Posted September 26, 2009 Teach him how to whistle like a boy, loves first ploy Shall he become a toy? No, this isn't another girl meets boy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 26, 2009 All the people he's bound to annoy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 26, 2009 But he could plunge into her swimming pool Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 26, 2009 But he could plunge into her swimming pool To make a move like that, he'd have to be a fool Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 26, 2009 But he could plunge into her swimming pool To make a move like that, he'd have to be a fool To kiss her he needs a stool Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 26, 2009 But he could plunge into her swimming pool To make a move like that, he'd have to be a fool To kiss her he needs a stool And he'd become her tool Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 26, 2009 I'll take you up, I'll turn you on, I'll take your apathy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 26, 2009 I'll take you up, I'll turn you on, I'll take your apathy And transform it into sympathy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 26, 2009 I'll take you up, I'll turn you on, I'll take your apathy And transform it into sympathy With some dazzling choreography Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 26, 2009 That I learned instead of studying geography Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 26, 2009 Washing machine... washing machine... wasssssshhhing macccccchiiiine Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 26, 2009 the brightness of my whites, it's way too much sheen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 27, 2009 Washing machine... washing machine... wasssssshhhing macccccchiiiine the brightness of my whites, it's way too much sheen. Hopefully they're free of every little gene Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 27, 2009 Washing machine... washing machine... wasssssshhhing macccccchiiiine the brightness of my whites, it's way too much sheen. Hopefully they're free of every little gene And the rolling hills remain evergreen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 27, 2009 Why oh why, am I so sick? Is it the swine? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 27, 2009 Why oh why, am I so sick? Is it the swine? Flu? Did you get infected with mine? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 27, 2009 Why oh why, am I so sick? Is it the swine? Flu? Did you get infected with mine? The is my contributing line Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 27, 2009 Why oh why, am I so sick? Is it the swine? Flu? Did you get infected with mine? The is my contributing line Did you write it after drinking too many glasses of wine? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 27, 2009 No I was as sober as a judge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 28, 2009 No I was as sober as a judge Proven by the fact I effectively ate some fudge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 28, 2009 No I was as sober as a judge Proven by the fact I effectively ate some fudge My opinion on the matter will not budge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 28, 2009 No I was as sober as a judge Proven by the fact I effectively ate some fudge My opinion on the matter will not budge No matter how many times you give me the nudge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 28, 2009 Do you want to date my avatar? She's a star Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 28, 2009 Do you want to date my avatar? She's a star General Pepper can't wait! Shall they meet in a bar? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 28, 2009 Do you want to date my avatar? She's a star General Pepper can't wait! Shall they meet in a bar? Who is that woman anyway, any relations to Jimmy Carr? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites