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I want a mansion and a Ferarri F430 and a jet pack.

 

The inner boob. :) The cleavage. So, if you squeezed both breasts together and put your hand in the middle...that bit. I love that bit.

Oh riiiigght, so you weren't on about some sort of cross-section. I was a bit freaked out, for a moment.

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Now I have your permission, I feel comfortable doing so.

 

 

Danny you are lovely, but I honestly can't believe that post happened. Let this be the end of it, please.

I really have trouble sensing when I've gone too far, haven't I? :heh: I shall henceforth shut my far too large gap. :p

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I want a mansion and a Ferarri F430 and a jet pack.

 

 

Oh riiiigght, so you weren't on about some sort of cross-section. I was a bit freaked out, for a moment.

 

Hahahhah. Nooo. I didn't mean the actual insides of boobs.

 

That would like me saying "Hai Shorty...I love your spleeeee-eeeen!"

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The inner boob. :) The cleavage. So, if you squeezed both breasts together and put your hand in the middle...that bit. I love that bit.

How big is your hand to hold both tits together then put the other hand in the middle?

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How big is your hand to hold both tits together then put the other hand in the middle?

 

I don't think its his hand going in the middle!:grin:

 

 

(in before you filthy lot!)

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(in before you filthy lot!)

 

I think Jim got there first from the sounds of it

 

Heyyyo!

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I don't think its his hand going in the middle!:grin:

 

(in before you filthy lot!)

That's what I thought also, so I'd like to know his logic as to why he calls his penis hand.

 

Go for the Motorboat Flink.

 

(filthy lot?! Speak for yeself Hanz ;))

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Mention boobs and the whole Nintendo forum goes into disarray. Who would have thought it?

 

I want to travel first class when I go away at the end of the month to New York. One can but dream :P

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I want to control the Space Time Continuum.

 

I also want a dog. Ideally a black labrador.

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Labradors are amazing. I wanted a black one to begin with, but I got distracted by a chocolate one. Would have called a black one Wellington for ultimate gentry points. "Wellington got into the brandy in the study again, but not before startling the horses".

 

Indy_by_goafertography.jpg

 

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I want people to stop being given record contracts just cause they're famous. I don't understand. Heidi Montag is that beetch from The Hills *shudder* right? She got an album now, on Spotify, I just saw...a quick preview tells me it's awful.

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I'm getting a puppy!

 

... Ok not in any immediate sense, but I'm totally getting a dog, and a black lab was one of my potentials. Molly - hands off. You'll turn my dog into a right perv with all this boob talk you instigate.

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I don't think its his hand going in the middle!:grin:

 

 

(in before you filthy lot!)

 

I didn't even get this at first...

 

 

 

But no, just no. You dirty woman.

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I didn't even get this at first...
But now you get it all the time

 

 

ba dum tsh.

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*falls out of chair laughing*

 

Why were you in chair? Have you two got something to tell us?

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This thread is just too much awkwardness...

It´s like watching a friend say a racist joke and there is a black man behind him.

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This thread is just too much awkwardness...

It´s like watching a friend say a racist joke and there is a black man behind him.

 

Except that joke isn't funny anymore.

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Labradors are amazing. I wanted a black one to begin with, but I got distracted by a chocolate one. Would have called a black one Wellington for ultimate gentry points. "Wellington got into the brandy in the study again, but not before startling the horses".

 

Indy_by_goafertography.jpg

 

work.4436822.1.flat,800x800,070,f.jpg

 

My uncle bought two recently, a brown one and a black one.

 

Calls one boddingtons and the other guinness. haha. :grin:

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A new server, so that is to say, a bunch of hard drives and a system to go with it. This really depends on the budget, though, I would go wild if I had enough money.

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Frijj - fudge brownie

I always want one. They are so god-damn nice I think I might be addicted to them. Yes they're sweet, yes they aren't overly healthy but it's basically bottled awesome. Tesco deviate in offering them 2 for £1.04 which is totally bargain munch.

MOARR!!!!

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