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Well I've been talking to my friends about this recently. Basically all straight guys have at least one man crush (I have a few), any man that doesn't is in denial. So basically this is the thread for you to post your mancrushes. (Not sure how it works for women and gay guys. If you have womancrushes then feel free to post them.) Oh and just post small photos please (or spoiler them). Don't want to make this littered with pictures.

 

My theory on man crushes is that they have to be really manly in some way. It could possibly be a feeling of admiration, similar to the respect for the alpha male. Anyway here's two of mine.

 

Sean Connery

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It's just for the voice. I have this thing for manly, male voices.

 

Teal'c

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He just has one of those muscular bodies that doesn't look grotesquely muscular.

 

So come on people, share your mancrushes and explain why they are so.

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oooh same sex crushes, interesting. I love all different kinds of men, but where women are concerned...

 

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I'm sure you can see the similarities. Ladies that can work short hair are awesome :awesome:

 

And girls with extreme hair colours too! =)

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I'd say gay men can have mancrushes. At least, understanding the concept of mancrushes as an unsexual attraction to another male. Thus a gay man could have a mancrush on a male celebrity but have no real wish to sleep with them.

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Pink? R_A you have poor taste in women.

 

Good job I'm not an active lesbian then, isn't it?! :blank:

 

My haircut was based on Sarah's hair. I just loves how she's really adventurous with her hair. <3

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One of my best mates, has a huge man-crush on Zac Efron. So Moogle, I'd say the "has to be manly" thing is totally wrong. Efron is hardly the manly type.

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I dunno how this works for me; for example I love Eva Longoria, but would i want to go near her tuna taco? ..........no.

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I have a big crush on Martin O'Neill.

 

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He may be in his 50's, but no fan of Leicester City, Celtic or Aston Villa would say no if they were offered. :smile:

 

 

 

Seriously, though (Not that I wasn't actually being before.), Fernando Torres is on my unseen list of "Men who are actually good looking.", his youthful looks (hence the nickname "El Nino" [The Kid]) and that he's a world-class footballer with the sort of body a woman would want their man to have. Can't really go wrong with him.

 

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There's also former-Villa player Olof Mellberg. Big, tough, gruff Swedish viking. Looks like the sort of person you shouldn't mess with.

 

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Christian Bale

 

the man is just awesome.

and yeah, NPH is a rudeboy. Him too (though probably in character as Barney)

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I think I have a serious womancrush on Gillian Anderson, haha. Especially in the X-Files, she just looks so gorgeous, especially when her hair is shorter. Mmmm.

 

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Same goes for David Duchovny, but since he's a man (and me being a womannn), I can't post him in this thread. =P

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Basically, this thread is a vehicle to express the bisexuality that resides within the hearts of everyone involved?

 

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NEIL PATRICK HARRIS! :grin:

 

 

 

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BOW TO YOUR NEW GOD! :bowdown:

 

Every night I lie awake

With sorrow in my chest.

I think of NPH and wonder

Is he getting rest?

Does he know each second

He's only second best?

Tossing in his bed

What's he wearing? Dread?

 

I'm better.

Better than Neil

In so many ways

It's almost unreal.

Oh, sure he can sing

And piggies can squeal.

It's not a big deal.

I'm better.

 

So he was on Broadway

While I was on the soaps.

Who's got the high score

On Ninja Ropes?

Who's got a bullet-proof car like the Pope's?

Look at Neil mackin'

So sad he's so lackin'.

 

He makes seven figures

And gets Emmy nods.

I make seven layer

Bean dip of the Gods.

I'm also in Halo 3

What are the odds?

Now my ears are ringin'

'Cause all the girls are singin'

 

I'm better.

Better than Neil

At so many things

It's hard to conceal.

Oh, sure he does magic.

Magic's not real.

How dumb do you feel?

I'm better.

 

Neil played a kid doctor.

Well, so did I, Dude.

But I was much younger

And totally nude.

Neil kept that white coat on

Great, Doctor prude.

Look there Felicia goes

Another deal you couldn't close, yeah.

 

I wink at a woman.

She needs a dring - stat!

She knows I get everything

I’m aiming at.

Except for the Pope car

I lied about that.

At least I'm not prone

To singing alone.

 

Look at his smallness

Compated to my tallness.

My porcelin doll-ness.

My port-in-a-squallness.

My kids-in-the-hallness.

My Pink-Floyd's-"The Wall"ness.

My three parts of gaulness.

My just all-in-allness.

My wonderful me-ness.

My hammer - the people can tell

That I'm awfully swell

While Neil has a weird smell

I’m just saying: Purell.

 

I’m better.

Better than Neil

At –Where do I start?

Romantic appeal.

We both went for Penny

And who copped a feel?

The true man of steel

I’m better than Neil.

 

Yeah Yeah Yeah

I’m better than Neil.

Just jumped off a moving

Automobile.

He plays with his phone

While tires they squeal

It's my scene to steal.

I’m better than Neil.

 

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Mancrushes are basically men you want to be. I'd include Draper from Mad Men (as I'm sure Dan would) and House from, er, House...

 

Oh, and Dean from Supernatural! He knows how to rock out to Eye of the Tiger.

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Kiefer Sutherland
Sean Bean - Sexy voice

Excellent choices!

 

 

First that comes to mind is Scarlett

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After seeing him on the US version of Whose Line Is It Anyway, Wayne Brady is my new-found love!

 

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I think I have a serious womancrush on Gillian Anderson, haha. Especially in the X-Files, she just looks so gorgeous, especially when her hair is shorter. Mmmm.

 

Good choice, missy!

 

I was going to make a comment about you claiming to be a woman, but I'm too much of a gentleman to be so mean. Plus Flinky would ban me...

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