Posted June 13, 2008 I've never had those Oh really? Take a closer look. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 13, 2008 Imagine the splashback! X_X Probably used a funnel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 13, 2008 And Murray, Letty is no bucket... I bet it's a massive axe wound. I seriously thought you would top the jar up THEN empty it. So did I, because knocking one off into a jar then cleaning it right after? Fucks sake just use some tissue. Imagine the splashback! X_X Ah, now that would depend on the consistency. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 13, 2008 I read on for teh lulz Seriously, why didnt you just fill it up for great practical joke purposes? Like tip it in a cars exhaust pipe when its parked on a hill so it'l drip down and clog it? It'd make an awesome youtube video Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 13, 2008 Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think he probably washes it out after usage. I think the reason why we all know about the jar was that after a session Jordan washed it with mega-hot water and it turned all gloopy/tarry/sticky and he told someone on the forum about it. Obviously, they posted the msn convo. Or at least that's how it went in my head. Shame we can't consult xsorbit for the truth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 13, 2008 Semen in a jar + hot water = sticky tarry stuff. Good to know. (Lol, when typing this I accidentally typed semin) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 13, 2008 (Lol, when typing this I accidentally typed semin) Semin: The X-Rated Pikmin Sequel! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 13, 2008 I bet it's a massive axe wound. ROFL. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 13, 2008 Semin: The X-Rated Pikmin Sequel! Join Captian Japseye, when his space ship crash lands on a strange world inhabitted by small creatures called Semin. Captain Japseye must repair his ship, at first he decides it is not a problem - the important pieces of the ship that came off are all salvaged and in good condition, however he unfortunately does not have the tools needed to attach them back on. Captain Japseye must come up with a way to manipulate the Semins until they ejaculate, using the sticky residue as a highly adhesive bonding agent to afix his space craft back together. Semintm utilises the Nintendo Wiis unique features - Use motion controls to excite the Semin into unloading their hot sticky wad. - Download episodic content and techniques from Wii Connect 24 - Use the DS to Wii connectivity and stroke and poke your way to entertainment using the DS touch screen. - The Wii remotes built in speaker provides realistic sounds - Play with your friends and excite the Semin together! Semin will be released on September 22nd, look out for more updates only on N-Europe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 13, 2008 Put the trash in the trash can, I can't stress that enough people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 13, 2008 Semen in a jar + hot water = sticky tarry stuff. Good to know. (Lol, when typing this I accidentally typed semin) It's the secret ingredient pentapeptides used in Olay Regenerist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 13, 2008 It's the secret ingredient pentapeptides used in Olay Regenerist. Hahahah! That advert cracks me up. "Hi I did the make up on Sex and the City. I found out about this new bullshit scieince thing called Pentipilisis, which women will think sounds complicated and so must work, and its amazing I couldnt do my work without it now." Pentapeptides, what the fucking fuck. People who believe that are thick as shit, and thats the sweet truth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 13, 2008 Nah, Dante just really hates me for seemingly no reason. Ah well. Seemingly no reason! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 13, 2008 I've never had a wank before. What's it like? I've always had the impression it's like the cork popping out of a bottle of champagne with a rainbow flowing out after. disclamer, i have had many many "wanks" before. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 13, 2008 I'm removing this post due to the fact I got rather contradictory. All I'l say is Dante, cool it down a bit okay? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 13, 2008 Suddenly the green stuff in ReZ's sig becomes clear Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 13, 2008 Suddenly the green stuff in ReZ's sig becomes clear Radioactive semen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 14, 2008 It's the secret ingredient pentapeptides used in Olay Regenerist. Lol at pentapeptides, what are five amino acids joined together going to do that'll be fundamentally different to four or six? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 14, 2008 Lol at pentapeptides, what are five amino acids joined together going to do that'll be fundamentally different to four or six? Its all well and good talking about clusters of amino acids, but we are talking about Pentapeptides, hmmmkay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 14, 2008 Its all well and good talking about clusters of amino acids, but we are talking about Pentapeptides, hmmmkay. Some people just don't understand the amazing anti-ageing properties of pentapeptides. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 14, 2008 Some people just don't understand the amazing anti-ageing properties of pentapeptides. Don't bash the pentapeptides, I'm really 40! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
