Posted January 16, 2010 Well that was just too tempting, really. much like breasts. Heeeyoo! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 16, 2010 Yeah what do you expect on a site trying to recruit escorts? "Join a profession most people look down upon, sell your body for a living and at best be perved on by elderly women who may give you the clap!" Why, yes, I did expect that! Surely you can rely on marketers to tell the truth. Smaller breasts so I can buy a suit that doesn't make me look a cheap hooker. Tbf I will have them when I get some money. ...I don't want to hear it, before you say anything Admit it, Molly, you knew this was coming. You want the attention of the perverted minds of this forum. You like it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 17, 2010 Admit it, Molly, you knew this was coming. You want the attention of the perverted minds of this forum. You like it. Those italics creep anyone else out a little? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 17, 2010 Those italics creep anyone else out a little? A little, yes. I had the image of Dannyboy raising his eyebrows up and down behind his glasses and pulling a geeky grin. Maybe sticking a little tongue out, too. Molly, if you want to de-size your breasticles, then go for eet. However, if Ine ever even thought about doing that, I would cry so fucking hard. I'm not joking. Breasts have magical properties. There's the upper boob, the under boob (best part, imo) and there's inner boob. Side boob is a bit over-rated though, it's no match for the inner boob. Everyone just thinks it's about the nipple. They are so wrong. The nipple isn't even in my top 3 parts of the breast! Nowhere near. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 17, 2010 There's the upper boob, the under boob (best part, imo) and there's inner boob. Side boob is a bit over-rated though, it's no match for the inner boob. Everyone just thinks it's about the nipple. They are so wrong. The nipple isn't even in my top 3 parts of the breast! Nowhere near. Obsessed much? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 17, 2010 Obsessed much? Quite a bit. =P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 17, 2010 Maybe Molly wants small and humble breasts, you know, so they don't get confused with mountains and all that... LE-LO-LO-LE-LO-LE!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 17, 2010 Quite a bit. =P Lucky you eh! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 17, 2010 Everyone's a winner baby That's no lie! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 17, 2010 Re: Mollys boobstermination and the resulting posts: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 17, 2010 Lucky you eh! Lucky me? =P Everyone's a winner babyThat's no lie! Hahaha I love how that says "sexy remix" at the bottom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 17, 2010 Everyone's a winner babyThat's no lie! Couldn't agree more tbh! Love the simpsons gif goaf! =D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 17, 2010 *Insert Paj's Madonna gif* ^ Molly on this discussion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 17, 2010 Maybe Molly wants small and humble breasts, you know, so they don't get confused with mountains and all that... LE-LO-LO-LE-LO-LE!!!! lollers good thread, people. good thread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 17, 2010 I don't know whether to cry or cringe over this thread. :p ... But yes, those italics freaked even me out a little. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 17, 2010 Back on topic. I want this: Fisheye lens so I can get pictures like these: About £600-700 is about right. Guess I'll keep dreaming for now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 17, 2010 I do preffer smaller breasts. You know, something that isn't a bother. Besides, "tits" are just lumps of flesh. I'm more of a snappy remarks man. You know, that "Look at the snappy remarks on that one!!!" sort of thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 17, 2010 Back on topic. I want this: Fisheye lens so I can get pictures like these: About £600-700 is about right. Guess I'll keep dreaming for now. £600-700?! Does it come with its own self erecting fully functional penis? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 17, 2010 I want one these on my lawn, and once I have one, I'll get a job as a delivery driver and drive house to house in that bad boy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
