Posted September 23, 2008 Alabama welcomes Homosexuals. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 23, 2008 If you are reading this sign, you've missed your destination. Turn around. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 23, 2008 This is a sign. It is designed to inform you about all kinds of situations, from road-works to speed limits. Have a nice day. Also, massive drop ahead, death is highly probable Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 23, 2008 This is a sign. It is designed to inform you about all kinds of situations, from road-works to speed limits. Have a nice day. Also, massive drop ahead, death is highly probable Massive LOLs! Seriously, this has to win! :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 23, 2008 Massive LOLs! Seriously, this has to win! :p It's very similar to the "sharp edges" sign. Too bad we can't post images, though. I have plenty of good real-life signs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 24, 2008 Hidden Valley → My friend actually saw this sign... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 24, 2008 Hidden Valley → My friend actually saw this sign... Kind of like the signs for the Secret Nuclear Bunker in Kelvedon Hatch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 24, 2008 Welcome to Burmingham. Shoplifters will be encouraged. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 24, 2008 500 yards to the next sign. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 24, 2008 "Stop throwing cigarette butts on the ground, our cockroaches are getting cancer." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 24, 2008 We are watching you. Please take your hand out of your pants. Ooh, I'm gonna have to give the gold medal to this one. Your witness! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 25, 2008 Me-sa win? Things you wouldn't say at a job interview Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 25, 2008 "Sorry I'm wearing a paper bag, but I shat myself on my way here. What's your pension scheme like?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 25, 2008 "When can I get started on the secretary?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 25, 2008 "I'm applying for the position of suicide bomber. What's your pension scheme like?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 25, 2008 "Hello, my name is Gary Glitter, and I've come for the job in the kindergarten." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 27, 2008 "Sorry I'm wearing a paper bag, but I shat myself on my way here. What's your pension scheme like?" I declare this the winner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 27, 2008 Nice. Things you do not want to hear a teacher say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 27, 2008 "Okay, let's start today with practical sexual education, today, we're going to teach the boys about homosexual intercourse!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 27, 2008 You've been a bad boy, u must get it from you father. *wink wink* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 27, 2008 "Today, we're gonna learn about the inner structure of the penis. Peter, would you fetch a knife from the school kitchen?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 28, 2008 Now lads after every PE lesson you need to shower. Come on, I'll show you how to wash yourself thoroughly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 28, 2008 "The bad news is that we can't find the sex-ed video in the teachers lounge - the good news is that I brought this one in I made at home." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 28, 2008 Now lads after every PE lesson you need to shower. Come on, I'll show you how to wash yourself thoroughly. My secondary school's ex-assistant head actually did this. I kid you not. And now, my entry: "Don't worry about it, this course is piss-easy, any idiot can wing it." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
