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''Your'' when they mean ''You're''.

 

It's enough to be deleted as a friend.

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I think this site sums up a lot of the shit actually: http://en.likefever.com/

 

Things to 'like' such as:

 

Boyfriends who actually treat there girlfriends like princesses :)

i do love you, i don't say it for the fun of it (: <3

a relationship where you can be your absolute self around eachother and not get embarrassed :)

If only you boys see what you make us girls feel like, you would never break another heart.

 

Positive affirmations and shit like that. Bring on the misanthropy! :p In fact I feel like some of these groups are actually damaging female kind as they just make them out (or at least those who like/join) as being wishy washy and just in need of a nice person who says nice things and does nice things.

Psh, you truly are a misanthrope, aren't ya? :heh: Positive affirmations are massively underrated, I find!

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''Your'' when they mean ''You're''.

 

It's enough to be deleted as a friend.

 

Oh, Molly. Take me away with you. :kiss:

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''Your'' when they mean ''You're''.

 

It's enough to be deleted as a friend.

 

"Four of your friends like David Guetta"

 

I contemplated defriending.

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"Four of your friends like David Guetta"

 

I contemplated defriending.

 

David Guetta is amazing, especially live. :cry: How could you?

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Because he's a cunt.

 

At a friends a while ago MTV Dance were showing a "David Guetta's top 30 Dance Songs" (or something) and he put himself first. Even I'm not that self obsessed! Plus it was crap and should have gone to Daft Punk.

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''Your'' when they mean ''You're''.

 

It's enough to be deleted as a friend.

 

is it wrong that I type your instead of you're to people who I know hate the fact people don't know it's wrong just to piss them off?

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is it wrong that I type your instead of you're to people who I know hate the fact people don't know it's wrong just to piss them off?

 

Yes it is. :p

 

Myself and someone else have been hassling my non-blood-cousin for his use of "haw" instead of "how". We've formed an incredible alliance.

 

He doesn't respond to me though lol.

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Really hoping the girl replies to that... She's blonde with a capital DD for tits.

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What the fuck. "I don't watch comedians. Don't understand them".

 

 

Is she a child?

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She's just turned 17, I think. She is the dopiest person I've ever met. But has massive boobs so it's ok.

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She's just turned 17, I think. She is the dopiest person I've ever met. But has massive boobs so it's ok.

 

I was just wondering why you added her, then saw the boobs part and I made a 'ahh...*lifts eyebrows*

:awesome:

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I worked with her, and she added me after I left, so nyer!

 

Haha, I'm not judging.. that much

 

Its more its weird for you to have someone that dumb on your facebook.

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Oh.

 

Well she's a keeper because of the boobs, obviously.

 

Long as they aren't orange, then yes of course! :awesome:

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I'm loving Nightwolf's understanding of men.

 

 

I'm sick of all the chavs putting their son/daughter on the end of every status.

Ooopsy daisy i hurt you again i crushed your heart in the palm of my hand and if you walk out baby al understand cause all al do is hurt you again im a walking desaster dont wanna hurt you again ...... Love you kaci elizabeth rylance x x

 

Yeah you love your kid, you're a better parent than your own, we get it.

 

It's even worse when they do it with their boy/girlfriend.

Edited by MoogleViper

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''Your'' when they mean ''You're''.

 

It's enough to be deleted as a friend.

 

Yeah you love your kid, you're a better parent than you're own, we get it.

 

Oh dear...

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