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The last time I shaved was about 3 and a half weeks ago. I had some kind of strange red mark revealed by my beard when I shaved it then. It had a tiny bit of peeling at the edges. Just tiny bits. Almost a bit like sun burn.

 

Anyway I havn't shaved since and I've just shaved again (I had forgotton about the mark) and its still there kind of. WTF is this shit. I'm already ugly I didn't want to add markedly disfigured to the list. :/

 

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You need to get some E45 on that pronto. Probably won't kill you.

 

It could be an allergic reaction to... YOURSELF.

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ReZ has leprosy. What do I have?

 

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Exhibiting excessive papillae in places and a shortage elsewhere. (BTW, I know what I have. :()

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The last time I shaved was about 3 and a half weeks ago. I had some kind of strange red mark revealed by my beard when I shaved it then. It had a tiny bit of peeling at the edges. Just tiny bits. Almost a bit like sun burn.

 

Anyway I havn't shaved since and I've just shaved again (I had forgotton about the mark) and its still there kind of. WTF is this shit. I'm already ugly I didn't want to add markedly disfigured to the list. :/

 

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ReZ has leprosy. What do I have?

 

CIMG0562.JPG

 

Exhibiting excessive papillae in places and a shortage elsewhere. (BTW, I know what I have. :()

 

Scurvy

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I think Rez, and don't quote me on this because I'm not a doctor, but it might be some attention seeking disorder. Just a guess mind...

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I've seen that on House MD, Mr_Odwin. According to him, its bacterial vaginosis.

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Rez, it's an allergic reaction to your jokes. We all have it, we're just not telling you.

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It could be skin cancer.

 

Go to the doctors.

 

Don't rely on the community of KNEE for your medical problems.

 

We've already lost 4 members this way.

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I knew that looked familiar. A little light Photoshop investigation revealed this:

 

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In all seriousness, it could be some kind of ringworm like Tinea faciei, but I'm no doctor. Go to someone who is!

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It looks alot like a mark the protagonist of Haruki Murakami's Wind Up Bird Chronicle gets half way through the book. Serious deep meanings there. Sadly I never actually finished the book so said deep meanings will remaining a mystery!

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I've seen that on House MD, Mr_Odwin. According to him, its bacterial vaginosis.

 

I saw that episode. It turned out to be lupus.

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It looks like chewing gum. Stop sticking it in your beard for safe keeping, these things will happen.

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I'm surprised you haven't asked Dr Wu Man.

S/he's busy doing wank covers for future Twilight trailers.

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I'm surprised you haven't asked Dr Wu Man.

 

I was going to mention something about that, but i didn't want to.

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Looks like a love bite gone wrong.

 

A love bite from what? An octopus?

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Looks like a love bite gone wrong.

 

A love bite from what? An octopus?

 

He did say gone wrong...

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