Posted April 23, 2011 Pope Apparition Threatens Students! lol sorry Goafer :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 23, 2011 Just in case my edit ends up getting lost: "Pope against the Sheen" Spearheaded by the pope, the new Charlie Sheen intervention force steps in to save Sheen from himself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2011 P.A.T.S Shall we give funny headlines a go? Paedophile auction turns sour. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2011 Pope Assists Terrorist Suspects. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2011 new contenders. I hereby retract the Goafer win and will announce a winner tomorrow - if that's fair? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 14, 2011 Mad Monkey wins because the pope is a paedophile Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 14, 2011 Cool, I never usually win at anything. so I suppose I set one now then, right. Here you go, picture and initials again. C.R.A.P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 14, 2011 Cameron Resists Acknowledging the Poor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 14, 2011 Chav Redirects Ammo from Penis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 14, 2011 Crabs Retaliation At PrimeMinister Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 15, 2011 Chavs Rally Against Prick. We have a winner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 16, 2011 Awkward things to say at a wedding/best man's speech (or father of bride/groom's speech if you prefer) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 16, 2011 My father in-law said at my wedding: They met at my sons fruit and veg stall, not sure if their was any passion fruit there because they have had two kids now . Cringe worthy. Oh and when my mate got married his brother was best man. His speech was: I heard the best man speech should never take longer than it takes the groom to have sex. So thank you all for coming and good night. And then he sat down Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 16, 2011 Here's to a fantastic sex life between the bride and groom. I've experienced both of them and simply can not decide who was better. To the both of you: you're bloody fantastic in bed. Have fun tonight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 16, 2011 It's nice to see the bridesmaids seated in the order I'd do them... Sorry tubby, it's reverse order. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 17, 2011 "I don't." "I have a funny story about the groom, or should I say, the other bride." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 18, 2011 Father's speech: "It makes me so proud, not every father gets to see both his son and daughter married on the same day......what? You didn't know?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 6, 2011 Father's speech: "It makes me so proud, not every father gets to see both his son and daughter married on the same day......what? You didn't know?" You is teh winrars! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 6, 2011 Thank you kindly squire. T. A. R. C. Feel free to add a letter if needs be. Rules can be bent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
