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The Jesus thing made it into the news here. There's just something funny about a well-intentioned old lady trying to restore Jesus, but making a Mr.Bean mess of it all :laughing:

 

They're going to try and restore the painting for real, now.

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"You're pregnant? Well, we'll just let that guy out of prison as it clearly wasn't rape"

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Is "every sperm is sacred", then wouldn't safe sex and masturbating also be abortion?

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Is "every sperm is sacred", then wouldn't safe sex and masturbating also be abortion?

 

Yes, and that's why the Catholic church still thinks condoms are evil. Masturbation? Good lord what horrible blasphemy. And women, why are they so often considered filthy in religious circles? Because them bastards bleed and waste god's precious eggies every friggin' month.

 

So yes, god sure does love you and your genitals, but only if you use them for baby-making. Otherwise, you've got a one-way ticket to Inferno City, mister. And if you're a woman? Well you were made out of a man's rib, so can't really take you seriously anyway...

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Yet they conveniently forget that any kind of loan is so bad, and so wrong, that protesting against loans was the only time Jesus used violence.

 

(Perhaps a thrip into a "Is Rape Legit? And Other US Politics" thread?)

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11 Drunk guys play Slender

 

 

Part 1

 

Part 2

 

 

 

I gotta find this game and give it a go

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Ahhhh that cracked me up.

 

Hello Arab freak!

 

Edited by Shotgun2k

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