Posted June 24, 2009 Mcoy has returned from a hard day at work on a boiling day. Mcoy decides he will enjoy a cornetto as a treat for being so good at being Brian Mcoy. Mcoy opens the freezer, opens the middle compartment where Mcoy has stashed a packet of cornettos and the tub is full of melted cornettos. Brian Mcoy is not a happy man today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 24, 2009 I think this should be in the HWYD thread. Tis crap though, howcome they were melted? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 24, 2009 Tellyn offers a goat as a sacrifice to Mcoy, hoping that Mcoy will not smite any forumites in anger. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 24, 2009 What about the rest of the freezer products McCoy?! Did they survive? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 24, 2009 Dan Dare has sympathy for Mcoy. The loss of icecream is never a fate one should experience. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 24, 2009 (edited) Your profile suggests you could be personality of the year. Edited June 24, 2009 by dwarf Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 24, 2009 Villan extends his sympathy to Mcoy. Villan loves Cornettos and would hate for such a thing to happen to anybody. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 24, 2009 Don't try at do what McCoy does best people. Talking in third person is McCoy's job. You lot fail at it :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 24, 2009 Oh Mcoy please tell me you always speak of yourself in third person. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 24, 2009 Mcoy has assessed the losses from the dreadful freezer war. Mcoy has lost 4 hamburgers a packet of sweetcorn, several frozen to heat up meals. Mcoy will lauch a full retaliation attack of fresh cornettos and other frozen foods backed up with ice support. Mcoys original problem started with power cuts Mcoy is experiencing these several times a day, Mcoy has not found the culprit responsible for this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 24, 2009 I missed Mcoy, and I feel for you. I too have been struck by half open freezer that melted my Magnum Ice cream. Your profile suggests you could be personality of the year. Mcoy has been personality of the year for several years now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 24, 2009 bluey is far better at being brian mcoy than mcoy will ever be. this is why the cornettos melted. they knew. they can sense that kinda stuff. bluey thinks mcoy should deal with it. but doubts he will. *pats mcoy on the shoulder* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 24, 2009 that happened to me before, took us 2 days before we realised the fridge/freezer was fooked :P rest in peace mccoys cornettos :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 24, 2009 Mcoy's BACK! Awwww yeah. That sucks man, you may have lost the battle but the war is not over! Also - bless all the new guys who are like 'what's this guy about' while everyone is like 'this is pretty standard mcoy behaviour'. Awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 24, 2009 Such a tragic loss I'm so sorry to hear of this unfortunate incident Mcoy... I nearly lost a whole tub of Ice-cream today I bought it after work along with some Fanta, Cider and a small bottle of energy drink, the bus was like 10 mins late! usually a 20 min bus ride but took about half an hour. :/ Fortunately it was still pretty solid when I got home, apart from round the edge it was a bit soft, salvagable though. Oh that reminds me... *goes off to make a Fanta + Ice cream Soda!* ^^ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 24, 2009 Mcoy returns!!! Welcome back!! Sorry to hear about your freezer problem though, melted Cornettos ftl... :/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 24, 2009 bluey is far better at being brian mcoy than mcoy will ever be. this is why the cornettos melted. they knew. they can sense that kinda stuff. bluey thinks mcoy should deal with it. but doubts he will. *pats mcoy on the shoulder* If bluey is Mcoy, then Mcoy is bluey. But as stated in the previous sentence, bluey is Mcoy, so Mcoy being bluey is actually Mcoy being Mcoy, thus the quoted statement is false. Anyway, sorry about the freezer problem. I HATE freezers that get turned off by accident. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 25, 2009 Couldn't they be re-frozen? They would never be the same once they go soggyings... they never re-harden. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 25, 2009 Was never a fan of Cornettos myself, too much wafer. Give me a Calippo anyday! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 25, 2009 Was never a fan of Cornettos myself, too much wafer. Give me a Calippo anyday! I prefer a Magnum. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 25, 2009 Was never a fan of Cornettos myself, too much wafer. Give me a Calippo anyday! This man speaks the truth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 25, 2009 I prefer a Magnum. Yes, Magnums are good too! Sad thing is you have to find the right balance for temperature. The adverts would make you believe you need a cold temperature for the chocolate to make that weird cracking noise. However if you ever get it that cold the ice cream inside is hard as a rock. Making the noise impossible. If it's a little warmer the ice cream is more edible but the chocolate is too soft to make the noise. You just can't win. My favourite Magnum was the double one, two layers of choc with caramel inbetween. Sexy. Failing that, the white one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
