Posted June 10, 2011 Wayne Rooney.. the poster child for Darwin's Theory Of Evolution Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 10, 2011 Wayne Rooney.. the poster child for Darwin's Theory Of Evolution You haven't watched the show, have you? You need to make a headline from words beginning with the letters underneath the picture. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 10, 2011 You haven't watched the show, have you? You need to make a headline from words beginning with the letters underneath the picture. Ah I see. I didn't think ye'd have changed it around sorry I just looked at the Pic. Thread mixup doesn't matter, wasn't happy with my effort anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 17, 2011 No more entries? I would have gone for Two Apes Rutting....Cocks, but that's just me. Props to MCJ, Cube and ReZ, I reckon I'm going to go for ReZ as Winnaaaaaaar! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 17, 2011 Sweeeeeet. SPECIAL OFFERS YOU WOULDN'T SEE AT A SUPERMARKET Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 17, 2011 Special Offer: Free Bacon with every purchase of Halal Meat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 17, 2011 Free razor blades with every picnmix Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 20, 2011 Free pregnancy test with every pack of ASDA own brand condoms! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 22, 2011 "Little bit of coffee for 10 cent. Only a little bit though. And no water. You may have some salt." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 22, 2011 Free pregnancy test with every pack of ASDA own brand condoms! WINRAR FTW. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 23, 2011 20% off crap you don't need... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 23, 2011 My turn; Things you shouldn't hear in your local Chinese takeaway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 23, 2011 (In before cream of sumyungai) ------------- Errrmmm...number 44, sweet and sour please. Chicken or dog meat? Pork plea....wait, dog meat? .......I said pork meat.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 23, 2011 lol I can't think of one but I'm reminded of when my brother and my dad went to a chinese-owned chip shop... At the time my brother had a big bandage around his finger because he sliced a bit of it off in an accident... When the man at the counter passed over the chips he asked if they wanted salt & vinegar but obviously with a heavy chinese accent so it just sounded like 'sol vinger?' to which my brother muttered to my dad 'oh how did he know about my finger' (sore finger?) End. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 23, 2011 "That'll be £5 for one bag of prawn crackers" *shudders* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 24, 2011 lol I can't think of one but I'm reminded of when my brother and my dad went to a chinese-owned chip shop... At the time my brother had a big bandage around his finger because he sliced a bit of it off in an accident... When the man at the counter passed over the chips he asked if they wanted salt & vinegar but obviously with a heavy chinese accent so it just sounded like 'sol vinger?' to which my brother muttered to my dad 'oh how did he know about my finger' (sore finger?) End. Lulz! There was a Chinese-owned chip shop in my old town. When they asked that it really was rather amusing. "Jywa sal an vinger widdat?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 24, 2011 "Wuda yuu lika de Pekin Dak, or de Ai PeiPeikin Dak?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 24, 2011 Ells is the only one I can understand so wins by default. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 24, 2011 Sweet! Erm, not sure how well this one will go but considering I'm leaving uni and going home how about: Things you shouldn't say to your landlord the day you are leaving Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 24, 2011 ...and be careful with the downstairs toilet, some nasty shit happened in there about six months ago and nobody has dared to go near it since. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 24, 2011 ...and be careful with the downstairs toilet, some nasty shit happened in there about six months ago and nobody has dared to go near it since. It's funny because it was true for the downstairs toilet in the first year we had our house! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
