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Do you want to date my avatar? She's a star

General Pepper can't wait! Shall they meet in a bar?

Who is that woman anyway, any relations to Jimmy Carr?

Joanna Newsom, no relation and hotter by far

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I never heard of her before, what does she do?

She sings songs, far more beautifully than me or you

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She may sing so sad it makes me blue.

When she starts singing, you'll be stuck to your seat as if by glue

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She may sing so sad it makes me blue.

When she starts singing, you'll be stuck to your seat as if by glue

Don't lie to me, that can't be true

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What country is this lady from?

She's from California - Joanna Newsom

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What country is this lady from?

She's from California - Joanna Newsom

If she came to my country, would you come?

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What country is this lady from?

She's from California - Joanna Newsom

If she came to my country, would you come?

This story needs a new topic, this is getting dumb

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Why split these states, when there can be onlllly one!

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Why split these states, when there can be onlllly one!

Because having multiple states is much more fun!

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Why split these states, when there can be onlllly one!

Because having multiple states is much more fun!

But these wars, they can't be won!

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Why split these states, when there can be onlllly one!

Because having multiple states is much more fun!

But these wars, they can't be won!

Winning's not the point of wars. To mix thing's up, is why they're done!

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What am I supposed to do, when the best part of me was always you?

Don't worry, you can come back to me. Like a baby that crawls into the pouch of mommy kangaroo!

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What am I supposed to do, when the best part of me was always you?

Don't worry, you can come back to me. Like a baby that crawls into the pouch of mommy kangaroo!

Apologies for my lack of posting 'cos it's true, I've been avoiding this thread like the Flu

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Pour your misery down on me

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Pour your misery down on me

From my worst nightmares I shall flee

And the meteoroid is a stone that's devoid of the fire that propelled it to thee

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I'm only happy when it rains

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I'm only happy when it rains

And when my soul receives stains

Like some child possessed, the beast runs through my veins

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