The blonde joke to end all blonde jokes

[Britprog]

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come

over here And help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle,

and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when

it's finished?"

 

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the

box, it's a tiger."

 

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the

puzzle. She Lets him in and shows him where she

has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies

the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then

turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do,

we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces

into anything resembling a tiger."

 

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax.

Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..."

He sighed................

"Let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

 

[Guest Stefkov]

that was hilarious, laughed for quite a while

[Konfucius]

Very good joke. :D:D

Strange enough an hour ago I remembered a blonde joke that I heard a few month (years?) ago, but the joke is not really funny.

[Dieter]

Sorry to be a cock but that's even well-known in Belgium....

 

 

And we don't even have uncapped data traffic

[Letty]

That sounds like something I would do...

[AshMat]

heard this joke before, but in david beckham format

[Stocka]

haha quality.

 

How do you keep a blonde busy for a couple of hours?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...Stick here in a round room and say there's a dildo in the corner.

 

i'm sure you all know that one

[Guest Stefkov]

im sure you all know,

How do you know a blondes been on the computer?

 

 

theres tipp-ex on the screen.

[kingboo]

Definition of cruel: Put a blind man in a round room and say your dinners in the corner

[Guest Stefkov]

definition of stupidity: kicking a ball through a window and asking for it back

[Stocka]

im sure you all know,

How do you know a blondes been on the computer?

 

 

theres tipp-ex on the screen.

ahahahhaha didn't know that one either. Quality cheers.

[CooInTheZoo]

hahaha like it!

[Bren]

definition of cruel : Putting a bomb under a person in a wheelchair and shouting RUN!

[Mr_Odwin]

Definition of this thread ... I dunno ... something funny about it being locked and everyone being told to take it to the other joke thread.