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MoogleViper, April 22, 2008 in General Chit Chat
"Nvidia's new physx engine reportedly caused desynchronisation problems in the testing phase of the upcoming "Farcry 1900". At the time of writing Nvidia has made no official statement about the issue."
Shiiii- Sorry, guys
Quite a few good entries, but...
When attempting to bring video game tracks into real life, the American Racing Association probably shouldn't have started with Rainbow Road.
...this one takes it.
I'll use one of @Goafer's pictures from the photography thread. Hope he doesn't mind.
"Slender man enjoys a quiet walk with a friend"
"The only surviving photograph of the inventors of the Penny Farthing together."
"Fancy a short walk to the shop?"
In local news, 2 Mafia goons were released earlier today after serving a 10 year stretch at the big house.
"And then I said to her: 'Who's your daddy longlegs?'"
“Hmm, freshmen seem to get shorter every year.”
Sorry I'm late. Dannyboy is teh winrar.
"This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to beef up."
Looks like they tried to.... double the steaks!
Imagine the cook’s surprise after the steak sneezed back at him after adding the pepper.
An Introduction : Two men meat.
I actually thought it was a heart cut in two.
During a zombie invasion you do anything to survive, even using a meat-shield is fair game.
I'll have to give this one to @The Peeps and his puntastic entry.
Ready, set, caption!
With still 1 hour and 20 minutes to go, she’s definitely not cut out for a 9-to-5 job.
"The potential acquisition of Shiny Jangly Keys Ltd had fallen through, and Morag was not happy"
Any more entries?
This is a really hard one.
A little over half past three, when most co-workers have gone home, that’s usually when Ivana reflects on her life.
“I used to be so carefree in my childhood.. Not a single worry”, she thinks.
“Now look at me. Stuck in this drab office job, with no prospects of a better career.. My husband left me for a younger woman, leaving me to raise my drug addict of a daughter alone. She won’t even talk to me anymore.. I struggle to pay my mortgage and my bills. Why do I even go on? It would be so much easier to end it all..”
Quarter to four.. That’s usually when the sobbing starts. And when the sobbing starts, that’s when the happy pills come out of her desk.. The question each day is, “does she only take one, or does she take the whole bottle?”