Posted November 28, 2007 Its a torch, but instead of a light its got a fanny, arse hole, lips or whatever other things they've come up with since Ive been out of the self pleasure game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 28, 2007 I think they're available in nostrils, eye sockets and ear holes now... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 28, 2007 Is that supposed to be a good thing...? Yeah...If you'd got that far you'd understand:heh:....I only stopped cos I was worn out and wasnt quite as up for it, so I didn't mind. PLUS...My gf made up for it the next day;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 28, 2007 Love + Sex + Lube > Love + Sex > Love > Sex Love you man. I do Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 28, 2007 PLUS...My gf made up for it the next day;) Well I hope she ironed ALL your clothes... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 28, 2007 Love you man. I do Common side affect of Match.com TBH. Night folks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 5, 2008 just hought id bring this thread back up, some very interesting stories XD ^lips XD (id be scared if someone had lips like that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 5, 2008 Since my presence here is merely an avatar with a name, I don't feel too embarassed about asking; "Is l'anal sex any better than regular sex and what is it's appeal?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 5, 2008 For you? Most definitely... For her? Absolutely worthless and a waste of time. Cunnilingus is the way forward. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 5, 2008 Just done a bit more plowing. I still endorse the motion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 5, 2008 For you? Most definitely... For her? Absolutely worthless and a waste of time.Cunnilingus is the way forward. I used to fuck some girl who would cum amazingly fast when my penis was inserted into her anus. I think it depends on the lady. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 5, 2008 Some women really, really do love anal. I don't exactly see why, but who knows? Letty hates it. Yup. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 5, 2008 boo letty lol. But ya i can't see women enjoying it although i don't claim to be an expect in women Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 5, 2008 Alot of gay men just be bottoms because they want to please their partner. I suppose women are like that too, like if they're on their period or what-not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 5, 2008 Anal sex? Well, it's warm, tight, and more degrading for women. Never tried it though. Eww. To be honest, I'm usually more worried about the other person having a good time, because, well, I'm a guy, and if I'm having sex, then I damn sure am having a good time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 5, 2008 The brown door has never appealed to me really. I don't know why people find it so fascinating. With gay guys I understand, it's all they gots. I did more sex and have come to the conclusion that when I'm drunk I love it regardless, but when I'm sober pumping and squelching don't appeal to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 5, 2008 I've never really got the whole appeal with anal, I know its meant to be tighter and people can clean it and stuff. But the whole time I would just be thinking shit comes out of this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 5, 2008 Anal is dirty and porn starry. In a good way. Personally I can see the appeal. Never tried it though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 5, 2008 I've never really got the whole appeal with anal, I know its meant to be tighter and people can clean it and stuff. But the whole time I would just be thinking shit comes out of this. Piss and blood comes out the front. Although Im not the biggest fan but it happens. I find my manager most amusing; his girlfriend lets him do it at xmas and on his birthday. Talk about a present eh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 5, 2008 Piss and blood comes out the front.QUOTE] Eew. Looks like I might have to do a family guy position and head for the ears. Nothing comes out of that right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 5, 2008 Piss and blood comes out the front. Yuk Ashley. Piss,shit,cum and blood. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 5, 2008 Anal sex? Well, it's warm, tight, and more degrading for women. Never tried it though. Eww. To be honest, I'm usually more worried about the other person having a good time, because, well, I'm a guy, and if I'm having sex, then I damn sure am having a good time. Damn straight When i had sex for the first time with my ex I could tell she didn't enjoy it at first (can't blame her, she was a virgin too and you know, hymen breaking isn't the friendliest of things), but did i enjoy it? well, despite the awkwardness, it felt stupidly good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 5, 2008 I think placing the digestive outlet and the sexual organs in the same place was God's idea of a joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 5, 2008 Piss and blood comes out the front. You fuck their urethra?? What? And as for the blood, it's clean, honey. The ass, on the other hand, is full of bacteria. "Always wipe front to back" is there for a reason, you know? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 6, 2008 Alot of gay men just be bottoms because they want to please their partner. That's a bit of a generalisation. I personally like both - i prefer being top but receiving induces the better orgasm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
