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Well, I think it's time to pick a winner.

 

And the winner is...

 

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Congratulation you have won the grand prize! 1 million *cough*Zimbabwe*cough* dollars!

 

Our Nicelandic contestant takes the ultimate prize!

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Alrighty, let´s give it a go:

 

Strange things to mention while being stuck in an elevator

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Looks like we are going to be here a long time, fancy a game of I-Spy, Hide and seek or Tag

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"This is the first time I've been left alone with somebody since I went into prison for homicide."

 

"Hello my name's James Blunt."

 

 

:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:

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"Hello my name's James Blunt."

 

There you have it, the winner.

Pat yourself on the back and receive your complimentary price.

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"I read a report in the paper the other day that these are the most frequently breaking down elavators in the country."

 

(I actually used to say this all the time Heh heh)

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"You look like a girl I raped once."

 

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"Do you have any kids? Im very interested in kids."

 

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"My last relationship ended very badly. I honestly didn't think it was that steep-a drop."

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"What, you don't think a Reuben sandwich is a fancy dinner? Man, you have high standards - the girls I was with the other nights didn't complain!"

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