Posted July 16, 2014 What sort of opening message do you guys go for on Tinder? I never struggled on OKC, but now there's no profile to go on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 16, 2014 Say you like their smile or something? :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 16, 2014 "I wish you were my big toe. Because I'd like to bang you on every piece of furniture." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 16, 2014 So this Tinder. I've downloaded it. Let's see what happens. I expect so much sex. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 17, 2014 (edited) Hello (insert their name here), thanks for the match. I must say, it was an easy swipe right for me... you're absolutely stunning! How're you finding tinder? (insert your name here) x Is my generic message, it has worked well for me. If they put a profile in there then of course you can add to it but if not, it's a nice enough base message to go on... it gives a compliment and asks a question therefore inviting a reply. Edited July 17, 2014 by Kav Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 17, 2014 I tried to be funny and went with: "What's the best opening message you've ever received?" She replied with: "Well definitely not that one!" Bitch has no sense of humour. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 17, 2014 Ooof Moogle. You know humour isn't your strong suit! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 17, 2014 (edited) Hello (insert their name here), thanks for the match. I must say, it was an easy swipe right for me... you're absolutely stunning!How're you finding tinder? (insert your name here) x Is my generic message, it has worked well for me. If they put a profile in there then of course you can add to it but if not, it's a nice enough base message to go on... it gives a compliment and asks a question therefore inviting a reply. Replace "stunning" with something more dramatic like "breathtaking" and they will be hooked :p Edited July 17, 2014 by Blade Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 17, 2014 Replace "stunning" with something more dramatic like "breathtaking" and they will be hooked :p Haha, I wondered when you'd pipe up! It's better than "Or8 duck, how're it goin'? Thou got nice profile, fancy meetin' for'a pint or owt to eat... with Hendersons sauce on of course!" Haha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 17, 2014 Haha, I wondered when you'd pipe up! It's better than "Or8 duck, how're it goin'? Thou got nice profile, fancy meetin' for'a pint or owt to eat... with Hendersons sauce on of course!" Haha Cracking chat up line, if I say so myself. I assume you failed to notice all the stunners I pull whilst we have been out then when I have used a variation of that line haha. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 17, 2014 Haha, I wondered when you'd pipe up! It's better than "Or8 duck, how're it goin'? Thou got nice profile, fancy meetin' for'a pint or owt to eat... with Hendersons sauce on of course!" Haha Much more polite than one of my mates' chat up lines. "Say, duck; does tha want fingering?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 17, 2014 What sort of opening message do you guys go for on Tinder? I never struggled on OKC, but now there's no profile to go on. I still haven't had any matches so I can't help Just ask something bizarre that'll make them want to answer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 17, 2014 I tried to be funny and went with:"What's the best opening message you've ever received?" She replied with: "Well definitely not that one!" Bitch has no sense of humour. I actually thought her reply was hilarious. :P Did you continue the conversation? I still haven't had any matches so I can't help Just ask something bizarre that'll make them want to answer. How many girls have you swiped right to? Hello (insert their name here), thanks for the match. I must say, it was an easy swipe right for me... you're absolutely stunning! How're you finding tinder? (insert your name here) x Is my generic message, it has worked well for me. If they put a profile in there then of course you can add to it but if not, it's a nice enough base message to go on... it gives a compliment and asks a question therefore inviting a reply. Remove the "you're absolutely stunning!" part and it's far better. Swiping right implies that you like her and think she looks good. Telling her that instantly puts her up on on a pedestal. (No idea if that's the right clip or not - can't watch YouTube at work!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 17, 2014 I actually thought her reply was hilarious. :P Did you continue the conversation? I sent her another message, she unmatched me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 17, 2014 Just ask if she's enjoying the weather or something simple that she can easily open up about. Serebii, swipe right more. No excuses. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 17, 2014 Best opening line without question: "How much does a polar bear weigh?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 17, 2014 I went with "your taste in music is awesome" and to another girl I wrote "your name has quite an interesting spelling" And after both of them I immediately thought: "Lol you're an idiot". Didn't even ask them a question so no way they will keep the conversation going. I'm much better at this face to face. Next time I'll have a different approach. Something like "Hey bitch, Thanks for the match. You're hot, wanna bang? It was easy to swipe right seeing you. How are you/Where are you from/Are you a sex offender in disguise" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 17, 2014 Best opening line without question: "How much does a polar bear weigh?" Enough to break the ice. BUH-ZING!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 17, 2014 I don't think he was trying to pick you up, Moogle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 17, 2014 I don't think he was trying to pick you up, Moogle. Nobody ever is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 17, 2014 I don't think he was trying to pick you up, Moogle. Don't rule anything out... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 17, 2014 I tried to be funny and went with:"What's the best opening message you've ever received?" I found it funny. So this is the one I chose for my next match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 17, 2014 I found it funny. So this is the one I chose for my next match. Hope it works for you. If she had given me a message, my plan was to go: "In that case, let me start again [insert message]" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 17, 2014 She just unmatched me. The only thing on her profile was "Out of your league", so she sounded like a bitch anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
