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And this: "The ex-husband was taken to hospital following the altercation, but not before he, in true Zelda fashion, smashed a pot (a flower pot, over the head of Thompson)."

 

Yeah, that struck me as quite odd as well. I checked to see if it was posted by a gaming news site or something.

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Oh, I'm not saying they can't, just that I'm surprised to see it in a publication such as The Independent.

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Man accused of sex with pit bull

 

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"When officers arrived on scene, they were greeted by a small crowd of residents who were disturbed by their neighbor's activity with the dog," a police spokeswoman explained. "Several of the witnesses stated that they yelled at the suspect to stop, but he ignored their commands."

 

http://www.myfoxtampabay.com/story/24892576/2014/03/05/man-accused-of-sex-with-pit-bull

 

His mugshot perfectly encapsulates his crime. What would someone like that look like? This guy. Maybe in prison he'll be someone else's bitch.

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Was Fritzel your captor at some point in your youth? You seem to have some form of Stockholm Syndrome towards him :P

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I'd heard their 'fuckin' cunt' segment before but CHRIST! This is fucking brilliant. I was creasing at a several points.

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I rofl'd.

 

 

"...and taking on the Big Show in a spit-swapping make out match."

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I've done all, but I've never really committed to 20.

 

Not sure what The Nod is though.

 

How have you ever managed to have any sort of interaction with another male?

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