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Forum Telephone is BACK bitches! Sorry about the lack of it, I just...stopped coming here. But I am back, if only for this! Why? Well, because it's awesome! You should know that if you've played before! What's that? You HAVEN'T played before?! HAHAHA, you LOOOSER! Oh well, don't worry, sign up and join in, it's real easy and real funny! If you don't believe me, just check out the first posts of some of the older threads!

 

So anyway, in order to play the game, we're gonna need some players! I know you're all desperate to be part of the coolest game going down in N-Europe town, and that's just fine, because there's no limit on how many people can play...maybe. You might be wondering HOW to play though, if that's the case, it's simple! (The cool kids who already know can skip this bit)

 

For those unawares, here's how it basically works. You recieve a PM with a picture and a caption from the person before you, both independant of each other. You then draw a picture for the caption and write a caption for the picture. The picture can be in any image editing program(even a crude thing in paint is brilliant enough) or a paper drawn one scanned/photo'd in. Once done, you forward these both(caption and picture) along in the same PM to the next person in the line, as well as CCing it to me, cos then I have them all and when the game is done I put them in a pretty post for everyone to see. Still confused? Look below all this for previous, 100% actual genuine N-Europe forumtelephony! Once you've sent your PM to the next person, it's generally accepted that you post here with some witty phone related repartee, just so all other participants can see that the game is moving along.

 

Oh yeah, you also only have 72 hours to get done, preferably alot less than that(and this limit might lower in future) cos otherwise the games move too slow and everyone gets impatient and angsty and annoyed and filled with rage, or at least I do anyway. If I do not recieve your PM within 72 hours of received the last person's, I shall forward the previous PM to the next person, if that makes sense.

 

Any questions, just ask!

 

Also, if anyone knows how I could have like...the first 2-10 posts in a thread, please let me know. I want to put all the old games in the first post of each thread, but there's an image limit per post and then there's the whole double posting tings and that etc...

 

 

ANYWAY! GOGOGO! Signup if you want in! Hoping to get the game running within a week, or even less!

 

(Big apologies for the whole delays)

 

 

Past Games!

Well ok, this didn't work quite like that, we only had one game runnning.

 

Rummy:

 

'Come in here dear boy and have a cigar!'

 

Marcamillian:

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Diageo:

 

'Cubans are now selling cigars in warehouses to innocent British schoolchildren. '

 

Nintendohnut(apologies for the size, but I didn't wish to scale down his brilliance):

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MoogleViper:

 

"A revolutionary building."

 

Cube:

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jayseven:

 

'It's like hypercube, only conical! '

 

ReZourceman:

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SPAMBOT4000:

 

'The blueprints for the 4 dimensional dildo spike were coming along swimmingly.'

 

 

 

Play order: Rummy, Diageo, Marcamillian, MoogleViper, Nintendohnut, jayseven, Cube, ReZourceman, SPAMBOT4000, Dyson, Jimbob.

 

Game A:

'An apple a day keeps the doctor away'

 

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'Doctors don't care for mutant apples'

 

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'But if your head is an apple, then ain't no doctor every coming back.'

 

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'A story about...not a normal man...no, but the Apple-Headed Man, and his visit to the cross doctor.'

 

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'An apple a day keeps the students away, and the angry doctors closer.'

 

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Game B:

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"Will you love me for this flower?"

 

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'I left a rosebud in the U bend and I love it.'

 

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'My heart was flushed like a rose in the u-bend.'

 

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'He regretted the romantic gesture the moment the thorny rose disappeared up his ass... He'd been crapping blood for days before it finally came out.'

 

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'Man would do anything for love, no matter how weird'

 

 

Play Order: Rummy, Dyson, Jimbob, ReZourceman, Marcamillian, Diageo, Cube, jayseven, MoogleViper, SPAMBOT4000, Nintendohnut.

 

Game C

 

Inspired by some DnB rocking at the time...

'Tough guys don't dance'

 

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'Music is not for the angry'

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HULK DRUM!

 

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The Drum Hulk Beat!

 

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Don't make cans angry, you wouldn't like them when they're angry.

 

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When a huge, huge man throws away and insults his coke can, the giant can gets ridiculously angry and goes on a house stomping rampage.

 

 

 

 

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Game D

 

Inspired by someone suggesting me 'Fit as a Fiddle'...

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"The violin definitely had a strong sound."

 

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"Strong" Brand Amplifiers. The most suitable amplifier for Electric Band Camp.

 

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Band camp's good for hardcore rockin'!

 

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The zombies resorted to throwing capsites at the beatles to get a good night's creep.

 

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The sleep deprived Zombie chucked a whole load of WTF? over the giant-ladybird-fronted band that had started playing in his bedroom.

 

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Play Order: ReZourceman, Paj Meen Ah, Marcamillian, Dannyboy, SPAMBOT4000, MoogleViper, jayseven, Jimbob, Dyson

 

Game F:

 

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"His least favourite time was 11:59"

 

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At 11pm Batman turns emo

 

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Batman's possessed clock had successfully goaded him into killing himself :(

 

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"Can't talk now, Robin, it's silly o-clock and I'm busy pulling my bladder out tongue-first"

 

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Robin told Batman exactly where to shove his gay frying pan.

 

 

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Game G:

 

 

'OH MY GOD IT'S A FUCKING DUCK!'

 

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Pope claims birds using condoms is what caused bird flu.

 

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"The Pope announces that angels should be avoided as their wings may carry the avian flu."

 

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The pope decided to ban wings, which meant a bird plummeted to it's death, but the angel didn't listen even though he had B.O.

 

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Bishop wings don't do justice for the effect of a bad smell.

 

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I also love how a manky condom turned into an angel wing. That is why I love N-Europe.

 

 

 

 

Game Z

 

 

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The bright-lime-green-haired man hated being outside in the sunshine. It made his hair colour fade.

 

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You'll be fucking pissed if you go outside with your new funky hair colour.

 

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Pink Punk Pumpkin Pinches Plump Portal

 

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Pumpkin Punk took a spin on the Wild-Side!

 

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The pumpkin faced rocker was creating stars with hand jives.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Game Y

 

 

'It is 100% acceptable to punch a mate in the face if he is gaying on you.'

 

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Crotch-grabbin' is OK when punished with a fist to the face.

 

ATx

 

Dangly arms can reach ears and crotches.

 

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Mr Tickle will play with your ear and your balls.

 

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Just because your twin brother was born with an inverted face doesn't mean you can steal his cherry and tickle him with ferns after.

 

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Edited by Rummy

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Sweet stuff! The two above dudes are friends of mine from over the pond, coming in JUST FOR THIS GAME because they realised it is AMAZING, so give them a nice welcoming and stuff. Be as cool as me if you can, get all YOUR friends involved too!

 

Also, more of the older games, maybe;

 

 

'The camera always adds 10 pounds'

 

QHV

 

New camera created to "enlarge" people's image and duplicate heads.

 

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"New digital camera feature makes people look like they have an erection and two heads."

 

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The magic camera that undresses and arouses you, AND gives you 2 heads.

 

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Jeff loved stripping off, getting an erection and growing a second head when posing for the camera.

 

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The drunken man was confused as he appeared to have stumbled inside a giant penis themed pinball machine.

 

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The angry yellow man eats a "BR" bar, suddenly he notices a nifty new game called "PenisPinball".

 

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The chocolate-bar-eating, Chinese troll is displeased with the new sexually themed pinball machine.

 

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The gener-less troll failed at porno-pinball

 

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"Why?" cried the flame-haired purple beast, "must this indeterminate creature torment my erotic arcade gaming?"

 

 

 

Game 1

 

I wasn't even sure what this was;

 

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As a rsult of global warming it is raining ALL the time, except for where there are cats.

 

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The angry spaghetti-armed sun made it rain on the heart-shaped country and the umbrella-carrying cats in Denmark.

 

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"Global Warming!!, What's that" says the Swiss-umbrella holding cat

 

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Game 2

 

'I'm not even sure what this is...'

 

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Slutny stared in disbelief at his mirror made of an amorphous substance. He realised his only remaining body hair was his eyebrows.

 

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The bald headed man grumpily gazed into his wavey shaped mirror, and wondered "Why are my eyebrows so high, full and rich when the rest of my head is so hair-free."

 

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As he unzipped an inter-dimensional portal to escape from THE EVIL BROWN SHAPE, he saw himself staring back through it.

 

Edited by Rummy

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I'm beginning to worry about Rummy's suspicious love of this game. £5 says that its all an elaborate con to psychologically profile us and steal our credit dard details...

 

...but you know I'm fine with that so long as I'm doing what all the cool kids are doing.

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I shall look to start this shit up tomorrow, but in the mean time I urge you all to give in to your urges and go urge people to come play. Urge. I really had an urge to use the word urge alot. Bit like Edd-urge. But...uh...yeah, go coax people!

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Ok, order of play will be as follows;

 

1. ReZ

2. Jimbob

3. Moogle

4. Ohh, Dannyboy

5. Smeagleman6

6. Paj

7. Marcamillian

8. Sinistar

9. Dan Dare

10. SPAMBOT4000

 

Late signups still accepted and encourgaed. The rules, well, they should be known but here's a recap.

 

You will recieve a PM with a caption, and a picture, they are independant of each other and unrelated. You must caption the picture, and picture the caption, the forward it on to the next person whilst also CCing to me. You have 72 hours to perform your duties. Once you have sent your PM, make a post here, just so everyone who's playing can see that the game is actually moving along.

It's that simple. Any questions, just ask!

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So has the game begun?

 

As of about 17 seconds ago, yes.

 

 

There's a call for you, ReZ!

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Okay we normally have a penis themed "you've got a message" so how about a faeces theme?

 

 

Jimbob I shit in your letterbox. But don't worry, I left it out in the sun. I didn't just like....put my colon on your letterbox. I shit on the floor....and then let it dry out, and then put the shit through your letter box.

 

 

So yeah thats good.

 

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Being towards the end gives me a warm and tingly feeling inside. :D Played this during break at school today, was rather fun, but a bit irritating since a few kids were a bit too one-track minded and unoriginal in their creations.

 

Also: To give you GMT lads fair warning, Smeagle and I are 5 hours behind you guys, sorry if we're a bit late-sending/posting with our bits D:

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It's ok, tbh it probably won't be noticeable. After all, we're still waiting on Jimbobble...

 

I bet you're five hours behind me....

 

Was that what I thought it was?

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Also: To give you GMT lads fair warning, Smeagle and I are 5 hours behind you guys, sorry if we're a bit late-sending/posting with our bits D:

 

No we moved on from that theme. ReZ decided on a faeces one instead.

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Ohh Danny boy, my poo, my poo is falling,

Through your letter box, and down your door's side,

I went in your garden, and all the flowers are dying,

'Tis you, 'tis you must wipe my backside.

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