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thought id post a new thread for posting jokes of the sick variety.

 

So a guy is in the pub talking to his mates about this girl he met the other night. He was walking home from work and decided to take a shortcut via the railway line. Whilst he was walking he spots a girl tied to the railway line. He goes over and attempts to chat her up........5 minutes later and bobs yer uncle theyre having sex. Anyway he's telling all this to his mates in the pub and his mate asks him, "well did she give you a blowjob or what?!"........."nah sorry mate I wanted her to but she didn't have a head."

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Oh man..

 

Okay, for the mean time i'll let this one slide. But if it gets really fucked up, it will be locked.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

 

It used the bridge instead.

That's just too far man.

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This is like the only joke I can ever remember, so enjoy!

 

 

When is a fairy not a fairy?

 

When it's down a pixies pants and its a goblin!

 

 

 

Geddit?? :yay:

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How do you get a baby into a bowl?

 

A blender

 

 

How do you get a baby out of a bowl?

 

Nachos

 

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What has 8 legs and terrifies women?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

GANG RAPE!

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What's pink, stiff, and makes women go crazy? Cot death.

 

What dya call an Ethiopian with long toe nails? A rake.

 

A man walks up to a woman in a bar, and asks her, "would you sleep with me for a million dollars"?

 

The woman says, "yes, I probably would".

 

The man asks, "would you sleep with me for 1 dollar"?

 

The woman says, "NO, what type of woman do you take me for"?!

 

The man says, "THAT type". "We have already established we are now haggling over the price".

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Oh that last one reminds me of one:

 

Whats so great about getting a blow job from an Ethiopian woman?

 

 

You know they're gonna swallow for sure.

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I like dark humor... but some this kind of "dark" humor about raping babies is just stupid.

 

I don't have a problem with it, but all of you who laugh are pretty much bastards with no comedy taste and discretion at all.

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It's a thread for sick jokes, who gives a fuk if it's racist? As long as you don't go around beating up black people and yelling nigger at them, then you're golden.

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What has 8 Legs and hurts women?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gang Rape!

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I've told this one before but...

 

How long takes for a black woman to crap?

 

9 months

 

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I've told this one before but...

 

How long takes for a black woman to crap?

 

9 months

 

LMAO, class.

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Renault have revealed their brand new stealth car. The Renault McCann.

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Why should it be locked?

 

You can't be telling me that jokes like Shino's posted are acceptable?

 

Its disgusting and intolerant.

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What has 8 Legs and hurts women?
Dude that one is further up the damn page.
How is this not locked yet!?!?
It keeps all the freaks in one place.

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