Posted June 23, 2009 Make up a movie plot for the post above you. "Against The Grain" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 23, 2009 cole white is a burnt out, has been carptenter is unable to work after a sanding accident cost the life of his father. however, when a group of eco terrorists attempt to use wooden bombs to take down the white house, only one man is fit for the job, a man who can defuse the bombs using his joinery skills. strapping on his tool belt, cole takes up his saw and prepairs to preserve the american dream, even if it means going AGAINST THE GRAIN. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 23, 2009 Hahahah! Love it. Post a new title! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 23, 2009 GIS'ing Cole White brings up an interesting image result. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 23, 2009 " I don't like that title rez" the spiritual sequel to " get that thing away from me or so help me" has yet again pitted dr stone pebble(dwayne " the rock" johnson) against the mighty morphing mutant dinosuar turtle rats. and randomly somewhere in the film an onlooker yells " I don't like that title rez" and the shit got real.. .... So Will I pick a title now or does that not include Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 23, 2009 When young Sarah drops her mother's ring, the only family heirloom she has left to remind her of her deceased family, in the ocean, the rookie aquaphobic lifeguard Josh must overcome his fear of the dangerous element to go out and get it. He will need to go deep - Balls Deep! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 23, 2009 Haha these are great! Remember to make up the title for the next poster though! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 23, 2009 Haha these are great! Remember to make up the title for the next poster though! I thought a winner had to be declared first. Anyway, here's the next one: The Wide Open Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 23, 2009 Two rivalling lesbian pornstars who are in love with the same guy fall into a crevasse together with said guy. At first the two lesbians fight over the guy and because they are business rivals but in the end they realise that only together they will be able to survive and get out of "The Wide Open" rift. New title: Opposing Ice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 23, 2009 Opposing Ice, the new laugh-out-loud romantic comedy starring Renee Zellwegger and..dun, dun! Matthew McConahaiugyyhaghy! When smart and sassy Lorna (Zellwegger)decides to give up on men all together after being cheated one too many times, she could never have expected what an impact the arrival of her brother (Vince Vaughn) and his friends would have when they arrive at the annual family winter retreat in Alaska! When one one of guys, James (McConaheeyeyehyg) tries to warm the frosty heart of Lorna, cue hilarious antics on the ice, such as going abnormally fast down a ski-slope, and running-jokes about Huskies! ROFL New title; It's Alright I'll Come Over When You're Not In Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 24, 2009 It's Alright I'll Come Over When You're Not In bumbeling thief James tear breaks into a house, but upon finding pictures of the owner, he falls madly in love with her. in an attempt to find more out about her, he finds her life is in a ditch, stuck in a dead end job and studying to become an actress he takes upon himself to help her, only without her finding out! next title: panda eyes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 24, 2009 Panda Eyes Over 2000 years ago the chinese warlord Chop Suey finds an ancient scroll that tells about the mysterious Panda Eyes that grant the owner the power to control the will of others by looking funnily at them. Chop Suey hires some Ronin (Jet Li, Jackie Chan, Chow Yun Fat, Ken Watanabe, Jason Statham) to find the Panda Eyes claiming it is an old family treasure. Ten minutes into the movie they overhear a conversation about the true power of the eyes and decide that it's best that nobody will ever be in possession of the power and therefore try to find and destroy it. However another five minutes into the movie Chop Suey finds out about their plan and the longest fight scene of movie history follows. next title: bats in your hair Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 24, 2009 Bats In Your Hair The long awaited spin off from Honey I Shrunk The Kids!, stars Rick Romanis as he is mind controlled into shrinking some bats. The mind controller (revealed at the end of the film to be Dracula) unleashes the bats on a school, willing them to feed on the scalp of the children in the hopes that they would turn into vampires. Unfortunately this doesn't happen, and the majority of the film is about kids with itchy scalps, and them trying to find out the problem. That Sinking Feeling Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 24, 2009 That sinking feeling Greg hart has forgotten his anneversary! In his rush to find a pressent he is duped into buying a shoddy boat by a smooth talking robot. The inevitable comical mishap leads to the death of the entier hear family. Greg makes a blood oath to avenge his fallen clan and begins a one man war against the robot run government. action sci-fi comedy staring alan rickman. next title "dutch courage" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 24, 2009 After years of fighting between the Dutch people and their sworn enemies, the Egyptians, the countries between the two warring super-powers have had enough. The Dutch President realises that the only way to win the war is to send a team of highly trained spies - disguised as the great Pyramid - into the centre of the opposing country. But when they die horribly in a plane accident whilst travelling to Egypt, the President must turn to his only hope - Claudios Aajanbros - and it's going to take all of his DUTCH COURAGE to solve get through this battle! Next Title - Holy Crap, that's not a spider! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 25, 2009 Holy Crap, That's Not A Spider!, the searing new drama from Michael Bay. Oscar-Winners Nicole Kidman and Javier Bardem star as a disenchanted married couple who, after mistaking a deadly scarab beetle for a common house spider, must deal with the loss of their son to said beetle. With unparalelled cgi in the sole scene involving the scarab beetle, watch as the disintegration of a typical marriage in the 1950's is subtley portrayed by Bay shaking the camera. Next title; Tired Of Being Sexy 2: Return of Ms. Uudermeister from The Lizzie McGuire Movie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 25, 2009 (edited) Bjork, Tori Amos and PJ Harvey are three prostitutes that start the movie on a high diving board, naked but for the lovely bikini made from virginia woolf novel that literally stuns people into having sex with them. They are attempting to decide who dives off into the pool beneath them, but because they are just repeating their own song lyrics, none of them can understand each other. The entire film is this exchange atop the diving board. occasionally inflatables glimmer into view; each one a various marvel character. The entire soundtrack is composed by that woman from Mulholland Drive, but sung by that woman from Jurassic Park. As the last lines are exchanged ("if you complain anymore, you'll meet an army of me!" "I don't need much to keep me warm. Don't stop now what you're doing!" "My eyelids are heavy, and the night's wearing on. Your story's familiar, and your innocence is gone") the camera pans down to see the pool that they are afraid of is, actually, full of still bodies, each with cotton wings and halos made from crushed cans, arms open, welcoming. Then, from off-screen comes the final-final line; "I thought I was Estragon?" And curtains close, despite the camera angle/gravity. More Postcards Than Hooks Edited June 25, 2009 by jayseven wrong comma Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 25, 2009 Bjork, Tori Amos and PJ Harvey are three prostitutes that start the movie on a high diving board, naked but for the lovely bikini made from virginia woolf novel that literally stuns people into having sex with them. They are attempting to decide who dives off into the pool beneath them, but because they are just repeating their own song lyrics, none of them can understand each other. The entire film is this exchange atop the diving board. occasionally inflatables glimmer into view; each one a various marvel character. The entire soundtrack is composed by that woman from Mulholland Drive, but sung by that woman from Jurassic Park. As the last lines are exchanged ("if you complain anymore, you'll meet an army of me!" "I don't need much to keep me warm. Don't stop now what you're doing!" "My eyelids are heavy, and the night's wearing on. Your story's familiar, and your innocence is gone") the camera pans down to see the pool that they are afraid of is, actually, full of still bodies, each with cotton wings and halos made from crushed cans, arms open, welcoming. Then, from off-screen comes the final-final line; "I thought I was Estragon?" And curtains close, despite the camera angle/gravity. I started shaking while reading that. I want that film made, but not even because of the trion references. Just the soundtrack composed by Naomi Watts and and sung by Laura Dern. Revealing their talents. *writes all this down* Bear in mind I WILL be making brilliant films about human exchange in the future, and you WILL be seeing them in IMAXs all around the world. *leaves (a note)* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 25, 2009 From the people who brought you Slumdog Millionaire, now comes the next Academy Awards winning title More Postcards Than Hooks Hank works in a factory in Somalia that produces hooks. Business is going well because all the pirates there want to look like their only real idol Captain James Hook. However Frank is unhappy and so he finally decides to persue his dream: postcard photographer. Despite all his friends and family laughing at him, he finally decides to go through with it after the sudden "magical" arrival of a large supply of cameras at the harbour. Luckily he found a coin on the street earlier today so he could actually buy one. He bids all his friends and family farewell and then goes on a long an painful journey to photograph every postcard in the world. next title: Cannonballs of Steel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 3, 2009 cannonballs of steel eric was a mild mannered badger, untill his country went to war. drafted into the battle against the mighty bear army, eric quickly establishes himself as a master cannonerre, and take the head of a rag tag crew, including a hypercative mouse, a pesemistic sparrow a spider as the token black member and a sexaly deranged frog, he leads a heroic and near impossible opperation behind enemy line. to get through, there all gonna need CANNON BALLS OF STEEL! war epic, saving private ryan meets appoclypse now. next film burning love Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 3, 2009 Burning Love A romantic comedy about Johnny Storm from the Fantastic Four. Johnny's love life becomes rather stale when he accidentally incinerates all of his girlfriend when he uncontrollably "flames on" every time he ejaculates. In order to overcome his problem Johnny seeks the help of a sexy female doctor who has some sort of commitment issues or some other crap and some more clichéd crap happens and predictably they end up together and even though it was incredibly clichéd and predictable and very poorly written it will still end up a huge success. New title: What's that coming over the hill? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 3, 2009 What's that coming over the hill? Karen thinks she's a normal teenager, leading a normal life, although being extraordinary beautiful. The only thing she can't quite figure out is, why she's afraid everything Apple. But her whole life changes when Aliens with iGuns abduct her, to take her to their Alien Queen for a beauty contest. The rest of the world does not know what to do or does not care but over the hills the seven dwarfs emerge. Having had 1000 years to prepare for this event they do not only have incredibly long beards that enable them to travel through space but also the most advanced weapons in the universe, which incidently are their usual tools. With this deadly combination they chantingly march into outerspace to rescue Karen, the last decendant of Snowwhite. Next title: Trapped in the wall Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 7, 2009 (edited) This is an average everyday tale of one man's life! Meet joe... He lives in a normal semi detached house accept for one difference he is TRAPPED IN THE WALL Embark on this epic journey as you watch a variety number of people visit joe's house and attempt to get joe out of the wall. Staaring Jack Black as the local fireman, Denis Leary as the Vicar and Ted Danson as the friendly widow... ...with this odd collection of village folk all seems to be going well for joe but that's before things start to CRUMBLE! and cracks begin to appear! Joe: "OH GOD THE WALL...IT'S CAVING IN" *fades to black* Title: She's done it again! Edited July 7, 2009 by Coolness Bears Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
