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whats the stupidest thing youve ever said at the wrong time?

i say so many things which make no sense, its unbelievable! ask any, ANY, people thats spoken to me... even once.

 

anyway, whats the stupidest thing youve said, and when?

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Less said and more laughed. I laugh at the idea of pain, it's like a reflex, I suppose it must be a way of me covering up how I feel. So people don't really find it too nice when they say something like "My dog died last night", and my first reaction is to giggle.:heh:

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I was playing GTA3 at a friends house with him and another friend who happens to be black. During my time of play, I steel one of the best cars (inferno or something like it), and say something like "what the fuck is this black dude doing with a car this good". Only noticed moments later that my black friend might not find it so amusing.

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Oh god, a couple of weeks ago, I was sitting in Geography with my friend who was recently diagnosed with cancer. We were talking to another person, sitting in front, and she mentioned she has a lump on her leg (from when she fell down some stairs), and I said:

'I hope you dont have cancer lol!'

And then I realised what I'd said, and everything was terrible.

 

Luckily my cancer friend didnt mind though : /

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god tat guy can't play piano for shit(he was standing next to me)

 

Less said and more laughed. I laugh at the idea of pain, it's like a reflex, I suppose it must be a way of me covering up how I feel. So people don't really find it too nice when they say something like "My dog died last night", and my first reaction is to giggle.:heh:

 

oh god same here.. I also laugh when i'm in pain or someone is shooting at me:)

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I got another one, I was listening to Starfox Rocks song and commenting it with a friend of mine, I then say one of the lines that's something like "Too bad dad's not here to see you fail ", milliseconds after saying it, I remembered that his father died a few days ago.

 

Actually I have lots of these stuff, my friends even use my name as a verb to describe these (and stupidly unreal) situations.

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I got another one, I was listening to Starfox Rocks song and commenting it with a friend of mine, I then say one of the lines that's something like "Too bad dad's not here to see you fail ", milliseconds after saying it, I remembered that his father died a few days ago.

 

Actually I have lots of these stuff, my friends even use my name as a verb to describe these (and stupidly unreal) situations.

 

Beardy_Man has a simmilar complex... he used to use this expression wich basically meant may your mother die or somethig (morra a tua mãe), as a joke. So this once, he said that to this girl who's mom had died two days before... Massive mistake, but we laughed like crazy afterwards...

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I once told someone i'd rape their mother.

 

That wasn't the stupid bit.

 

That was because his mother was dead.

 

>_>

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Not really a stupid thing but a girl I like at work was joking with someone else how 'she wasn't that blonde' and I said to a friend stood next to me always prefered blondes, she was behind me and I didn't know. Smooth..

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I once told someone i'd rape their mother.

 

That wasn't the stupid bit.

 

That was because his mother was dead.

 

>_>

 

You vile necrophiliac!

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Mcoy, surely that meant that you almost exploded into a thousand pieces?

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I've got three friends who have all lost a parent or two... and man, it's so easy to forget. No specifics from me, I'm afraid...

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Oh yeah, i said "your mum" to a guy, who propmtly told me his mum was dead...

 

he got pretty pissed when i accidentally said it again 30 minutes later...

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I was talking to my friend about his auntie who used to work at our primary school. Without thinking, I said "Is she dead yet?"

 

What possessed me, I'll never know.

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I was talking to my friend about his auntie who used to work at our primary school. Without thinking, I said "Is she dead yet?"

 

What possessed me, I'll never know.

that makes no sense lmfao!

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I can't stop saying "You're mum" "So's your face" and "No, You're gay" to people.

 

I was in Pyschology, a friend of mine turned round and said something about her dad being in hospital (not serious, can't remember what for though) and I replied "So's your face", she looked at me as though she was about to cry and I said "No, you're gay".

 

I feel so ashamed. :heh:

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I can't stop saying "You're mum" "So's your face" and "No, You're gay" to people.

 

I was in Pyschology, a friend of mine turned round and said something about her dad being in hospital (not serious, can't remember what for though) and I replied "So's your face", she looked at me as though she was about to cry and I said "No, you're gay".

 

I feel so ashamed. :heh:

 

oh good god my friend says "so's your face" after most htings

it gets royally annoying

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oh good god my friend says "so's your face" after most htings

it gets royally annoying

 

It is. It's very annoying, but it's become a sort of reflex. Damn me. Though I do say "No. You're gay" more often. Also, I say "Dirty" in a deep, posh accent alot too. That annoys my tutor royally, it's hilarious.

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It is. It's very annoying, but it's become a sort of reflex. Damn me. Though I do say "No. You're gay" more often. Also, I say "Dirty" in a deep, posh accent alot too. That annoys my tutor royally, it's hilarious.

 

yeh..

 

i say lots of stupid things, really stupid, sometimes my words come out in the wrong order and things like that :(

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I often repeat my friend's sentences but with a your mum sexual innuendo swapped with part of it. We all do it, and generally its funny.

 

One of the more stupidest things I've had said to me was when I had split my eyebrow with blood pouring down my face. This was in primary school. And some kid came up to me and asked where the bloody kid was O.o I should have said "errrrrrrrrrr, not sure" but instead I went "Where do you think he is?!"

 

Some people ay >_>

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