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Awww, I have bad memories of that one, it just makes you keep going and going...and going until...you're tired...and....and...You just want it...to end. I'd rather cum fast tbh, atleast i got something. :blank:

 

Yeah we were almost late for our business lesson. And we almost got caught. Should have use the ribbed.

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I simply don't understand how people can cum so fast.

 

I personally take a good 20 minutes. At the least, i'm being dead serious :p

 

Yeah...errr...neither can I.....:indeed::heh:

 

Although I am becoming the master of holding back. My next target is 1:30.

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Yeah...errr...neither can I.....:indeed::heh:

 

Although I am becoming the master of holding back. My next target is 1:30.

 

1 hour 30 or 1 minute 30?

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No seriously.

 

Okay. So maybe it doesn't help that i've been circumsised due to a medical issue at birth (T_T).

 

Everything works just fine... I just take way longer than miss Letty Bishop can take most of the time XD

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I was circumsised for having overgrown foreskin and it takes my awhile to cum as well. :red:

 

Edit: Feels very weird talking to ShadowV7 about it. :confused:

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Yeah...errr...neither can I.....:indeed::heh:

 

Although I am becoming the master of holding back. My next target is 1:30.

 

I remember I think I held it for atleast 4 hours because thats how long the VCD porn was and i didn't have the remote to the DVD player, I basically jerked, then stopped just as I was going. Then, lo and behold, I've never made that amount of cum in my life. It reached far and wide, it was almost divine. ^^

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Performa are a silver colour. (I think) I'm pretty sure it was performa. It had something in the end of it already. It was like vaseline.

its benzocaine cream - it delays male orgasm... how mean.

 

1 hour 30 or 1 minute 30?

there was a guy at work who reckoned he could go on for 6 hours straight... we were all like - uhm - no... it'd be worn down to a nub by then :nono:

 

Bluey has a penis! :eek:

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I haven't had sex in a few months, so I'm dealing with withdrawel. Or rather, I'm not, har har!

 

 

Hmm, me birthday is coming up, so maybe I'll get luckeh. It would so cheesy-yet-good if I happened to meet the woman of my dreams at the party. Gah, I can dream.

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I haven't had sex in a few months, so I'm dealing with withdrawel. Or rather, I'm not, har har!

 

 

Hmm, me birthday is coming up, so maybe I'll get luckeh. It would so cheesy-yet-good if I happened to meet the woman of my dreams at the party. Gah, I can dream.

 

I could sort you out. Just depends how fussy you are. ;)

 

 

Because if you're fussy about gingers then I can't help you.

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I could sort you out. Just depends how fussy you are. ;)

 

 

Because if you're fussy about gingers then I can't help you.

 

But you're a mans. I don't make love to mans.

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You missed out 1 second and 30 milliseconds. :wink:

So it's just...touch.

 

BAM. done and dusted?

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They always end up liking it...

 

You sure did.

 

 

You know what they say. Once you try black you can't go back. But if you try ginge it'll fuck up your minge.

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For the last time, no arses will be penetrated, Moogle.

 

Not any male ones anyway. Hoo Har.

 

God, I keep having re-curring dreams involving sex with my housemate. I was sitting next to her about half an hour ago thinking "I did you doggy, hehe."

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No doubt many a sheet have been stained by Flinky's dreams.

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For the last time, no arses will be penetrated, Moogle.

 

Not any male ones anyway. Hoo Har.

 

God, I keep having re-curring dreams involving sex with my housemate. I was sitting next to her about half an hour ago thinking "I did you doggy, hehe."

 

Ok I'm not hearing much support for the gay option...

 

 

...What's your view on shemales?

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You sure did.

 

 

You know what they say. Once you try black you can't go back. But if you try ginge it'll fuck up your minge.

 

Wahahahaha. : peace:

 

Warm him up with shemales first, then reel him in like sirens on the seashore.

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Ok I'm not hearing much support for the gay option...

 

 

...What's your view on shemales?

 

 

Not that again... :shakehead

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No she-males either!

 

I like regular girlies. 2 tits, one vag, and a face.

 

ALL femine.

 

A body inbetween wouldn't go a-miss either.

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No she-males either!

 

I like regular girlies. 2 tits, one vag, and a face.

 

ALL femine.

 

A body inbetween wouldn't go a-miss either.

dude, you're calling it a "vag" - THATS why you're not getting any :nono:

 

 

 

:heh:

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