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Are you a horse or a currant bun?

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Haha. :D

 

Rapidash is pretty awesome. But, Shadowfaaaaax. How could I say no to that face?

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I don't really get why people are all "Ewwwww horse meat!" but then happily stuff their face with other meat? =P

 

(by the way I don't eat horse meat, or most meat in general)

Exactly. I wouldn't say "eww" to any kind of meat - well, unless I don't actually like it, of couse - but I don't think I could eat cat meat, simply because of my soft feelings for cats. Dunno, though, maybe I could.

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What about man meat?

Right, that's where the line goes. I should have said animal meat - or non-human meat for those nitpicky about biological definitions. :heh:

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Hmmm, I piss like a horse, but am full of raisins like a currant bun.....

 

Perhaps I'm a cross between the two. A horse bun....... a burse.

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I am a horse.

 

 

 

BUT....my horsey man semen tastes like dried fruit and gentle warm spices. Only one thing is for sure though.

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I'm a horse. That way, I can eat all the currant buns in this thread.

 

 

 

PUZZLE SOLVED!!!

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What a mare of a thread!*

 

 

 

 

 

*I don't mean it. I just really wanted to say a horse pun.

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I'd be a horse. No reason. I just like horses. They're free to do whatever so I choose horse :)

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What a mare of a thread!*

 

 

 

 

 

*I don't mean it. I just really wanted to say a horse pun.

 

Canter you get along without having to be so mane to each other? I'll hoof the lot of ya... Only jockey, ride I do a thing like that?

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Canter you get along without having to be so mane to each other? I'll hoof the lot of ya... Only jockey, ride I do a thing like that?

 

I laughed so hard my voice went horse. Except for the bold bit. That joke was lame.

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I laughed so hard my voice went horse. Except for the bold bit. That joke was lame.

 

He was only hoofing a laugh with you. Don't be so neigh about it.

 

I'm shit at this sort of thing, lol

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What a mare of a thread!*

 

 

 

 

 

*I don't mean it. I just really wanted to say a horse pun.

Don't you mean a horse bun?

 

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Englishman here with the answer. It's terribly simple. It's just a silly game we play. Every human face can be divided between long - horse, and round - currant bun. Walk down the street with a mate and you go, "Horse, horse, currant bun, horse..." Don't forget, we are the country of Monty Python!

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Englishman here with the answer. It's terribly simple. It's just a silly game we play. Every human face can be divided between long - horse, and round - currant bun. Walk down the street with a mate and you go, "Horse, horse, currant bun, horse..." Don't forget, we are the country of Monty Python!

 

You're better than this.

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....it didn't?

 

That sounds like something a currant bun would say.

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....it didn't?

Joke's on you! I'm on page eight.

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