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I don’t even know what to say. Except that I meant to type Describe not Deceive. Usually I’m pretty luciasd lucid about my spelling aerrors. I didn’t ecen remember that ine as opposed to the fat baby typo. And the typi. 

 

I started this this message about an hour ago and got done stracted distracted* by a lady wearing a Wilds shirt at a redeings vs Coyotoes game. I had to take a snap of it to send. (Red Wings vs Coyotes) anyone anywho. Antways! @Glen-ihow about aa defintion for that??

 

ive got nothing now. Vodka and beer. Slefhatred and hockey!

how big is hockeh here? Like tlast year I almost made a thread but I’m pretty doubtful most of your u give. A shit about the NHL as opposed to maybe a local league

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Seen my ex troday. I'm not feeling too good. Still fuckedup. I want her bck.. But she doesnt wamnt m,e back. Well...goo d nichgt.

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2 hours ago, drahkon said:

Seen my ex troday. I'm not feeling too good. Still fuckedup. I want her bck.. But she doesnt wamnt m,e back. Well...goo d nichgt.

Stay strong man. That shit sucks we all know. But you can’t force someothing the other peeson doesn’t want. 

Which makes my bext paragraph bitbof a dick move I think   By im power through it  

My night had had a strange uptick. Got a nice picture from the lady I’ve been crushin on for half a decade. (She’s only on the opposite side of the country is all)(and in a dirrefebt countrt). Shes my best friend though for real. Helping well...”helping” her pick a club outfit. She found pants instead of a dress or romper and was so excited to share them she didn’t have a shirt to go with. All in all it don’t mean nothing. 

 

Red wings beat Vegas Golden Knights! 6-3. They’re the first team to beat Vegas in the regular season. 

 

When buying my my whiskey I (autocorrect literally just added the second my. ) ran into an old friend from highschool. Haven’t seen him since literally highschool a decade ago. He’s tdoing well and told me he always thought I was a pretty good giu. So thats cool. I also told him no t to let his lady frien by $6 vodka. Like....thats her drink of choice. Bottom shelf tupretine. Yikes. 

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Gone out with the in laws and there is unlimited Prosecco! Wood! I'm pretty drunk right now. If there a no deleted on rule inhere? I say that because I've just noticed the wood up above...

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3 minutes ago, bob said:

Gone out with the in laws and there is unlimited Prosecco! Wood! I'm pretty drunk right now. If there a no deleted on rule inhere? I say that because I've just noticed the wood up above...

No backspacing. It's half the reason this thread is so entertaining.

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Vaha bob sees wood above him. Boner jokes. 

I had a weird dream last night. Dreamt that a former roommate moved back in and long story short decided it was cool to be filming gay webcam porn all over the house. Like walked naked past me to film in the dining room. 

Naturally I flipped my shit and started yelling at him. And his film partner. Who had nice tits but no nipples, weird dream man. 

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27 minutes ago, Nolan said:

Dreamt that a former roommate moved back in and long story short decided it was cool to be filming gay webcam porn all over the house.

Excise me sir! I woyld like the lonf g story please!

 

Also, did you guys know that i live jusrt to down the road from the oldeest pub inScotyland? it has a really fuknig low ceiling, to be jhonest i prefer the other bup just down th testreet because theeyr cheeper.

So i'm sitting here drinking dead pony club by a company called Brewdog, if you guys eewr ever in Edinburgh you should go there and drink all their shit cause ity;s awesome dstufdfs.

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1 hour ago, martinist said:

Excise me sir! I woyld like the lonf g story please!

Well. Long story long isn’t too much different really. 

Roomie was just going to be staying for a little bit. I was on the couch and then I notice he’s at the sttop of the stairs naked with a laptop and he his buddy. They’re doing whatever. I grab my phone to send snaps of thhis because it was funny as well as fucked. 

Somehow my mom shows up. While being distracted by that he somehow ends up downstairs dto fo some caming in the damn dining room. Walking around naked like it’s totally normal trying to have a conversation. I flipped ahit and started tueelling yelling. Somehow it came up he fucking moved his partner into my house as well. Which pisswd me off even further. I was fucking livid. I was about to call my friend to vent and then I woke up. 

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Hiiiiiiii iunno embed. 

 I’ve been laguhing! Oh the it embed automagically now inforgot. Anywho; laguhing at the chorus all day since it popped into my shuffle earlier. 

And well, cause incan. 

haaaaaaaaaa. It’s fumb and catchy

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Hight as fuck cubnts!

U i DON'T KNOW if you know this but htere is weed weverywhere where i am! fuck tyou guys woo

my mouth tis really numb and every thnging is spinning, i can't feel my tonhgue nad and i

'j i'm super hunger ty i've got some stuff in the oven right now so theyt'll be good and stuggfff

I feel really light, light i 'll lofloat away or soething i can;t feel my hands woo.

it's rmy bitrthday next week...so nbe prepared cunts.

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