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Teach him how to whistle like a boy, loves first ploy

Shall he become a toy?

No, this isn't another girl meets boy

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But he could plunge into her swimming pool

To make a move like that, he'd have to be a fool

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But he could plunge into her swimming pool

To make a move like that, he'd have to be a fool

To kiss her he needs a stool

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But he could plunge into her swimming pool

To make a move like that, he'd have to be a fool

To kiss her he needs a stool

And he'd become her tool

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I'll take you up, I'll turn you on, I'll take your apathy

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I'll take you up, I'll turn you on, I'll take your apathy

And transform it into sympathy

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I'll take you up, I'll turn you on, I'll take your apathy

And transform it into sympathy

With some dazzling choreography

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Washing machine... washing machine... wasssssshhhing macccccchiiiine

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Washing machine... washing machine... wasssssshhhing macccccchiiiine

the brightness of my whites, it's way too much sheen.

Hopefully they're free of every little gene

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Washing machine... washing machine... wasssssshhhing macccccchiiiine

the brightness of my whites, it's way too much sheen.

Hopefully they're free of every little gene

And the rolling hills remain evergreen

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Why oh why, am I so sick? Is it the swine?

Flu? Did you get infected with mine?

The is my contributing line

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Why oh why, am I so sick? Is it the swine?

Flu? Did you get infected with mine?

The is my contributing line

Did you write it after drinking too many glasses of wine?

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No I was as sober as a judge

Proven by the fact I effectively ate some fudge

My opinion on the matter will not budge

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No I was as sober as a judge

Proven by the fact I effectively ate some fudge

My opinion on the matter will not budge

No matter how many times you give me the nudge

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Do you want to date my avatar? She's a star

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Do you want to date my avatar? She's a star

General Pepper can't wait! Shall they meet in a bar?

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Do you want to date my avatar? She's a star

General Pepper can't wait! Shall they meet in a bar?

Who is that woman anyway, any relations to Jimmy Carr?

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