". It should have been called "The Prov Donk show". He used me to become "famous". He is nothing without me.

 

Phew, let some steam off then i did

 

Anyway, Claire should call me sometime. Catch up on things, ain't seen her in nearly a month.

 

Call me Claire, please!!!

 

You'd really think i'd post my number here, jeez. ReZ would get it, and i don't want him to have it. Well, not yet anyway.

Edited by ProvDonk

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