Posted February 5, 2012 Great night tonight. Friend's birthday. Was on the jager and everything but my mate kept getting me doubles meaning it started repeating on me earlier so I had to leave at the ridiculous time of 2am That said, didn't really see anyone who perked my interest, but did have a conversation with friends who suggested getting a hooker ¬¬ Good Christ my life must be bad if it has come to that lol. I never would, though Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 5, 2012 Ugh, what's wrong with your friends? If they really loved you, they'd pay for your hooker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 5, 2012 I'm always yelling at my friend to get Hookers and blow. He fails everytime. Half a 5th of Rum. I'll check back when that bottles been emptied. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 5, 2012 Ugh, what's wrong with your friends? If they really loved you, they'd pay for your hooker. Haha. They did actually, but they'd only be able to get the sort of hooker that's filthy, has 10 kids and 215422 STDs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 5, 2012 I failed to check back in...and to fully empty the bottle. But I did manage to watch Groundhog Day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 5, 2012 The best time to be a prostitute is when you're a student so that you get free STI checks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 5, 2012 Isn't the sexual health clinic always free? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 5, 2012 I'm not getting a hooker ¬¬ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 5, 2012 Get two hookers and watch. You can't catch anything that way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 8, 2012 I'm drunk at home again. Which means a drunk post. I had to do very difficult (not really) calculations to see how much vodka I had to put in to 5 glasses to have the sa,e alcohol content as my 6% druids 500ml cans. Turns out I needed 60ml of vodka per 500ml of mixer. So that's what I'm drinking because I got a 500ml bottle of vodka for a late kris kindle. Yay no spend money but no I have yo mix myself and it tastes like crap. This is why I hate vodka. So anyway, I'm nearly at 4 cans worth of druids which is my cap of recnetly and I am well drunk. Hurray,. Anyway, it's well fun. I'll see youd all later. Fuck, at the end aI managed to have kmispellings and now i look like a retad... Ok, after that sip I realised I am extremely drunk. Ewven though I can type normally enough. I fucking love how much of a light weight I am. nnt sleeping at home ntonight. see you guy tonmorrow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 8, 2012 Wait whay? you're measureing your alchol and doing maths? That is wrong. 50/50 Booze to mixer, bam! repeat 3 or 4 times. Actually no, start off with a decent mix but as you get drunker mix it stronger and stronger. No measuring though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 9, 2012 I'm drunk at home again. Which means a drunk post. I had to do very difficult (not really) calculations to see how much vodka I had to put in to 5 glasses to have the sa,e alcohol content as my 6% druids 500ml cans. Turns out I needed 60ml of vodka per 500ml of mixer. So that's what I'm drinking because I got a 500ml bottle of vodka for a late kris kindle. Yay no spend money but no I have yo mix myself and it tastes like crap. This is why I hate vodka. So anyway, I'm nearly at 4 cans worth of druids which is my cap of recnetly and I am well drunk. Hurray,. Anyway, it's well fun. I'll see youd all later. Fuck, at the end aI managed to have kmispellings and now i look like a retad... Ok, after that sip I realised I am extremely drunk. Ewven though I can type normally enough. I fucking love how much of a light weight I am. nnt sleeping at home ntonight. see you guy tonmorrow. That's less than you'd get in a bar... Generally you'd get a 25ml shot in a tumbler which is 250ml. THen you have ice + mixer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 25, 2012 (edited) Had....possibly one of the best nights ever in Manchester. Went to Tiger Tiger first. Fairly nice atmosphere, but when we went upstairs we discovered a depressing sausage fest. Literally you will have never seen anything like it (and we weren't perverts or anything, obviously I/we (three of the four) have girlfriends so aren't on the "pull", but it was just sad, and moar women = easier on the eye. Anyway, so we left there, and went to Sakura. Holy shit. Now that was a god damn good night. Nice options as to area/seating/etc, not too crowded, nice designs....reasonable priced drinks (well....we got 30 shots of flavoured Sake for ?20) and although they did taste like shit (don't think I like Sake at the best of times) they did the job.....we got 6 different flavours, I swear one was like Tequila flavour, so tequila + sake = fail flavour, but anyway, bit of fun, spinning the dish and eyers closed, then picking one up and downing it. So yeah, I drank WAY WAY WAY more than I have done in aagggeeesss, and was smashed and loving it, fantastic night. After the utterly sublime Sakura, we went around the corner to the Casino (LCC?) which had a pretty great vibe! Different to both my usual tipples of G/Grosvenor and Genting - kind of like a mixture of the two! I withdrew ?100 which is give or take my usual budget. Did it in ?20 loads/deposits, and got down to my final ?20, and started doing well. Recuperated close to ?80 I think, which is when I did a neighbours.... (A neighbours is when you bet on one number, and then *wheel-wise* the two numbers either side of it. Because its a popular bet to be able to bet on five numbers in a row the minimum bet is ?25, so ?5 on each number, and if it comes in you win ?180) So anyway, I had done one neighbours bet earlier in the evening and this was my second....and it came in. Gloriousness washed over me, and I ended up with ?250, so ?150 profit, which was pretty close to covering the entire cost of the few days and brings my "fairly large casino winnings" for the month/6 weeks to 3 trips on the trot totalling ?650. By this time it was 4am, so we got a cab, and the lads decided they were hungry...and we went to McDonalds drive thru (all the time the cab cost increasing - we were lolling though), anyway we showed him our hotel "The one with the red top", he dropped us off and we realised we were no where near and had a 5-10 minute walk, but we laughed/loved it. Got back, listened to a few blazing choons, ate the food and...whatever. Then crashed into bed, where I said all this; Because, as I touch upon a bit, I am not really a heavy drinker, and I certainly DO get hangovers....I am not the kind of person who does not, so I was MASSIVELY dreading the morning, but as it turns out I was surprisingly fine. Not 100%...but I think that was just due to a lingering spout of ill/not wellness, and of course lack of sleep. Fantastic time. Edited February 25, 2012 by ReZourceman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 25, 2012 I hate your Casino winning ways! :p... I need to give one a go sometime! Sounds like a great night! I haven't been out for AGES!!!! *p.s. Tequila FTW!* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 25, 2012 I hate your Casino winning ways! :p... I need to give one a go sometime! Sounds like a great night! I haven't been out for AGES!!!! *p.s. Tequila FTW!* You should stay over at the meet this year. A) Because you, out of all I felt horrible/sad that I didn't hang out with you more. and B) We can smash up a casino. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 25, 2012 Last night I went out for a drink, stopped of at the local fried chicken place on the way home. In there were some french girls talking to two guys (one was english/Welsh, the other I couldn't place). The french girls were moaning about cheese in Britain being rubbish, one said that it was all just boring cheddar. So the guy said, "Well if you like cheese so much I won't wash my cock for a week and you can suck me off." I burst out laughing, along with the other guy and the staff. Then one of the french girls just kept shouting fromage (something like j'adore le fromage) as if she was having an orgasm. She had her head tilted back and was just repeating it getting louder and louder. It was absolutely hilarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 25, 2012 You should stay over at the meet this year. A) Because you, out of all I felt horrible/sad that I didn't hang out with you more. and B) We can smash up a casino. Might well do that this year. They're surely no different, but I get the feeling London's casino's would be hardcore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 25, 2012 Might well do that this year. They're surely no different, but I get the feeling London's casino's would be hardcore. The one at Leicester Square looks pretty posh, and I assume is suit/smart kind of affair, but assumably they have G's and or Gentings, or whatevers there (I'll check actually) and those are find, only real rule is nice shoes (I just go in jeans, t-shirt etc). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 25, 2012 (edited) Would be awesome to rock up there in a suit though! EDIT: Although I really only have one, and I'd hate the thought of it getting ruined on a night out somehow! :p Edited February 25, 2012 by Retro_Link Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 25, 2012 Last night I said I'd go to the work bar to have a drink. Had a cider, then a beer (bar staff's mistake) and three more ciders then when the bar closed went back to my office with people and drank wine until 1am. Suffice to say I was pretty drunk. Didn't pay a penny though, sweet! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 25, 2012 Last night I said I'd go to the work bar to have a drink. Had a cider, then a beer (bar staff's mistake) and three more ciders then when the bar closed went back to my office with people and drank wine until 1am. Suffice to say I was pretty drunk. Didn't pay a penny though, sweet! I want an office with free wine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 25, 2012 One of the academics gave us all a bottle for Christmas and one was still lying around. Going to replace it on Monday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 26, 2012 Last night was carnage. We bought a bottle of vodka in Kushion. It was only ?60 and that included mixers. Not too bad when a drink is normally ?2. You get 28 shots in a bottle so that works out as ?56. But then you don't have to queue at all at the bar and can take a drink as strong (or weak) as you like it. Needless to say, we were all steaming. Went up to get my jacket from the cloakroom at the end of the night. Handed my ticket over. Few minutes later the dude came back without my jacket. No idea what happened to it but it wasn't there! Absolutely raging as it was my good leather jacket and only a few months old. They say they only compensate up to ?25 or something like that too!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
