Posted January 31, 2014 Hang on, which one is which? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 1, 2014 Man drinks his way on to boat... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 5, 2014 Some of these are old, but in Google Now (Android phones), try asking the following via voice search: Make me a sandwich Sudo make me a sandwich Beam me up, Scotty Tea, Earl Grey, Hot What is the nature of the universe? When am I? How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood What is your favourite colour? What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? Who are you? What is the answer to life, the universe and everything? Who's on first? What is the loneliest number? Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right What is the best smartphone? Lions and tigers and bears How can entropy be reversed? What does the fox say? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 5, 2014 (edited) Some of these are old, but in Google Now (Android phones), try asking the following via voice search: They work with Siri on iOS as well. Edited February 5, 2014 by arab_freak Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 5, 2014 (edited) Wish I could've done this Edited February 6, 2014 by Rummy Link fixing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 8, 2014 Tree be like FUCK THE SYSTEM. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 9, 2014 Some of these are old, but in Google Now (Android phones), try asking the following via voice search: Make me a sandwich Sudo make me a sandwich Beam me up, Scotty Tea, Earl Grey, Hot What is the nature of the universe? When am I? How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood What is your favourite colour? What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? Who are you? What is the answer to life, the universe and everything? Who's on first? What is the loneliest number? Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right What is the best smartphone? Lions and tigers and bears How can entropy be reversed? What does the fox say? I tried some of these in my Galaxy but only the "serious" ones worked - Who are you, Fave colour, the others I tried gave nothing :'( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 10, 2014 Another poorly drawn lines classic for me. I don't know why I find their shit like this so funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 13, 2014 This could've been posted in so many threads... I can't make it stop...someone press the pause button for me... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 17, 2014 Sewer was blocked by large Pooh http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-26195258 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 17, 2014 My personal favourite of the Batman impersonations: "I WAS A BOY. NOW I'M A BAT" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
