Posted March 24, 2008 At the weekend I won a dinosaur egg where you put water in, and then you leave it there for 24 hours + and it doubles in size. About half an hour ago I poured the water into a glass that was on my desk, and took the dinosaur out. About 2 minutes ago I absent mindedly drank some of the water. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 24, 2008 I ran into a lamp post while drink and snapped my front tooth in half a few year back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 24, 2008 I walked into a lamppost and i wasn't drunk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 24, 2008 I went over the handlebars on my bicycle knocking out my two front teeth thinking something about braking just before hitting a car. Brakes locked and over I went. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 24, 2008 I was cycling one time and cycled into a lamp post >_> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 24, 2008 Story of my life. I am one of those people that other people describe as "blond". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 24, 2008 I walked naked trough a bowling hall and it´s on a video :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 24, 2008 I went over the handlebars on my bicycle knocking out my two front teeth thinking something about braking just before hitting a car. Brakes locked and over I went. I did that and landed on my elbow. I'm an unbelievable klutz. Its scary.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 24, 2008 Walked into lamp post while trying to open sandwich. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 24, 2008 Lamp posts are out to get humans. Fact. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 24, 2008 I didn't brush my teeth for 3 years... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 24, 2008 Almost got ran over. Twice. In the same day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 24, 2008 I couldn't think of one untill someone mentioned a bike. So here is my bike story. I was crossing the local leisure centre on my bike and decided to try a jump someone had made out of mud. Well what did happen was i came full speed from the top of a hill, cleared the gap between the two jumps, landed, couldn't turn for some reason and hit a thick wooden post head on with my front tire. Consequently my bike flipped forward launching me over the pole while ripping my chest quite badly on a pointy bit on top. Well thats my dumb thing. I broke my bikes frame doing that aswell Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 24, 2008 I did that and landed on my elbow. I'm an unbelievable klutz. Its scary.. Well I landed on my face. The ground is out to get me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 24, 2008 I didn't brush my teeth for 3 years... I hope that was a joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 24, 2008 Well I landed on my face. The ground is out to get me. Face was next! XD My elbow swelled up twice the size it should be and was purple for weeks I don't own a bike anymore thankfully Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 24, 2008 Face was next! XD My elbow swelled up twice the size it should be and was purple for weeks I don't own a bike anymore thankfully I had to have stitching on the inside of my mouth and quite a bit outside. I just rememberd I've done it twice. I was going down a hill, I was partially afriad of bikes but I did it anyway. It was wet, luckily there was a massive rose bush/thorn bush in the way otherwise I would have gone down the side of a small vertical hill. I take it back, the ground is there to protect, bikes are out to get me. I am now really afraid of riding bikes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 24, 2008 I feel off a jetty and into a river, I wasn't drunk. Got a massive cut up my arm and still have the scar today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 24, 2008 Walking into a lamp post. Jumped in a puddle that i thought wasnt quite so deep. Drink the wrong glass of water while painting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 24, 2008 I once asked a girl i'd slept with if i had ever met her before. I didn't recognise her at first. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 24, 2008 Went skiing and decided to try a jump. But just at the top one of my skis flew off resulting in me flying straight into the air and landing on my back. Another time I was snowboarding and there hadn't been much snow meaning everywhere was icy and I was in a rush. Which resulted in the back end of my board hitting a clump of ice about a foot wide and flying through the air and landing on my coxic. Didn't do anymore snowboarding for the rest of the holiday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 24, 2008 I walked naked trough a bowling hall and it´s on a video :P Vids or it didn't happen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 24, 2008 I often open my mouth before thinking. Regularly as well. I feel fucking stupid afterwards. I feel off a jetty and into a river, I wasn't drunk. Got a massive cut up my arm and still have the scar today. I'll top that, went to jump over a two foot wall, tripped as I landed head butted my arm and broke it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 25, 2008 Dislocated and broke my elbow, whilst trying to kick my matey in the face in rollerblades. Locked my keys inside my room. Fell down the stairs at work with a tray of 4 hot chocolates, and they went all over me/the wall/the floor. Tombstoned off a 30ft cliff with goggles on... (my eyes nearly exploded, I swear!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
