Posted April 2, 2009 You: hey Stranger: hi Stranger: where u from? You: does it really matter to know my location to have an intellectual conversation? You: i think it does not Stranger: no, it doesn't You: what's your favorite pokeyman? Stranger: pikachu? You: typical response You: i'm rather fond of cubone Stranger: err Stranger: i'm not really into pokemon Stranger: i was when i was like.. 7 Stranger: and hey, that's really an intellectual conversation! You: it is Stranger: how old are you? You: pokeymans are serious bizniz yo You: 20 Stranger: oh yes they are You: i'm bored Stranger: i see Stranger: share a secret You: how old are you? Stranger: something you are deeply ashamed of Stranger: 17 You: i once accidentily the whole bottle Stranger: whole bottle of what? You: beer Stranger: like.. the glass bottle? Stranger: you ate it? You: the whole thing Stranger: oh thats attractive.. You: do you have anything similar to share? Stranger: i once masturbated with vegetables Stranger: a zucchini You: wait a sec, i need to picture this You: i assume you're a girl? Stranger: i am You: cool You: did you eat the zucchini later? Stranger: nooo, ew You: haha Stranger: didn't feel good either You: why is that? Stranger: i don't know, that was food.. and i was sticking it up in my vagina Stranger: felt weird Holy shit. :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: obina You: On a dark desert high way You: cool wind in my hair Didn't even get to the chorus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: This is Debbie from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities. You: OMG You: How did you know You: Please don't kill me Stranger: This is automated response. Your messages will be sent to the HQ. Stranger: This is automated response. Your messages will be sent to the HQ. You: ARRRGH Stranger: This is automated response. Your messages will be sent to the HQ. You: that's it, I need to get out of here Epicana. Mine: Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Abra uses teleport You have disconnected. Epicigina. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey, what's up? You: Hey, do you know where I could get some pop tarts round here? Stranger: In the pantry You: oh thanks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2009 Stranger: would you like to buy a sword? You: Ah, I'll buy it at a high price! You: unless you're offering me a pork sword, in which I'll politely decline Stranger: what is a pork sword? my english is bad You: pork sword = trouser snake Stranger: not yet You: ok it equals as of now! Stranger: ok, ok! You: so what type of sword is for sale? Stranger: but tell me, wanna buy a sword? it's a king sword, to fight dragons an stuff You: I shall buy it from 50 rupees!! Stranger: bye Pork sword joke was wasted on someone who can't speak English.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: a fork in the road, two identical paths, which one do you take Stranger: right You: thanks You: *walks away* Stranger: no problem You have disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: izah? You: no dave You: izah is over there Stranger: aah Stranger: ok! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: sup Stranger: do you like men? You: yes. You: and sometimes women. You: mainly squirrels though. Stranger: i like dressing like a woman You: ROKHED?!!! You: is it really you?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2009 Haha reading this thread has made me laugh! Woah that was fun just had my first go... lasted about 10 seconds! Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey its me Stranger: tom hanks You: hey tom hanks You: I'm a cat Stranger: oh shit Stranger: a typing cat Stranger: really? You: soon we will take over the world then you'll be sorry! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: sup Stranger: do you like men? You: yes. You: and sometimes women. You: mainly squirrels though. Stranger: i like dressing like a woman You: ROKHED?!!! You: is it really you?! I literally shouted a laugh then.. The house is dead quiet, everyone must have heard me. xD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: ha that was hilarious, did you see it? Stranger: yup Stranger: laughing my ass of atm You: i wonder how he'll hide the body Stranger: probably disolve it in acid Stranger: thats what i'd do! You: yeah but the smell is awful You: i've found keeping it simple is best You: find a nice lake or slow moving river You: get a boat, take a picnic, you know, make a day of it You: hey, maybe we could go together Stranger: really?!? You: yeah? You: what do you like on your bread? Stranger: yams You: oh, makes me gassy Stranger: can i smell it You: you....you into that kinda thing You: ? Stranger: yes You: ... You: could it be that i've found someone You: someone to hold me You: some to tell me i'm pretty Your conversational partner has disconnected. You cry Ha, i'm having to much fun with this. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: fancy some dirty talk/virtual mutual masturbation? You: sure, but i've never done it with a computer before Stranger: do it with me baby Stranger: m / f You: m Stranger: hard? You: nah im a bit of a push over You: you? Stranger: hard as a rock Your conversational partner has disconnected. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2009 Does anyone know Polish? You: hey Stranger: czesc You: what does that mean? Stranger: nie wiem Stranger: co to znaczy? You: what language are you typing? Stranger: po polsku You: polish? Stranger: tak You: i like pole dancers Stranger: ze co? You: yeah Stranger: kurwa You: i think so too Stranger: a huj ci w dupe You: so what do you think about the economic crisis? Stranger: sranie w banie caly ten kryzys You: what did you just say about my mom?! Stranger: nie rozumiem Stranger: pisz, kurwa, normalnie You: does "pisz" mean piss, urine? Stranger: ja pierdole You: cool Stranger: pisz po polsku You: bye mister pole man You have disconnected. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2009 This is fantastic You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Don´t mind if I do Stranger: I don't indeed You: Sweet Stranger: what would you do? You: you Stranger: straight to business. that's good You: Let me just insert it inside You: Keep it in for a minute You: AAAAAAAAnnnd were done Stranger: only a minute? I wanted a bit longer You: Your temperture is 37 degrees on celsius your fine Stranger: yay, no fever You have disconnected. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2009 Had to screen grab this for full effect. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2009 Stranger: THEY ARE FIRE AT US!! Stranger: RETURN WITH GUN Stranger: IM HIT!!1 You: OH NOES Stranger: TELL WIFE I AM LOVE HER Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2009 Stranger: Hello! Are you making babies and are from London? You: yes! Stranger: YEEES! You: YEEEEEEAAAAH Stranger: YYAAAAAAAAY!! Stranger: I LOVE YOU!!! You: WOOOOOOHYEEEAAAAAH Stranger: WHOHOOOOOYEYEYEYYYE! You: I LOVE YOU TOOO You: CAPS LOOOOOOOOOOCK Stranger: YOU ARE MY FAVOURITE TURTLE, 2PAC! Stranger: HELL YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAH! You: WOOO Stranger: CAPSLÅCK Stranger: ÅÄÖ Stranger: WHOHOOOOOOOOO! Stranger: I LIKE BUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: YOUR MOM IS AWESOME IN THE SACK Stranger: I KNOW!!!!! Stranger: YOURS TOO! Stranger: YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAH! You: MY MOMS DEAD YOU INSENSITIVE PRICK Stranger: HAHAHAHAH YEEEEEAAAAAH! Stranger: MINE TOO!!!!!!!!! You: BUT YOURE RIGHT You: WOOOO Stranger: I LIKE BIG CATS AND I CAN NOT LIE!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: WHOHOOOOOOOO! You: I PREFER DOGS Stranger: YOU ARE NIGGER! WHOHOOOOOO! You: IM AN ESKIMO Stranger: I AM FROM SATURNUS!!!!!! You: BUT I FIND THAT TERM OFFENSIVE You: SO CALL ME INUIT Stranger: WHYYYYYYYYY???!!! You: 42 Stranger: ESKIMO!!!! You: NOOOO Stranger: YEEEEEEAAAAAH! You: YOU HURT MY FEELINGS Stranger: I AM SOOOOO INLOVE WITH YOUA! You: I ONCE ACCIDENTILY THE WHOLE BOTTLE Stranger: I LIKE B! BBBBBBBBBBBBBBB You: BBBBBB You: MUDKIPZ Stranger: DO YOU LIKE TO EAT KIDS? Stranger: MUDKIPZKIDS You: IS THAT A TRICK QUESTION Stranger: YES IT IS NOT!!!! You: ARE YOU THAT HANSEN GUY FROM AMERICAN TV You: I WILL NOT A SEAT OVER THERE Stranger: NOOOOO MY NAME IS KARL-CHRIS You: KC Stranger: I LOOOOOOVE YOU! You: DO THE HIP KIDZ CALL ZOU KC? Stranger: KFC!!!!!!!!! Stranger: YEEEEEEAAAAH! You: WOO Stranger: ITS TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: I USED TO FUCK MY DOG, BUT NOT ANYMORE!!!!!!!! You: IS IT BECAUSE HES DEAD? Stranger: YEEEEEEES You: THEN WHY STOP? Stranger: I GOT TOOOO GOOOO NOW!!!! Stranger: You: OKAAAY Stranger: Stranger: I WILL MISS YOU STRANGER! You: GOODBYE MY FRIEND Stranger: LOVE YOU! ;( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2009 Ha echo, that guy contacted me as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2009 (edited) Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: sup Stranger: do you like men? You: yes. You: and sometimes women. You: mainly squirrels though. Stranger: i like dressing like a woman You: ROKHED?!!! You: is it really you?! Hahahahahhahaha. I laughed so much that I turned inside out. This reminds me of that time where C-Eers used to invite randomers into MSN conversations and just...harass them. Somebody even posted someone else's email address on here (someone who had wronged them) and the hilarity ensued. I'ma give this a try. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: THERE'S A SNAAAAAAKE IN MY BOOOOT! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Edited April 2, 2009 by Fierce_LiNk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2009 (edited) Mine: Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Abra uses teleport You have disconnected. This is gold. I shall now do mine. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello Cutie Pie Stranger: HUI KAMALA HOMO You: One of us is in DEEP trouble Stranger: wtf ;D You: I'm a cop you idiot! You: I'm detective John Kimble. Stranger: sure Your conversational partner has disconnected. Edited April 2, 2009 by EEVILMURRAY Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2009 Here's mine Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hello Stranger: where you from? You: south wales, uk Stranger: o im in the US You: what part Stranger: Pennsylvania Stranger: near New York You: lovely, nice weather Stranger: yea its great today Stranger: so you watch soccer? F1? You: soccor, nba mainly Stranger: oo Stranger: football i should say You: do watch the occasional f1 race Stranger: awesome! You: u Stranger: i was born in Albania so i grew up on soccer and F1 Stranger: you watch top gear You: i do yes You: do u Stranger: yes Stranger: i love it You: clarkson rocks Stranger: yes he does Stranger: such a good show You: tis a good show, ur best episode Stranger: huh? You: best top gear episode??, specials?? Stranger: dont really have a favorite episode Stranger: actually Stranger: going to vietnam was great Stranger: male? You: yes i am Stranger: same Stranger: how are thinks over there? You: good weather etc, good stuff realy Stranger: awesome man Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hey You: The car is here. Your conversational partner has disconnected. I'm just waiting to see who replies to this. No one yet. Oh shit I think some guy from Brazil is trying to chat me up. To be fair, I told him my name was Fori Anus. This is hilariosu though. Cruel but funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2009 Everything I said here is an Arnie quote. I'm surprised they didn't pick up on any of them. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hello You: Could I speak to the drug dealer of the house please? Stranger: Of course.. You: Good You: What's in the two week package? Stranger: mm... Not sure.. Stranger: what do u need? You: C'maahn, don't bullshit me You: I'm not interested in Saturn, I said Mahrs. You: I want to know what's going on and I want to know right now! Stranger: okay okay wait a second! You: One of us is in DEEP trouble. Stranger: well, to be honest the dealer isn't home right now.. Stranger: ye, i guess it's Me.. You: You expect me to believe you? You: You know you're lying Stranger: yes i expect that u believe me! Stranger: u can trust me.. You: Tell me the truth, you owe me that much You: Now you give me the names of your drug suppliers and distributors, and I'll tell the judge what a nice cooperative killer you are Stranger: oh please don't! Stranger: i can't give u the names You: Eh, I'm a police officer You: So don't give me that crap! Stranger: oh, ur a police officer! Stranger: well then, how can i help u today? You: Excuse me I have a few more questions if you don't mind. You: Who is your daddy, and what does he do? Stranger: hmm.. okay.. Stranger: Daddy? You: Correct Stranger: welll... He... He is.. My mum's husband! You: YOU LIE! Stranger: oh fuck. You: I don't like you using foul language You: I've got news for you, you are mine now, YOU BELONG TO ME. Stranger: okay okay... are u sure? You: Yes. Stranger: then... i just have to go! Sorry! You: C'mon baby, you know you're the girl of my dreams You: Let me talk to your mother Stranger: oh hell no. You: Why not? You: Get your mother please. Stranger: baceause i said no. Stranger: because* You: Stop whining You: Just do what I tell you You: Get your ass to Mahs Stranger: but as nice as it is to talk with You, i will go no to Mash. Stranger: So byebye! You: I said Mahs Your conversational partner has disconnected. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2009 Stranger: Mmhmm. You: are you brazilian Stranger: No. You: then what are you Stranger: Hehe. Stranger: English. You: im belgian Stranger: Nice. You: but this site is full of brazilians Stranger: I've noticed. Stranger: They're taking over. You: i wonder why Stranger: Still, if they're Brazilian chicks it's okay. Stranger: 6 out of ten have a nice ass. You: unless they're trannies Stranger: Lol yeah Stranger: Hey you ever read "A People's History of the United States"? You: no, but it rings a bell somehow Stranger: Stranger: I need a chapter summary Stranger: Can't find one anywhere You: can't you just read the book? Stranger: Not in an hour, no :/ You: ooh, should've done your homework Stranger: Lol yep Stranger: Well I gotta find someone who has read it - nice talking to you You: good luck finding someone here Stranger: Thanks You: you'll only find brazilians Stranger: Lol probably Your conversational partner has disconnected. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2009 damn im no good at this.. i seem to always end having a good discussion with them Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2009 You: I love tents Stranger: why You: they are my home Stranger: you live in a tent You: yes You: I thought everyone did Stranger: no You: oh ok. You: I'll stop living in a tent Stranger: where do you live You: in a tent Your conversational partner has disconnected. When did I turn into the crazy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi You: hey Stranger: how are you? You: i'm good You: can you smell my turd You: ??? Stranger: mother fucker Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: whad up g Stranger: from? You: the park Stranger: brazilllllllllllllll Stranger: ???????????/ You: do you know blanka Stranger: what the fuck? You: green, orange hair... likes to fight You: loves to fight Stranger: restler? Stranger: w Stranger: i find u and kill People give up far too quickly Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
