Posted September 22, 2013 The cute guy at work today had finished and was doing some shopping. Instead of looking away or briefly saying "alright", I somehow said "oh hey, how are you? Are you off out tonight, it is Saturday after all!" He was like "haha nah, not this week! Gonna have a quiet night in with the girlfriend, I think!" then pointed towards the cookies and dvd in his basket. To which I replied "no way, that sounds amazing!!". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 22, 2013 Man, Banjo's like, "I'll never get rid of him! D:". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 22, 2013 I imagine on that moment Josh turned away and transformed into Banjo pulling that face, anime-style. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 23, 2013 Fuck me, I thought I had improved. Met one of the new girls on my study programme yesterday and fell a bit head over feels for her. Now I'm terrified of how to act around her. WHY AM I STILL A TEENAGER. She just liked a silly image I shared on Facebook, and it almost made me squee. Dear lord, I have it bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 23, 2013 So I'm leaving the gym today. Went with my friend and I'm dressed first waiting outside. I haven't seen Phenomenally Hot Gym Guy today, but that's cool. But wait, no. Who's that standing off to the side out front. Yes. Boom. I'm just looking. But whatever, I'm cool. He's totally smoking hot. I've acclimatized. He sees me and looks back in my general direction. I can't tell if he's noticed me. Someone calls his name next to me and he waves but it's weird. I haven't moved, I'm basically just looking at him. And then it hits me, he waved at me. Not the random gym boss lady who just said hi to him. So I kind of half awkward (in my mind) but totally playing it cool, I smile and wave back. I can see my friend is on his way out the gym but it's too late, Phenomenally Hot Gym Guy has walked toward me and we're already chatting. I'm on my usual banter cruise-control, I'm all like 'I definitely need your help, I'm totally plateauing now.' He's like 'Really?' I'm like 'Yeah, I'm going to have to talk to you about my lifting regime at some point.' (This was not as aggressive as it now sounds - he asked me how I was first, and all that) He's like 'Yeah, sure!' I'm like, 'Ace, I'll grab you in the gym sometime.' (I'd definitely grab him in the gym.) But seriously, the eye contact is full on. And you know what? He's actually a lot taller than me. I don't know what I was on before but I'm looking up at this Helios of a man and there is sunshine everywhere. I'm standing there like the cool but gormless idiot that I am, staring at his eyes and he doesn't break eye contact for a second. It's not intense, it's just perfect. Obviously a thing this good can't be real, so hello delusion - thanks for having me. Anyway, lost my train of thought. I leave with my friend and he's like 'What was that all about?' I'm like 'I'm upgrading to a better gym partner.' I might ask if he wants to go bouldering sometime. And so concludes yet another chapter Daft-erotica. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 23, 2013 I don't think I've every been so into someone I become flustered whenever they talk to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 23, 2013 Daft is so into this guy I'm starting to get into him just from reading Daft's posts. Ask him if he's single for me, Daft. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 23, 2013 (edited) Hands off him, he's mine! I don't think I've every been so into someone I become flustered whenever they talk to me. I'm not flustered, I'm as cool as a goddamn cucumber. I'm just beaming. He's like the sun to my Kryptonian physiology. Edited September 23, 2013 by Daft I cannot spell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 23, 2013 If he's straight I'll have 'im Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 23, 2013 I hope he's not straight. That would be so anticlimactic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 23, 2013 She just liked a silly image I shared on Facebook, and it almost made me squee. Dear lord, I have it bad. I suppose complimenting her and asking her out for a nice drink and/or meal is somehow too obvious? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 23, 2013 I suppose complimenting her and asking her out for a nice drink and/or meal is somehow too obvious? Oh, yeah, no, I've got it; I was just surprised by how head-over-heels flustered I suddenly was. It's been a while since I've felt that way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 24, 2013 If he's straight I'll have 'im I'll fight you for him! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 24, 2013 So I'm leaving the gym today. Went with my friend and I'm dressed first waiting outside. I haven't seen Phenomenally Hot Gym Guy today, but that's cool. But wait, no. Who's that standing off to the side out front. Yes. Boom. I'm just looking. But whatever, I'm cool. He's totally smoking hot. I've acclimatized. He sees me and looks back in my general direction. I can't tell if he's noticed me. Someone calls his name next to me and he waves but it's weird. I haven't moved, I'm basically just looking at him. And then it hits me, he waved at me. Not the random gym boss lady who just said hi to him. So I kind of half awkward (in my mind) but totally playing it cool, I smile and wave back. I can see my friend is on his way out the gym but it's too late, Phenomenally Hot Gym Guy has walked toward me and we're already chatting. I'm on my usual banter cruise-control, I'm all like 'I definitely need your help, I'm totally plateauing now.' He's like 'Really?' I'm like 'Yeah, I'm going to have to talk to you about my lifting regime at some point.' (This was not as aggressive as it now sounds - he asked me how I was first, and all that) He's like 'Yeah, sure!' I'm like, 'Ace, I'll grab you in the gym sometime.' (I'd definitely grab him in the gym.) But seriously, the eye contact is full on. And you know what? He's actually a lot taller than me. I don't know what I was on before but I'm looking up at this Helios of a man and there is sunshine everywhere. I'm standing there like the cool but gormless idiot that I am, staring at his eyes and he doesn't break eye contact for a second. It's not intense, it's just perfect. Obviously a thing this good can't be real, so hello delusion - thanks for having me. Anyway, lost my train of thought. I leave with my friend and he's like 'What was that all about?' I'm like 'I'm upgrading to a better gym partner.' I might ask if he wants to go bouldering sometime. And so concludes yet another chapter Daft-erotica. I like to think that somewhere else on the Internet, a gym/fitness forum perhaps, there's someone talking about exactly the same situation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 24, 2013 I like to think that somewhere else on the Internet, a gym/fitness forum perhaps, there's someone talking about exactly the same situation. Random gym boss lady: "Yeah there was this beardy guy and he got waved at by this tall guy, and they shared a moment of super awkward eye contact and stilted chat before both skipping off into the sunset. I hate my job." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 24, 2013 I like to think that somewhere else on the Internet, a gym/fitness forum perhaps, there's someone talking about exactly the same situation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 24, 2013 @nightwolf I'm game for a threesome if you are... mwahaha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 25, 2013 I'll fight you for him! Can I watch? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 25, 2013 Only if there is a pool full of jelly involved ;D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 25, 2013 @Raining_again! You dirty girl Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 25, 2013 Sure this thread needs livening up from time to time =P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 25, 2013 If he's straight I'll have 'im I'll fight you for him! @nightwolf I'm game for a threesome if you are... mwahaha Haha you saucy lady! Only if there is a pool full of jelly involved ;D @Raining_again! You dirty girl Not going to lie, I'm soooooooooo turned on right now. I'm just imagining you're talking/fighting over me anyway. So....can we get some cameras and make it happen? haha. #N-Europorn Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
