Posted September 7, 2010 I know what y'all are thinking, what's this weirdly erotic thread created by Coolness Bears doing? Has he lost his innocence? FEAR NOT. The situation is merely hippopotamus. Before I continue I just found out that the Moomins are actually trolls. MUMINTROLLS. On with the preceedings, if you were forced into a lapdance or wanted to willingly partake in the profession that involves gyrating of the hips (amoung other things), what song would you want to dance to? :p I'd go with: It is the most lap dancey song I've ever heard and lets face it with me dancing on your laps you would "lose all control" as the lyrics suggest. your turn. GO! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 7, 2010 I'd assume N*E*R*D's 'Lapdance' is a bit too obvious? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 7, 2010 3 Words by Cheryl Cole. Of course. What else? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 7, 2010 Blates some Goldfrapp. Twist being a front runner on account of it being complete filth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 7, 2010 U Can't Touch This by MC Hammer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 7, 2010 Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 7, 2010 Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley I like your sense of irony. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 7, 2010 Bringing it hard since '04. Pun as you will. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 7, 2010 Bringing it hard since '04. Pun as you will. And you call me a whore? You were only 12! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 7, 2010 Pffft! There's always a market. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 7, 2010 (edited) Bringing it hard since '04. Pun as you will. I spasm'd. My favourite song. I can't believe I don't own it. ReZ reminded me of it recently too. I have an awesome mash-up of it with High and Dry by Radiohead. Fuuu Is that Prince? Edited September 7, 2010 by Paj! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 7, 2010 I spasm'd. My favourite song. I can't believe I don't own it. ReZ reminded me of it recently too. Y'all both "liked" it brah. Chair too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 7, 2010 I just bought it. Sadly you can't buy the version with the intro from the video though. Anyway. Peaches is always a good choice for sexythymes. See: Lost In Translation, for example. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 9, 2010 Goldfrapp is a great choice. Also Ladyhawke I forgot she existed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 9, 2010 ..they do say Guile's Theme goes with everything Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 9, 2010 In case people don't know video phone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 9, 2010 ^ The single remix is better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 9, 2010 With ugly Gaga? Hell no. I would say the initial opening in the remix with lady gaga is more lap dancey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 9, 2010 The "ah ah"s in the not gaga one is better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
